Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Markorian said:
This is the first thing I think of when I hear someone say something along the lines of "I don't believe fatty is SWATting himself anymore, because even as dumb as he is, he couldn't possibly be dumb enough to sue over it if he's the one behind it".
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I'm more astonished he was able to figure out how to buy cryptocurrency and, more impressively, send it to Torswats.
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
I grabbed this going through the OnA archives the other day, he’s so repulsive.
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Fuck your family, child.
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This is very easy to say for someone that is not allowed at any of his family celebrations and gets cut out of family photos.

He really may be the easiest person to hate on X.
 
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John_Smith said:
That's stupidity, an inability to learn, thing which afflicts Patso, but he also has a 'refusal to learn' problem. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and perceiving different results.
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As a sane, intelligent learner every time I throw a pair of dice I both expect and perceive snake eyes.

Pat's still a fat belligerent retard, though.
 
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Lemon-Lime Turpentine said:
>childless
Somehow that term doesn't feel right, given 80% of his sentences contain a "child". It feels like a riddle that the sphinx would ask.

The one who birthed me, has no children.
Yet, should you gaze upon me, you will certainly see a child.
What am I?
A Patrick Tomlinson tweet​
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John_Smith said:
There is a novel, "Eyes of the Overworld" by Jack Vance -- a legitimately great Sc-Fi writer. Sometimes I think Patso has a pair of the eyes, only they're cursed. He sees his nice house in a desirable neighborhood, but everybody else sees reality, a hovel on the perimeter of a ghetto in a bleak and decaying midwestern city. Cream City indeed. He sees himself as fit and trim. He's fat, grossly fat, a bloated lump. He sees his slattern as a second better wife. She's a xanax zombie, a VD ridden harridan -- you're a fool if you think genital herpes is the only STD she has had-- and overall just gross, almost as gross as Patso.
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Of all the many perfectly valid reasons to hate Pigsley, #1 for me is that he tweeted out that his wife has herpes and is on psych meds. I thought that was a basic level of decency you'd have for your wife, don't tell her shit to the world. That Patrick is a really weird dude. And fat, a fat weird dude.
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
I grabbed this going through the OnA archives the other day, he’s so repulsive.
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You know, it's not often Pat's lies get me angry, it really isn't. The more ridiculous they are, the more I laugh.

But Jesus Fucking Christ!
 
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You know, it's not often Pat's lies get me angry, it really isn't. The more ridiculous they are, the more I laugh.

But Jesus Fucking Christ!
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I...can't really process this logically. He has to know everything he says is absolute shit, right? No one can lack this much self-awareness. Any good and responsible parent would have left him in his playpen with a few cans of cat food and absconded to some third-world shithole, like San Francisco.

Pat, you fat, ignorant, drooling fucking retard. Your current IQ can only be measured with a quantum microscope. The only reason the Kiwis and the good lads at OnA know you exist is because your entire being is consumed with arguing with anyone and everyone. It's literally a meme at this point. He literally doesn't realize that all he has to do to be rid of us is to stop.

Lolcows, I am going to break all of the sacred Kiwi Laws that were inscribed in crayon on the back of Chris-Chan's first drawing of Sonichu. I am going to tell you how to avoid ever having to worry about us EBIL KIWIFARMERS.
Stop reading the Farms and pretend we don't exist. Your lives will be much happier. Barring that, STOP DOING DUMB SHIT.[

Back to enjoying prison, fellow stalker-children-cyberfelons.
 
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Uncle Buck said:
Tomlinson Technicality: He's not "arguing"; he's childing.
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I suspect it's literally this - if you go back far enough you find him actually arguing - he doesn't do that anymore. He, child, simply, child, denies, child, whatever, child, it is, and then says Enjoy Prison™.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
It is a wide closet and it is walk in.

Fun fact: FFWBT has been asked never to step west of the Mississippi because it messes with the heavy duty gaydar in San Francisco.
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Pretty sure his closet is just an open air market so there's room to accommodate his fat ass.
 
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"kinda drafty but no real complaints"
"NOCHILD THIS IS SIMPLY A DELUSION, YOU DITHERED ON WHETHER TO CHOOSE MY HALF HOUSE AND THUS YOUR LIFE IS NOW FORFEIT. TWAS UNSEASONABLY WARM DUE TO THE BUILDUP OF MELANATED GAS OVER THE LAST FEW YEARS SO YOU ARE SIMPLY INSANE TO SAY IT WAS COLD IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER. ENJOY AIRBNB PRISON STALKER CHILD."
 
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