DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
He needs that money, dood!

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Scopely said:
15 years legacy and he still hasn't figured out personality is what attracts viewers, not the hawtest new releahses.
Retard boy just fell upwards and expect to keep doing so for the rest of his life.
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He knows it's him. That's why he blames everything but.
The Penultimate Warrior said:
His mind just can't comprehend that most people don't buy all 3 consoles and a PC (sorry, have them "donated by long term fans who wish to remain anonymous") and don't play games to try and drag as much money out of people as possible.
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It's bad enough that he thinks the people that do are somehow taking money that should go to him.
Cyber Bowling said:
I bet those moronic game devs tried to call him when clearly the more professional move is reaching out via email with their release schedules in a poorly formatted table proclaiming their PREMIER live release dates.
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as well as tried to call during his stream.
marlintan said:
No dollar estimate? For shame TJ...
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I am starting to think this mother fucker is skipping mortgage payments or asking mummy to bail him out. Khet is not working and we know the pig and the cat door dash a lot probably almost every day. He has done this last month too to the day because he then spends his YouTube cheque on the mortgage but if that is low.
 
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Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
I am starting to think this mother fucker is skipping mortgage payments or asking mummy to bail him out. Khet is not working and we know the pig and the cat door dash a lot probably almost every day. He has done this last month too to the day because he then spends his YouTube cheque on the mortgage but if that is low.
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Bank leaks showed he's been late on his HOA / mortgage payments in the past, no reason to think that he smartened up...
 
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Quitting FF7 Rebirth because it did poorly but still playing Infinite Wealth even though he only made $5 at one point?

Anyways, I kinda agree w/ Dave that too many RPGs have been released lately, but it doesn't change the fact that he makes any game look boring because he wastes time doing anything but playing then complains that they're too long and it messes up his schedule
 
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Kane lives in death said:
I was watching a compilation of his shitty gameplay of battlefront, and he had a little bit of one of his real laughs (the famous seal laugh that he always tries to hide because hes ashamed of the way he laughs lol).
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The reason was that the graphics bugged out and a bunch of purple squares appeared on the ground, thats it, thats what he finds hilarious enough that he cant stop the seal laugh from coming out.

No wonder hes a children entertainer, hes truly a simpleton.
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Another good quote from that session:
“I can't see what's going on because it's silent.”
 
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"I rage at fighting games, I lose at fighting games cause I suck at them a lot of the time. I get frustrated, I'll insult my opponents, I say very very mean things, BUT I don't pull the plug"

I love how he's trying to look better than LTG but just admits he's just as much of a crybaby, just in a different way.
 
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Shuma-Gorath said:
"I rage at fighting games, I lose at fighting games cause I suck at them a lot of the time. I get frustrated, I'll insult my opponents, I say very very mean things, BUT I don't pull the plug"

I love how he's trying to look better than LTG but just admits he's just as much of a crybaby, just in a different way.
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He seems to have forgotten that he dashboarded in Street Fighter 4
At some point, Phil tried to spin this as him rage quitting as an April Fools joke or something.
 
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Shuma-Gorath said:
"I rage at fighting games, I lose at fighting games cause I suck at them a lot of the time. I get frustrated, I'll insult my opponents, I say very very mean things, BUT I don't pull the plug"

I love how he's trying to look better than LTG but just admits he's just as much of a crybaby, just in a different way.
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Except the times he dashboarded in SF6 because he didn't want to fight Cammy during one of the last SF6 streams.
 
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DSP's hypocrisy and lack of self-awareness knows no bounds.

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DSP sees this and tells him to shut the fuck up or else he'll be banned:




"This is not a psychiatrist's office! Every time you come in here, you start talking about your personal problems, which are no one's business but your own. (...) You're coming in here and telling us all about your personal life - well, we don't need to know about it!"

This is coming from a man who straight-up complains about his personal life for hours on end quite literally every single day.
 
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Pimpinator said:
Quitting FF7 Rebirth because it did poorly but still playing Infinite Wealth even though he only made $5 at one point?

Anyways, I kinda agree w/ Dave that too many RPGs have been released lately, but it doesn't change the fact that he makes any game look boring because he wastes time doing anything but playing then complains that they're too long and it messes up his schedule
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Have you considered that most people don't compulsively buy every new game at launch and are usually busy contently playing games that are months or years old one at a time? There's no such thing as "too many X being released at once" when you're not forced to buy or play them.
 
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