Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[LiquidKid]

Very much so. Depending on the particular vtuber's niche it could be career-ending to have another creator insisting you had sex. At the very least it could piss off some of the more parasocial paypigs in the audience.

Outside of some weird yuri thing with another vtuber, I can’t imagine a scenario where a vtuber’s sex life being revealed isn’t a career killer.
The only except besides that would be for porn tubers

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Would such a speech work? I'm not Clarence Darrow or Saul Goodman but I think that's WAY more professional than the way Dax and Nick handle shit. They deny, they straight up lie. I've never seen such obvious lying as Nick pretending Null was barking like a literal rabid dog going "GIVE ME THE NAMES OF WHO I SHOULD BAN!"

That drawing of Drexel will always be hilarious.

It would also explain his glee at his self admitted animal cruelty. Something something "God gave man dominion over the beasts". But the overwhelming majority of people who hunt actually like animals.

Takes a fucked up mind to enjoy harming critters in completely needless ways.

Nothing makes me MATI like animal cruelty and just when I thought this POS couldn’t get any worse.

Actually domestic violence is another one and while Toye is a soy boy manlet, he did say a couple of poignant things about Rekieta that have aged like fine wine:

While I’m no weeb, Nick indeed was very culpable in Vic Lasagna’s downfall.


Because of his referral to Ty, he now owes hundreds of thousands of dollars. The remote wielding Soye boy even predicted it back in 2020. Vic lost all of the GFM and then some.



Edit to say: Back in the dawn of the weeb wars in 2019, Nick said that no one could afford to defend a defamation lawsuit and it would be better for Rial et al to at least sit down for mediation and/or settle.

Funny how that thought went out the window with Montegraph’s suit…

 

[Swole McPole]

Edit to say: Back in the dawn of the weeb wars in 2019, Nick said that no one could afford to defend a defamation lawsuit and it would be better for Rial et al to at least sit down for mediation and/or settle.

This was the thing that got me interested in Rekieta in the first place. I'd just never come across a real lawyer who wouldn't try and settle a defamation lawsuit ASAP. It was as though, if they learn one thing in law school, it's this. And that's true in the UK where the winner gets their costs paid. How could it not also be true in the USA where, you can win and still be out hundreds of thousands?

The retardedness of it all just staggered me.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

A couple things stood out to me in that Elissa clip of Nick talking about morality from the other day. He mentions a Christian God, but then immediately corrects it to a Judeo-Christian God, which is obviously because he doesn"/ even believe in Jesus. Then he describes God as "a penultimate deity", which demonstrates that Nick is a retard who, like most of the people who use the word penultimate to sound smart, doesn't know what the word means. But it's actually appropriate in a Freudian slip sense for Nick, because Nick treats his morality and teachings as the final word when he "deprograms" his kids. That God's word is penultimate and Nick has the ultimate say.

Agree. This is a whole section in the new OP supplemental post. It is well worth consideration.

I really don't know why he bothered with that topic ever. I would imagine a lot of gun owners in the United States will tell you that their rights to own and carry are always under attack from various measures and legislation, so tips and advice from actual legal professionals in this area would be extremely helpful I would think. Given Nick's prior experience in helping someone with legal issues, I'm inclined to believe he would accidentally give you advice that would get your right to possess revoked for life. It is my opinion that owners have to be smart when it comes to what is okay and not okay legally, and asking Nick about legal issues, especially something as heavily scrutinized as this? His track record is horrible.

The thing is there is an entire contingent of 2A content creators who cover such topics as well as current events and court updates, and many of these content creators actually are legally educated and qualified to talk about such things. They all have bigger audiences than Nick does and better knowledge, so Nick would be completely out of his depth there even if he wanted to talk about guns. I never pegged him as a firearms guy anyway even when I was regularly watching his Rittenhouse coverage. Lawtube was entertaining in a daytime talk show kind of way but if it's going to be just Nick then it gets boring fast. I have no idea how he could have sincerely believed that his personality carries the content when I feel like at least 3/4 of his viewers would tap out as soon as the superchat reading started at the end of the stream.

