Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Kirtto]

This FFWBT is scraping crusty dog vomit off of the floors of his old frathouse to make money to pay off the debt he took out to pay Quasi and he has another 30 grand or so waiting to be domesticated. That's what you get for trying to sue the internet, moron.

No wonder why he has become more bitter, angry and delusional over the years. Imagine having to become a servent cleaning dog's puke because you lost a lawsuit and was forced to pay tens of thousands to a guy you absolutely hate and think is behind a cyber stalker campaign

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Who wants to bet Patrick will suddenly panic and cancel all bookings, thus causing complications for completely "innocent bystanders" if you will?

I'm surprised Patrick hasn't been losing it over this change in policy but he seems more focused on the stalker childs on Xitter.

If he did, then the jig would've been up even earlier on the fact he's been renting out the other half hovel. Everyone would wonder why he suddenly gives a shit about Air BnB changing its policies. Patrick is retarded but his paranoia addled brain might still have enough sparks left to realize this.

 

[King George III]

advertises the place as having no cleaning fee

Hilariously retarded. Enjoy dog puke, jannie child. Still, his reviews of guests that caused no problems for several other hosts still seem suspect to me.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Fucking talk me out of it.

You'll be helping him pay Quasi.

Is it to pay Quasi or is at an attempt to lure in new materials for pepperoni?

I think he's trying to pay Quasi, and whoever helped him make the first payment.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Holy shit, this is hilarious. The guests better start looking for meat grinders if they’re not careful, lest Pat branch out his culinary tastes.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

Maybe "enjoy prison" was never meant to be an admonishment. Maybe it's the tagline for his Air BNB.

Looking for a weekend getaway? Want to feel like you're trapped in a cell surrounded by criminals and drug addicts, but don't want to commit any crimes? There's no better place than the ghettos of Milwaukee. Come to Patrick's, and delight in an authentic jailed experience without adding to your rap sheet!

Patrick's: Enjoy Prison.™​

It was a marketing campaign all along.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

It's the dumbest thing, like aren't you the most swaTTed man in America? Don't you fear for your life daily and are currently suing the city you live in for that very reason? Why would you invite others into that situation? The only explanation would be if he knows the swats won't continue and the only way he'd know that is- ohhh.

This could be the reason why one of his lawyer walked away from the case. It's all fucked up and retarded as Patrick is doing everything possible to lose it.

 

[AltisticRight]

OnA guys found Patrick's Airbnb
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Those reviews are fake, right?

 

[James done did it]

Hilariously retarded. Enjoy dog puke, jannie child. Still, his reviews of guests that caused no problems for several other hosts still seem suspect to me.

Look, I'm a clean person but if I set foot in that shithole I'd also probably start smoking and spitting on the floor. Just saying. Picking up after yourself in a place like that is like kissing a whore on the lips.

 

[Windy Moors]

Yes, it's a poster of his shithouse car in a storage cupboard repurposed as a bedroom.

Nice fold out couch, why does it smell like nigger farts?

(Image taken from Cuphead on OnA).

Edit: I'm a late featured reading fag, didn't see the post in community happenings with this image.

 

[AnOminous]

Five bucks says he tries on the womens clothing and sniffs their panties.

Wouldn't they notice their clothes were torn?

You know. . .because he's FAT?

 

[Black Spruce]

OnA guys found Patrick's Airbnb

How long until trolls start booking and hosting very loud parties every night? Could you imagine the childing he'd give them?

 

[Pope Urban]

There's a non-zero chance that upon discovering a troll has rented the ABnB, Patrick will rage out so hard the police will have a legitimate reason to visit.

 

[Meat Target]

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Yes, it's a poster of his shithouse car in a storage cupboard repurposed as a bedroom.

Nice fold out couch, why does it smell like nigger farts?

(Image taken from Cuphead on OnA).

My back and pelvis ache just looking at that futon. That's not a mattress, that's a bundle of cardboard boxes covered with a bedsheet.

 

[An automatic clown]

Fatness to be covered he'd need (generally, big city) either a business policy or a fat rider on his current policy (

The fart wife and him did start an LLC recently with the half hovel address. I do wonder if he's smart enough to get the proper insurance

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Could you imagine the childing he'd give them?

I think he'd actually be retarded enough to physically attack them.

 

[Ghostse]

OnA guys found Patrick's Airbnb
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I know that "Sofa Bed" in Bedroom 3.
That is a ~$100 Futon from Big Lots (or direct via their chinese supplier, if ya nasty). Its pretty serviceable, fast to put together, and in stock at almost any Big Lots, so I had a model for a while after college (I think three total; would gift/sell/leave out for meth scrappers when I moved too far or if the hardware was a little questionable). If you add the ~$150 plush+innerspring mattress on it (which it looks like Fatrick has done), its actually a pretty serviceable sofa. But using it as a sofa makes it utter garbage as a futon.
Other than that (and that is nearly impossible to get fitted sheets) its actually pretty good cheap furniture especially for the price. Just pick one mode and stick with it.
to tl;dr: It is all metal construction. The two halves sit on steel grates - if your cushion doesn't have enough support to keep it from sinking into the gaps, you are basically sitting on rather thin uneven steel bars. Using their premium futon mattress with the inner springs solves that problem handily. But, most things that have enough support to keep out of the metal bars will also not do so well when being folded into sofa. If you use something like a thick memory foam, it won't want to stay in couch mode and will slip out. And with said inner-spring mattress, the springs on the center line will get kinked up or warped or something. basically between the two grates is almost certainly a saggy, unsupported section of mattress that you will slowly get dragged into over the course of the night, virtually ensuring the sleeper will have their back slowly twisted into odd angles.

So to tl;dr the tl;dr:
Anyone sleeping in bedroom 3 is going have a sore back when they are ventilated by the local hood negroes.

mid-post update: Looks like Big Lots only sells the futon with cushion now. But you can see the construction on the futon part of this bed/futon combo; its the same manufacturer https://www.biglots.com/product/dhp...uton-bunk-bed/p810543672?N=1061592481&pos=1:9


Also that toilet is begging for an upper decker.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

Somebody is just going to play Norm McDonald material the whole time

 

[Law]

record you while you take a shit

How else is he supposed to prove that I'm not his toilet?

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Slugworth will hire a stalker child to rent it and venture into the basement. Finally, he will have the secret to world class pepperoni.