Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Lorento]

Bob has failed to explain how exactly Russia would be able to conquer Eurasia and be able to hold it all without losing lots of men to attrition and to the inevitable American response.

He doesn't quite seem to grasp that Putin's main goal is the perpetuation of his own power, via taking advantage of regional instability to take back some of the old Soviet land and give the impression that they are great military successes.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Bob has failed to explain how exactly Russia would be able to conquer Eurasia and be able to hold it all without losing lots of men to attrition and to the inevitable American response.

He doesn't quite seem to grasp that Putin's main goal is the perpetuation of his own power, via taking advantage of regional instability to take back some of the old Soviet land and give the impression that they are great military successes.

Well, what to expect form a person who went on to say he considers Bowser in SMB3 to be a military genius for how he tries to take over the Mushroom Kingdom.
Bob is the kind of person who probably only supports breakthroughs in robot science because he hopes for a world where he can get an autograph by Megaman.

 

[Slowboat to China]

Bob is ignoring flyover country? Thank Christ for that. We sure as fuck don't want him!

 

[HY 140]

No helicopter would be able to lift with Bob onboard.

the helicopter wouldn't even be able to get off the ground.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Bob's still unable to get over , comes up with a forced meme and misses the point of "Lisa's Substitute" all in one Tweet:

What was up with that tweet. So offensive to Simpsons fans.

 

[StarvingAutist]

He thinks that social conservatism is the establishment just because we apparently haven't settled abortion and global warming.

He's not just stuck in the Overton Window, he's being crushed by it.

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

Bob has failed to explain how exactly Russia would be able to conquer Eurasia and be able to hold it all without losing lots of men to attrition and to the inevitable American response.

He doesn't quite seem to grasp that Putin's main goal is the perpetuation of his own power, via taking advantage of regional instability to take back some of the old Soviet land and give the impression that they are great military successes.

I would like to think that it's a "1984" reference, but probably not. That would imply a modicum of cleverness, which is against everything Blob stands for.

 

[The Nothingness]

I would like to think that it's a "1984" reference, but probably not. That would imply a modicum of cleverness, which is against everything Blob stands for.

And if he did make that reference, he would not be aware that his ideology is pretty much matches that of the government in that novel.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Bob has failed to explain how exactly Russia would be able to conquer Eurasia and be able to hold it all without losing lots of men to attrition and to the inevitable American response.

Not to mention Europe isn't exactly chump change but then again bobs grasp of strategy is based on hating COD.

 

[muina]

Of course you do.

Also who is this volt guy I keep seeing.

 

[cypocryphy]

In that case I want to watch Bob's fat ass slip and fall in super slow motion.

 

[Count groudon]

In that case I want to watch Bob's fat ass slip and fall in super slow motion.

I think the perfect way to hurt bob would be to tie him up and force him to watch while DSP streams Mario 3. Every time Phil calls it archaic and shitty after he dies, Bob'll cry out in misery.

 

[vertexwindi]

I think the perfect way to hurt bob would be to tie him up and force him to watch while DSP streams Mario 3. Every time Phil calls it archaic and shitty after he dies, Bob'll cry out in misery.

Someone should film that and give it a title like "FAT MAN gets CUCKED by beautiful game"

 

[Odie Esty]

Someone should film that and give it a title like "FAT MAN gets CUCKED by beautiful game"

When Hairy Met Salty

 

[The Nothingness]

Of course, he has no problem with what Hillary Clinton has done.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Bear doms.

Make the safety word something he'd have no knowlege of. Like "Old Spice," or some other hygene product.

Have Harry Harrington dressed as Super Mario and invite him to his address. Maybe he'd like that.

 

[thebonesauce]

I think the whole, "QUEUE IDIOT," headline at the bottom is entirely appropriate.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Well that's what they get for trying to rob Gregor Clegane

 

[thebonesauce]

"America's most prolific gay sexual predator."

Zoe Quinn?!

 

[AnOminous]

Banning certain people from entering the country is not unconstitutional. Jimmy Carter banned travel from Iran during the hostage crisis I believe, and not one person called him racist (although to be fair, you can't ban entire ethnic groups, just citizens of certain countries).

Amendments like the 14th Amendment relate to citizens.

We actually have no Constitutional obligations to non-citizens, other than ones related to how our government works, like due process, and general obligations that our legal system gives this to all people who come before it.

We can, entirely Constitutionally, exclude non-citizens from countries whose residents present a danger to us.