Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Tragon Dirtle]

@JimiHendrix so do you think you could get with 1? I'm trying to estimate what you look like by comparison and whether you're that 'mfw I'm a chad but I have mental health issues so I'm stuck in here with you virgins' meme

 

[JimiHendrix]

so do you think you could get with 1?

i don't remember if i talked to them, to be honest. that person uninstalled grindr, most of the people on my favorites did. I'm not going to speculate on whether or not I could, so I'm going to be honest and admit I straight up don't remember if I ever spoke to them.

oh no wait, I checked my grindr history, I did talk to them, they added me on snapchat and then I think I lost interest or something. we last spoke a month ago. i wouldn't consider myself a chad by any means, but I dress nice and I'm very good at talking to people. usually that's all you need to get in someones pants.

 

[pink cigarettes]

i have been asked this numerous times now, and I will respond again, in all honesty and sincerity, i have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

a lot of these questions come off like "I've never done it but I've heard rumors...." like those soldiers in Vietnam who thought the women had sideways pussy.

I believe they're referring not only to the musky body odor caused by using testosterone, but also chronic BV (bacterial vaginosis) infections often caused by testosterone-induced PH imbalance in the vagina. BV smells distinctly of rotten fish. (Source: years of lurking the gruesome SRS thread).
It's pretty clear by the pics that you aren't hooking up with long-term test users though.

 

[cybertoaster]

okay, despite grindr being dogshit, i managed to compose a list of would and wouldn't. some of the wouldn't are thumbnails I scaled up a bit because I can't view their profile directly. i hope this helps you people understand where I'm coming from better.

Spoiler: wouldn't

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Spoiler: would

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hopefully this makes better sense to some of you now.

So how many gay actually-guys you had to witness before seeing any pooners let alone decent ones? what's the ratio?

i have been asked this numerous times now, and I will respond again, in all honesty and sincerity, i have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

a lot of these questions come off like "I've never done it but I've heard rumors...." like those soldiers in Vietnam who thought the women had sideways pussy.

You could've just said "hey I already answered that, go read it" instead of sperging about 'nam like a boomer...

 

[JimiHendrix]

So how many gay actually-guys you had to witness before seeing any pooners let alone decent ones? what's the ratio?

You could've just said "hey I already answered that, go read it" instead of sperging about 'nam like a boomer...

for your first part, it's not uncommon to get sent random dick pics, I just block anyone I don't message first.

for your second part, I apologize if my tone offended you. I thought by prefacing it with "in all honesty and sincerity" you would have gotten that I meant no harm in my response, I just genuinely don't know what people mean when they ask that.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

or any other hosts of mental issues that exist, and good fucking luck trying to find a woman without at least one of those these days.

Dude has a point. Is probably impossible to date nowadays without pandering to some for insanity regardless if they are troons or not.

 

[BBW Hunter]

I just genuinely don't know what people mean when they ask that.

The hormones that pooners take often mess up the vaginal microbiome causing unpleasant smells. This is not an urban legend or anything like that, it is something that pooners themselves often talk about and that people here have even linked to medical papers discussing the phenomenon.

That is why drawings of pooners often times have "stench lines" coming from their vaginas. It is also why people keep asking you about the smell.

 

[KateHikes14]

that's why i was indignant when people were acting like I was fucking animals or freaks of nature when this all first popped off. I think it was just a disconnect between what I know I'm doing and what people imagine I'm doing.

because like, if you don't find #1 in would attractive, then you're either a lunatic or a fag. like, if you make the argument "i don't find them attractive because she's ftm and obviously crazy." i think you're just being disingenuous, honestly. that is an objectively attractive person for a straight/bi male.

I think what's normal now is pretty out there compared to years ago, but I guess that's reasonable standards in the casual sex scene.

Dude has a point. Is probably impossible to date nowadays without pandering to some for insanity regardless if they are troons or not.

If all your seeing is trash you're probably looking in a dump. I dunno why the trend of people whining online about how low quality their selection is, when there's an entire world to hunt and most of them aren't that bad.

 

[pork and beans]

You guys, I was browsing Pinterest and to my utter surprise I found in a sea amidst unfunny memes and pictures of blythe dolls a hecking dood in the wild!

So….freaking …manly!!

 

[A Fucking Houseplant]

You guys, I was browsing Pinterest and to my utter surprise I found in a sea amidst unfunny memes and pictures of blythe dolls a hecking dood in the wild!

View attachment 5822258So….freaking …manly!!

it even has the lil engorged clit from test therapy!

 

[Hepativore]

it even has the lil engorged clit from test therapy!

All she needs is a patch on one of her arms made out of burlap to signify phalloplasty arm-scarring.

 

[Argos]

that is a thing, and usually they announce that in their profile, which is how I know to avoid them.

i responded to that part of your post directly, but I want you to know I read all of your post and it's all good. I want to be clear, I am not making the argument that anyone should do what I do, if this isn't for you, that's all good, no problem.

I am making the argument that what I'm doing isn't nearly as degenerate or horrific as some people here seemed to first assume.

And people are disagreeing with you on that last point.

Cope.

 

[JimiHendrix]

And people are disagreeing with you on that last point.

Cope.

you're free to think that. I'm also free to think you're a faggot for doing so.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

FFS all the fun has gone out of this now with the over-explaining and justification.
You should've just stayed with "Yeah I fuck Pooners so fucking what".
Fuck what anybody else is hung up on.

 

[cyber insecurity]

I used to take classes with a pooner. Notable traits:

• Constantly spammed her instagram stories with yaoi fanart of batman and femboy riddler;
• Tiny, tried to take up as much space as she could by wearing huge clothes and being extremely loud and annoying;
• Skipped class to vape with her friends who were equally as loud and annoying; none of them used her preferred pronouns kek
• Made racist and homophobic jokes to pass better as a boy;
• Demanded people to use he/him pronouns when referring to her in a study groupchat. That's expected, but here's the twist: she wrote "he/him" in English. We're not an English-speaking country. People got confused and didn't understand what she wanted them to do, she interpreted it as discrimination and got offended;
• Repeatedly sent gore in that same groupchat, called people weak and "unable to take a joke" when asked to stop

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Someone in another thread posted a site for something called "Transtape", and it's a poonerpalooza:

Spoiler: NSFW?

You can also it for packing:

And they didn't forget the "ladies" either:

And you can also use it while exercising, because clearly these girls care a lot about their health:

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Someone in another thread posted a site for something called "Transtape", and it's a poonerpalooza:

Spoiler: NSFW?

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You can also it for packing:
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And they didn't forget the "ladies" either:
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And you can also use it while exercising, because clearly these girls care a lot about their health:
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Not only is it an eye sore but i bet it's very unhealthy for the boobs to be squished like that.

 

[xogossipgorl]

How do pooners and troons deal in a gendered language country? In the one I live in, a mixed group of people defaults to the male "they" and possessive pronouns always go with the gender of the item, not the person who is possessing.
So if a MTF has a car it would be "her car" and they feel euphoria, but if it's their dog, someone would say "his dog" and they rope?

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Not only is it an eye sore but i bet it's very unhealthy for the boobs to be squished like that.

It's honestly better than binding though because that can deform ribcages.

 

[Crusty Old Sock]

Lady, you cut your tits off. This is some inception shit.