Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Dr. Jaime Reyes said:
Has somebody done Enjoy: Prison in the Coca-Cola font yet?

Here's a shitty attempt.

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AI seems to have trouble with text but the generic ones are kind of funny.

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And for a bonus....

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Kulee Baba said:
I’m just wondering what happens if an obvious troll stays for the night. I’ve only stayed in two AirBnB’s and I never saw the owner, because I think AirBnBs are mostly psuedo hotels managed by a service company. To think this fool could stay calm while having one of the STALKERS in his humble abode is crazy. What would Patrick do if a guest took off their jacket and they were wearing an OnA T-Shirt? Would they be a troll, most likely but that wouldn’t be grounds to cancel an BnB stay.

I don’t even think you can kick someone out after the day of reservation. Such an arrangement is miserable from the start, how humiliating that you’re sleeping upstairs and you got weirdos fucking in your home’s master bedroom?
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Honestly, I think the power move would be to hide a little hidden message or gift somewhere they won't notice upon initial inspection.

Edit: I'd leave a fucking sausage grinder in the kitchen drawers. They wouldn't find it for ages, and they would throw a fit.

Let them know the trolls have been there, leaving an element of mystery as to who it was.

If I was in the area I'd stay over, just for a night. Maybe head to Hooligans and drop Pat a text.
 
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Glowie said:
Fatrick is leaving his network without proper security, because that would cost money to get hold of a security expert to fix his network attack proof if actions of his alogs are any indication any type of weakness in the network will be abused by a child stalker who would proceed to tell the resident that Fatrick could look at them without their consent at any given time, any kind of implied intimacy goes out the window when a obsessive fat fuck like Piggy controls the camera, in fact there have been few instances where a white hat hacker troll blackmailers, peeping toms and voyeurs.
I pity the poor bastard that rents Patrick's BnB and trusts him.
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I am just more concerned that if there is a TV in the rented half of the hovel, it might accidentally start live-streaming Niki entertaining her gentlemen callers.
 
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Glowie said:
You're assuming that he is capable of connecting mobile devices to his network over bulk buying data plans and have micro SIM cards inserted in all of his devices in bulk. It's far more likely for Fatrick to have cameras installed with wiring, so he could play mallcop inside his pigpen.

I don't know much about privacy laws in United States, from what I gather filming people in their private places breaches various privacy laws. Those who are more in the know about privacy laws, please correct me.
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Airbnb used to allow cameras within public spaces in the properties they advertise - hallways and common-rooms as an example.

However, they have recently changed their policy so that these cameras cannot be within the property, and cannot be filming anything inside of the property either. You can only have external cameras that are externally facing.

I think they are still going through a grace period before they start enforcing the rules, but in like a month or two they cannot record inside any part of the rental.
 
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I have a minor issue with the feature:
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It's not the "bottom" half of his home, Pat's house is a side-by-side duplex, not an over-under.

@Mr E. Grifter He does have outside cameras that we know of, it's very likely the guest with the cat just brought it without trying to hide it and Pat could see them doing it on the outdoor camera.
 
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Mr E. Grifter said:
Airbnb used to allow cameras within public spaces in the properties they advertise - hallways and common-rooms as an example.

However, they have recently changed their policy so that these cameras cannot be within the property, and cannot be filming anything inside of the property either. You can only have external cameras that are externally facing.

I think they are still going through a grace period before they start enforcing the rules, but in like a month or two they cannot record inside any part of the rental.
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Any bets how fast Fatrick breaks this policy? He is a quite stalker child.
 
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It's not the "bottom" half of his home, Pat's house is a side-by-side duplex, not an over-under.

@Mr E. Grifter He does have outside cameras that we know of, it's very likely the guest with the cat just brought it without trying to hide it and Pat could see them doing it on the outdoor camera.
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Stalker Children, we've been wrong!

That does make Patrick's hustle far less pathetic. A rare W for Patrick because I was imagining he'd have to tip toe around in his own home lest his guests were awaken by the noise.
 
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An automatic clown said:
OnA guys found Patrick's Airbnb
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This guy has no sense of danger or PTSD or whatever he claims. After all the accusations of stalking and living in fear, you would not openly run an AirBnB for strangers to come stay in.
Guess now we know why he flipped out at the SWATing going to the other address. It is his only way of recuperating money to pay off the debt.

Dan Mullen, when you moving in?!
 
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James done did it said:
how the fuck did it take this long to find this listing? pestbros? it is fucking hilarious and very on-brand that he feels the need to respond to everything here too. and of course he accuses a proud black woman of trying to scam him.
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To be fair, who the hell would've thought Pat was stupid enough to rent out half of the house he gets swatted in every three weeks? Who's legal defense is that he's afraid for his life because randos want to kill him but lets complete strangers sleep under the same roof as him for money? No one would've because that's retarded. Pat has proven his smug stupidity surpasses mere mortal men's ability to comprehend.
 
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