He thinks his audience who want 'Trump and Guns' topics are stupid. It is a pandering talking point. Did you see his stream with Fuddbuster and his friend? It was so embarrassing.

Nick knows nothing about guns. I probably know more.

Can confirm. Got a niece that wanted to get into psychology. She's a total basket case.
Also failed most of her classes in her first semester and dropped out. And underage drunk a lot. Those two probably coincide.

Maybe I am optimistic, but I saw it as a mis-guided broken person trying to help someone... Good intentions, but there do need to be objective people to slap down the overly emotional and sympathetic tendencies.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

"Okay guys so I want to address a small controversy. The other night Drex told a rather shocking anecdote and a lot of people are mad about that. Now look it's not my job to tell you what to think. You can consider me trash you can consider Drexel a creep. But look I've known the man for two decades, he is one of my closest friends. And I believe firmly that clip does not represent the real Drexel. We were all telling rowdy stories and Drexel gave his own "Letters To Penthouse" and yes it did go a little too far but I believe it was just a story. Beyond that there's nothing else to say but I'm sorry that my stream broke a taboo that simply shouldn't be broken in the world today. I only ask that you consider giving benefit of the doubt and remember we're doing a comedy show."

if he said this BUT continued to self-immolate with the alcohol and degeneracy I would not accept the explanation. If he could have stayed on track and there was never anything else after this... I think I could buy it.... but then again Drex also continued to defend his "story" so a part of it would be contingent on drex shutting his mouth on the issue or issuing a similar apology after the stream as well. I would still not like drex cause even if that story was fake you gotta be fucked up to come up with it in the first place.

 

[Chibitzen]

Soon:

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Spoiler: Lower quality GIF (but it loops)

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How did you get this image of me!? Enjoy prison, stalker-child!

LOL! I love it!

I really do hope a version of this fatefully accurate GIF makes it into the OP.

 

[LemonParty]

I feel Greer is too pitiful to laugh at)

This is a common misconception about Russ, that he's disabled so therefore he's pitiful.

Russell Greer is a disabled demon

1) His pro se/in forma pauperis (by himself for free) lawfare has gotten so bad that Null -and by extension those of us that donated to the war chest- are petitioning the Supreme Court of the United States.

2) He's a convicted stalker and harasser of women, this particular woman was only guilty of pitying Greer.

3) He paradoxically thinks women are just holes to "suck me my penis" and also the only way he derives "love", from prostitutes. Meanwhile, his adoptive family as far as anyone can tell, tried their hardest and spared no expense at trying to raise this chromosomial defect of a sex pest correctly. He doesn't love his family though.

4) He tried to sue Taylor Swift for a date and then wrote the funniest fucking lolcow generated peice of literature that ever existed about the ordeal.

Thread Tax: Nick reading Russell Greer's retarded book is what got me to start following Nick.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

>people months ago say that me wishing Jim would comment counter to how Nick and EVS invoked him was retarded
>it happens
>both start pissing their pants in anger because Jim has no clue why to hate Eric

This will cause an eventual Sean-tier freakout. I’m not saying Rekieta will go full Ralph, but he will probably piss off everyone. Appealing to daddy Jim is retarded when you torture your testicles for fun.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

BREAKING NEWS: NICK REKIETA HAS RE-DEPLOYED HIS PISS FILTER

From last night's stream:



I guess the discussion about whether he was wearing makeup got to him.

 

[polar bear]

if he said this BUT continued to self-immolate with the alcohol and degeneracy I would not accept the explanation. If he could have stayed on track and there was never anything else after this... I think I could buy it.... but then again Drex also continued to defend his "story" so a part of it would be contingent on drex shutting his mouth on the issue or issuing a similar apology after the stream as well. I would still not like drex cause even if that story was fake you gotta be fucked up to come up with it in the first place.

