Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[MarMar049]

I thought this must be fake but it is somehow real what the fuck

Here is where Cog gets caught. A hand with fake nails places down a lid on a cooking pot, and clear as day Cog himself is in the reflection.

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This is the hand showing the ingredients off. This is before he puts on the fake nails.

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This appears to be a very similar looking set of hands but now with fake nails on!

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Some more comparisons

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Fuckin tranny LMAO

 

[Anti Snigger]

Oh yeah lol, sorry. Cog really is a boring fuck, isn't he?

Dan's house
Dan's internet
Dan's fighting
Dan's wife

The WORLD is Dan's, Cog just lives in it

 

[The Wokest]

I remember tuning in to Cog streams after the Ralph hollering episode a couple times to see if something funny like that would ever happen again.
Nothing funny happened and I ended up never watching Cog again but he used to have a clip about a hand and five fingers as one of his stream alerts, if feels very on topic to post it.

Anyone knows what I'm talking about? Does he still use it?

EDIT:
nvm I found it:

Don't slap anyone with your drag faggot fake nail hands Cog.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Why the fuck does Cog have such soft, unmarked hands? Those hands alone mark him as a lifetime member of the dole rolls.

 

[Anti Snigger]

All I can think of is this

 

[Amaranthy]

Did he redeem to many cards? is that why his wife refused to show?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Dan's house
Dan's internet
Dan's fighting
Dan's wife

The WORLD is Dan's, Cog just lives in it

He truly is the COGroach living in Dan's walls, eating Dan's food, wanting to fuck Dan's wife. Dan should call an exterminator. Without the COGroach infestation Dan would save so much money.

 

[Devious Dave]

This cog guy is gonna have something really dark come out about him one day i can see it he's so stupid it's nefarious

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Cog is like the British Ed Gein, except Ed Gein could maintain a household.

 

[ozarka]

I went back and found a confirmed image of Cog's hands to use as a comparison.

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Compare to:

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the pinkie finger to middle finger ratio is kinda feminine.

http://www.handresearch.com/hand/Evolutie/sekseEngels.htm

this guy researches hands and these are his opinions on gendering hands

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

North Indians generally do, especially those from Punjab.

- female fat fingers look similar to Cog's fat fingers
- AI voice
- Cog can be seen in a reflection
- in a weird coincidence his Indian wife is as white as Whitey McWhiteface

I rest my case.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Why the fuck does Cog have such soft, unmarked hands? Those hands alone mark him as a lifetime member of the dole rolls.

Why wouldn't he? He doesn't work a real job or do any form of activity that would actually cause his hands to toughen up.

 

[DumbDude43]

I'm gonna go against the grain and say curry is tasty, but the key to not smelling like a pajeet is to cook and eat it only very sparingly, or preferably, go somewhere else like a restaurant where that place can get the curry-cooking stink. But still only eat it very sparingly.

i don't think eating curry is what gives them the nasty body odor.
you can look at curry recipes and check the spice mixes they use, it's nothing unique or magical in there, it's all stuff that various other cultures and cuisines use as well, and those don't stink.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Cog is like the British Ed Gein, except Ed Gein could maintain a household.

Ed Gein could make creative clothes and jewelry out of the most unlikely thing and would never go to Lisbon to beat up a gunt.

 

[SimoHayha]

that thumbnail is on so badly. It starts about half-way up the nail itself - seriously what the fuck.

 

[Nate Higgers]

This cog guy is gonna have something really dark come out about him one day i can see it he's so stupid it's nefarious

His brother said on a video a while ago that Cog brought a 14 year old to his brothers place to have sex with her.

I could be mistaken about the age but I remember that Cogs brother said she was clearly a minor.

 

[Geekthulhu]

Indians stink yes because they eat a lot of curry. That shit seeps through their pores when they sweat. Also their homes reek of curry as well. It just sinks into the furniture and the walls. On top of their diet they also have exceptionally horrific hygiene. Like another person said, they use powders and oils to "clean" themselves and shower very infrequently. Legit shower probably once a week maybe two times. Also they are renown for not being able to wipe their asses properly.

 

[frozen_runner]

This truly is the epitome of the Kiwifarms experience: entering a thread on someone you've never heard of and never will hear about again to point and laugh at them.

Imagine being so pathetic you make up a lie about having a wife so people on the internet will think you're not foreveralone

 

[MadStan]

Hmmmm...I've seen this before...

 

[Guntkvd]

Can't wait for next cog stream.
EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. YOU'RE NOT FACTUALLY CORRECT.