DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
The Penultimate Warrior said:
Calling LTG a bitch whilst being too much of a bitch to call out LTG by name. So much for being left alone and staying in your lane.
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i know, right? i can't believe LTG is trying to start drama with Phil, the little guy who doesn't get involved in drama anymore and doesn't watch or care about what other streamers do
 
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Comma said:
DSP's hypocrisy and lack of self-awareness knows no bounds.

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DSP sees this and tells him to shut the fuck up or else he'll be banned:

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"This is not a psychiatrist's office! Every time you come in here, you start talking about your personal problems, which are no one's business but your own. (...) You're coming in here and telling us all about your personal life - well, we don't need to know about it!"

This is coming from a man who straight-up complains about his personal life for hours on end quite literally every single day.
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Phil being an unaware dickhead is no news to anyone but think about the other guy.
If I ever get to a point where I go looking for compassion on Phil's stream I'd kill myself within the hour. It's actually so over
 
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Another riveting installment of DSP reacts to random shit on the internet and yells about money. Holy shit, not only he is unlikable, but he’s so fucking boring with NOTHING to offer entertainment-wise. I can not understand why out of all the streamers in the world that dents would gravitate to him. The faggot has literally no redeeming qualities as a person.
 
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DSP is going to do a stream with ReviewTechUSA former editor.
 
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GiveMeTheMoney said:
DSP not thinking he's one of the biggest lolcows on the internet is just the exact kind of funny irony that I come by for. His suggestion box flailing also has been incredibly entertaining I love it.
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I think it is pretty much a prerequisite for a lolcow to refuse to acknowledge that they are one. If they were capable of that kind of introspection, they would cease to be one.
 
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spacko said:
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i know, right? i can't believe LTG is trying to start drama with Phil, the little guy who doesn't get involved in drama anymore and doesn't watch or care about what other streamers do
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Phil has dropped the controller during games and let his opponent win numerous times, which is about the same thing.

His lame baiting attempts of Dale really counteracts everything that Phil says about not starting drama and not caring about fighting games competitively. So, that only leaves Phil really wanting Dale's peanut butter complexion dick.
 
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I wonder if he ever goes back and watches his streams after the fact. Like, he never edited them beyond cutting them into parts and now he supposedly has an unpaid editor. Does he not realize how he sounds?
 
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DSP is going to do a stream with ReviewTechUSA former editor.
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For years Phil has very very badly wanted to show all the bad press and interactions he's had are just hatchet jobs from haters and that he's not a generally unlikable person.

So he has been looking for a very long time for someone of good enough status that will just let him spew his narrative unchallenged but simultaneously exist as another person. Sidescrollers was one attempt gone disastrously wrong. Clum was another. And we have gotten hints now and again of feelers to several other people.

Its pretty intriguing. We've very rarely seen this much effort over such a long period from him for...well anything aside from maybe WWEC.
 
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grump said:
For years Phil has very very badly wants to show all the bad press and interactions he's had are just hatchet jobs from haters and that he's not a generally unlikable person.

So he has been looking for a very long time for someone....anyone that will just let him spew his narrative unchallenged but simultaneously exist as another person, excluding his mo-wafe. Sidescrollers was one attempt gone disastrously wrong. Clum was another. And we have gotten hints now and again of feelers to several other people.

Its pretty intriguing. We've very rarely see this much effort over such a long period from him for...well anything aside from maybe WWEC.
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Thats why he wanted Boogie and Wings to start a podcast with him. But now theyre the untouchable Walmarts of people and hes nothing like them guys why would even think he wants to do anything with them
 
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grump said:
For years Phil has very very badly wanted to show all the bad press and interactions he's had are just hatchet jobs from haters and that he's not a generally unlikable person.

So he has been looking for a very long time for someone of good enough status that will just let him spew his narrative unchallenged but simultaneously exist as another person. Sidescrollers was one attempt gone disastrously wrong. Clum was another. And we have gotten hints now and again of feelers to several other people.

Its pretty intriguing. We've very rarely seen this much effort over such a long period from him for...well anything aside from maybe WWEC.
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I personally think it's not so much about bad press and more about Phil just wanting a friend in the world.
Phil never got over Rambo. I think that's the one time he truly cared about someone and ever since he's wanted to replace that, never being able to do it successfully.

First he tried with Boogie and Wings because he felt he was the leader of the cows, but they preferred Keemstar. Then he tried with Moist Cr1tikal and tried act like they're equals and could get along very well, but got completely shut down. Then he turned to Stuttering Craig because he felt they were similar, from the good ol' days and could kick it, but Craig realized Phil is full of shit and refused to believe his lies, even though he was willing to stand by him with the WWE Champions thing. Then he tried with LTG and got completely shut down.

I still think about "they were supposed to be playing Mario Kart!" and "I was supposed to be a regular on the show!". He was hurt when he wasn't a regular in Sidescrollers and they made fun of him for obvious reasons. No one knew about them, so I don't think it was for him to look better. And putting the tinfoil hat for a moment, I think that's why he cancelled the documentary with Mike after they met. Like Phil socialized once and then didn't want to see the guy again.
 
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