Lest we forget that Drexel was taking pictures of women in gym without their knowledge or consent AND he felt so proud of it he shared it with his buddies AND he understood it was wrong because he justified it by saying these were just pictures of equipment and women were in way, bro.
For any newfags or tourists, below is a very good example of one of his so-called "gym equipment" pics (from Drexel thread):

His excuse was that he was taking pictures of the gym equipment and the women just happened to be in the shot.

That excuse seems more than a bit unlikely when you see things like this:

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There was a woman that seemed to be the focal point in every shot he posted, IIRC.

What's really baffling to me is how is it possible that Kayla, a goblinwoman, a mother of daughters, did not sense a presence of a threat in their house. Why, she took pictures with Drexel, comparing their biceps. She let her husband be friends with him. It's very strange.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Maybe I am optimistic, but I saw it as a mis-guided broken person trying to help someone... Good intentions, but there do need to be objective people to slap down the overly emotional and sympathetic tendencies.

I did a lot of Psychology adjacent classes in college, and worked on a suicide hotline, and like 90% of people there have some kind of personality disorder.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

BREAKING NEWS: NICK REKIETA HAS RE-DEPLOYED HIS PISS FILTER

From last night's stream:

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I guess the discussion about whether he was wearing makeup got to him.

He looks so bad. It is unreal how expertly he has speed run self-destruction.

 

[Anticipointment]

BREAKING NEWS: NICK REKIETA HAS RE-DEPLOYED HIS PISS FILTER

From last night's stream:

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I guess the discussion about whether he was wearing makeup got to him.

Piss filter is a fail.

 

[AnOminous]

Then he describes God as "a penultimate deity", which demonstrates that Nick is a retard who, like most of the people who use the word penultimate to sound smart, doesn't know what the word means.

Creative writing major, basically English major with a fancy name, can't speak English and is such an illiterate retard he accidentally commits blasphemy.

Ken needs a therapist himself. He often went completely batty saying the most insane shit and suicide baited numerous times back in the old rekieta server.

A psych with mental issues. Certainly never seen that before.

 

[Harm]

Was cleaning up some old files recently and found Discord messages I'd sent all the way back in 2020 referring to Nick as "that fake lawyer." Almost forgot how far ahead of the curve I was with that call. The Lord made my enemies ridiculous and for that, He is good.

Anyways, it's really pathetic how Nick is still trying to re-contextualize his "I wish you a million dollars" line. Nick originated that line during his 9 hours long drunken tirade against Eric July. It was used to imply that Chuck Dixon could never put out a million dollar book. Months later, around the time of the psychotic "walking to the hospital" rant, he flat out admitted the purpose of the "I wish you make a million dollars" line is to imply you never will make that money because he looks down on you.

Now he wants to pretend he's always rallied for Eric July's success despite platforming the nobody who defiled the Isom grave. Hey, how's that going for Jesse anyways?



Oof, tough break. Perhaps you could take some photos on the grave of your dead Youtube channel to restore some hype!

 

[Maude Snew]

Back in the dawn of the weeb wars in 2019, Nick said that no one could afford to defend a defamation lawsuit and it would be better for Rial et al to at least sit down for mediation and/or settle.

Funny how that thought went out the window with Montegraph’s suit…

You have to understand, Nick sat down and settled once, now he got a zonked out wife and five kids instead of wild debauchery and coom so he's not doing that again.

 

[Potatoherder]

It's an interview on boring subjects so both YT ( $89 ) and rumble are low. Playboard is having issues again so yt may be off, i manually counted the graph. Muted user was Fresnokyle who just was posting stuff in all caps. Nick said 2 things a link to a gofundme and claiming he had issues with rumble.

