Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[polar bear]

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I ain't no lawyer, but I feel like Nick shouldn't have said "I guess you just corroborated it, that's cool" after that second superchat. The system obviously doesn't recognize some punctuation marks, like colon or brackets, which created an opportunity for Nick to be "humorous" and "funny" and pretend like it was richardoteams' statement, rather than him quoting Nick.
I could be interpreting it in a very retarded way, but it just feels like he made his position so much worse. What would he say in court? "Your Honor, when I acknowledged that other people are now repeating the same false accusation I made, and I said that's cool - I WAS JUST JOKING, IT WAS JUST A JOKE SEA-I mean, Your Honor"
Maybe he should just stop reading superchats, but then again, 20 bucks is like 3 big bags of Doritos. A man's gotta eat.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

BREAKING NEWS: NICK REKIETA HAS RE-DEPLOYED HIS PISS FILTER

From last night's stream:

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I guess the discussion about whether he was wearing makeup got to him.

I honestly think he's just retarded and doesn't know how to set the white balance on his camera.
Edit: or more likely, he way overspent on that Sony camera and never learned how to set it right. So any time he makes changes, he keeps fucking it up.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Maybe he should just stop reading superchats, but then again, 20 bucks is like 3 big bags of Doritos. A man's gotta eat.

No Its only two. A Family Size bag of Doritos is over seven bux now.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

I honestly think he's just retarded and doesn't know how to set the white balance on his camera.
Edit: or more likely, he way overspent on that Sony camera and never learned how to set it right. So any time he makes changes, he keeps fucking it up.

There were a few conversations about that buried atm.
He bought a top tier camera, never took any time for people who offered to help set it up. Had his editor pleading for him to fix it, never did.
Social media genius achieved.

 

[not william stenchever]

Maybe he should just stop reading superchats, but then again, 20 bucks is like 3 big bags of Doritos. A man's gotta eat.

No Its only two. A Family Size bag of Doritos is over seven bux now.

A single dorito angrily eaten per day from two bags could still last a rage twig about half a year.

 

[genericwhitemale]

richardoteam

He's proven to be a rare W for Rackets, because he's probably given him hundreds of dollars at this point to say shit he could read on the Kiwi Farms for free, and Nick is smart enough to play along with it and not let him in on the fact it's more money for him. On the off chance richardoteam is reading this, you realise all that money is going towards whiskey?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

BREAKING NEWS: NICK REKIETA HAS RE-DEPLOYED HIS PISS FILTER

From last night's stream:

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I guess the discussion about whether he was wearing makeup got to him.

Jesus yellowing skin effect.

 

[BathTubShine]

Nickyyy... Nicky boy, fine Saturday! Why don't you treat yourself with few bottles of finest drinks to celebrate end of yet another HARD work week?
Maybe some Sake to celebrate the new blooming yellow skin colour of yours?

Spoiler: RANDOM MEDICAL SPITBALLING

Up to 35% of long-time heavy drinkers develop alcoholic hepatitis. If you have it, you might wake up and notice that your skin or the whites of your eyes look yellow -- a condition called jaundice. You might also have a fever, stomachache, or liquid buildup in your belly, and you may lose weight.

https://www.webmd.com/hepatitis/what-is-alcoholic-hepatitis

 

[AnOminous]

Nickyyy... Nicky boy, fine Saturday! Why don't you treat yourself with few bottles of finest drinks to celebrate end of yet another HARD work week?
Maybe some Sake to celebrate the new blooming yellow skin colour of yours?

Spoiler: RANDOM MEDICAL SPITBALLING

Up to 35% of long-time heavy drinkers develop alcoholic hepatitis. If you have it, you might wake up and notice that your skin or the whites of your eyes look yellow -- a condition called jaundice. You might also have a fever, stomachache, or liquid buildup in your belly, and you may lose weight.

https://www.webmd.com/hepatitis/what-is-alcoholic-hepatitis

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I'm sure he's fine though. Literally the healthiest he's ever been, don't believe Google results with pictures of what he looked like a couple years ago, those Kiwifags faked those.

I'm sure he has yellow skin for reasons completely unrelated to the top hit on Google for why someone might have yellow skin. And never mind those dents in his face, the never-healing bruises, wasting away from manorexia, etc.