RekietaLaw

"Rumble starts late these days, iut's weird"

2024-03-15 23:17:33 -0500 CDT

richardoteam was sperging out some more this stream.

richardoteam	"is this one of the cucks you get to fuck? HAHA jk, its all fun nd cuck games."	$5	2024-03-15 23:19:27 -0500 CDT
richardoteam	"nick montyhas always been into sucking little boy cook which is weird, but that's his thing. Look, I'm not here to stop him, I'm just saying, he should probably be shot in the fucking head. Montagraph"	$5	2024-03-15 23:43:59 -0500 CDT
richardoteam	"and nick goes on Look, I'm not here to stop him, I'm just saying, he should probably be shot in the fucking head. Montagraph, you're a fucking faggot, everybody knows you're a faggot. Clip this all yo"	$5	2024-03-15 23:46:14 -0500 CDT
richardoteam	"nick said and I quote "" Look, I'm not here to stop him, I'm just saying, he should probably be shot"" and no nick di nothing wrong.	$5	2024-03-15 23:47:39 -0500 CDT

Ty showed up to spend some of the Vic money.

RealTyBeard

I felt a grave disturbance in the force…

$20

2024-03-16 00:13:35 -0500 CDT

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[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I really do hope a version of this fatefully accurate GIF makes it into the OP.

There will be a call for a collection of fan art at some point near the end of the drafting process. I want to collect as much of the lulz as is feasible.

This is a common misconception about Russ, that he's disabled so therefore he's pitiful.

Russell Greer is a disabled demon

1) His pro se/in forma pauperis (by himself for free) lawfare has gotten so bad that Null -and by extension those of us that donated to the war chest- are petitioning the Supreme Court of the United States.

2) He's a convicted stalker and harasser of women, this particular woman was only guilty of pitying Greer.

3) He paradoxically thinks women are just holes to "suck me my penis" and also the only way he derives "love", from prostitutes. Meanwhile, his adoptive family as far as anyone can tell, tried their hardest and spared no expense at trying to raise this chromosomial defect of a sex pest correctly. He doesn't love his family though.

4) He tried to sue Taylor Swift for a date and then wrote the funniest fucking lolcow generated peice of literature that ever existed about the ordeal.

Thread Tax: Nick reading Russell Greer's retarded book is what got me to start following Nick.

Greer is someone you have to follow enough to lose that initial sympathy. The man may act like a retard, but he is a manipulative cunt who uses that false premise to extract concessions from others.

Hmmm..Hmm... This sounds like an NPL we know... using his status as a lawyer to extract trust and money from others, only to tell them that 'they cannot understand' what it is like to be a creator...

 

[elb]

richardoteam was sperging out some more this stream.

richardoteam	"is this one of the cucks you get to fuck? HAHA jk, its all fun nd cuck games."	$5	2024-03-15 23:19:27 -0500 CDT
richardoteam	"nick montyhas always been into sucking little boy cook which is weird, but that's his thing. Look, I'm not here to stop him, I'm just saying, he should probably be shot in the fucking head. Montagraph"	$5	2024-03-15 23:43:59 -0500 CDT
richardoteam	"and nick goes on Look, I'm not here to stop him, I'm just saying, he should probably be shot in the fucking head. Montagraph, you're a fucking faggot, everybody knows you're a faggot. Clip this all yo"	$5	2024-03-15 23:46:14 -0500 CDT
richardoteam	"nick said and I quote "" Look, I'm not here to stop him, I'm just saying, he should probably be shot"" and no nick di nothing wrong.	$5	2024-03-15 23:47:39 -0500 CDT

Edit to add:
“This is depression”

 

[DaleMcGuy]

>people months ago say that me wishing Jim would comment counter to how Nick and EVS invoked him was retarded
>it happens
>both start pissing their pants in anger because Jim has no clue why to hate Eric

This will cause an eventual Sean-tier freakout. I’m not saying Rekieta will go full Ralph, but he will probably piss off everyone. Appealing to daddy Jim is retarded when you torture your testicles for fun.

Nick was the one arrogant enough to state Jim would be on his side. We have EVS smugly thinking he can explain the situation to his "friend".

Seems like the old man is very interested in getting to the bottom of this, clearly watching EJ and EVS streams. Doubt he will make a video unless someone drops their spaghetti. It does seem like Roiloup has enough insider info on CG to cause that.