 

[Neetorino]

"Rumble starts late these days, iut's weird"

Is this twiggy faggot with brain holes starting his Rumble stream slightly late intentionally? Acting almost like, to borrow a phrase, "a scorned ex"? Afaik MATI hasn't had problems with Rumble starting late over the other sites, and those streams are about as frequent as Nick's show is. @Null Any problems you've had with Rumble lately? Because if not then methinks he's been tossed out in the cold and is delaying Rumble's stream as some gay defiance.

 

[Guyspleasedontfight]

It would also explain his glee at his self admitted animal cruelty. Something something "God gave man dominion over the beasts". But the overwhelming majority of people who hunt actually like animals.

Takes a fucked up mind to enjoy harming critters in completely needless ways.

When did he admit to animal cruelty? It doesn't surprise me, I've always found it weird that he has so many children and no dog to watch over/keep them company.

 

[not william stenchever]

When did he admit to animal cruelty? It doesn't surprise me, I've always found it weird that he has so many children and no dog to watch over/keep them company.

He lazily drowned two skunks in a cage trap and vivisected a snapping turtle.

 

[dustnight]

When did he admit to animal cruelty? It doesn't surprise me, I've always found it weird that he has so many children and no dog to watch over/keep them company.

I don't know if they still do but they did get a puppy two or three years ago.

 

[Day Walker]

I don't know if they still do but they did get a puppy two or three years ago.

Yeah, but it was some form of barking rat. Doesn’t count. Although, I hope they don’t still have it, Nick didn’t want it to begin with and I doubt anyone is taking care of it properly.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Yeah, but it was some form of barking rat. Doesn’t count. Although, I hope they don’t still have it, Nick didn’t want it to begin with and I doubt anyone is taking care of it properly.

Nick probably murdered it in a drunken rage after reading his thread and malding on twitter.

 

[Chazzed Up]

A single dorito angrily eaten per day from two bags could still last a rage twig about half a year.

I'd like to see him total up the money it saves him to lick every bit of Dorito powder from his fingers/the bag... at least a quarter?

A couple things stood out to me in that Elissa clip of Nick talking about morality from the other day. He mentions a Christian God, but then immediately corrects it to a Judeo-Christian God, which is obviously because he doesn"/ even believe in Jesus. Then he describes God as "a penultimate deity", which demonstrates that Nick is a retard who, like most of the people who use the word penultimate to sound smart, doesn't know what the word means. But it's actually appropriate in a Freudian slip sense for Nick, because Nick treats his morality and teachings as the final word when he "deprograms" his kids. That God's word is penultimate and Nick has the ultimate say.

I mean even if he thought penultimate meant 'final' or 'ultimate', it wouldn't be correct to say that about God because there are no other deities in a Christian worldview. There's only one God.

 

[AltisticRight]

When did he admit to animal cruelty? It doesn't surprise me, I've always found it weird that he has so many children and no dog to watch over/keep them company.

He snuffed two skunks. His reason for not shooting the thing but torturing it instead (drowning) was that it'll smell. You know, instead of just opening the cage in the woods which avoids both issues.

He also shot a racoon and performed vivisection on a snapping turtle like some deranged war criminal from the land of the rising sun.

 

[AnOminous]

He snuffed two skunks. His reason for not shooting the thing but torturing it instead (drowning) was that it'll smell. You know, instead of just opening the cage in the woods which avoids both issues.

He also shot a racoon and performed vivisection on a snapping turtle like some deranged war criminal from the land of the rising sun.

Plus his explanations were completely demented and retarded.

 

[Sewer Rat]

He snuffed two skunks. His reason for not shooting the thing but torturing it instead (drowning) was that it'll smell. You know, instead of just opening the cage in the woods which avoids both issues.

He also shot a racoon and performed vivisection on a snapping turtle like some deranged war criminal from the land of the rising sun.

Jesus Christ that's horrible, I never heard of that before, that's up there with Ralph's oven puppies

 

[feral cat #6385]

I would also like to point out he killed at least one cat due to neglect and terrorized and injured a stray by locking it in his barn or shed.