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I've basically stopped following Chris, ever since he first got arrested. But am I right that he's doing nothing these days, except shuffling lifelessly thru those streams, for this Caden guy? (I see them on my YT feed) Like a fat, tranny Jesse Pinkman, chained up in the Peckerwood's garage?
He does seem be reverting back to his old habits of creeping around college campuses and malls. Mix that in with him pretty much being alone in a tiny town, getting old, much, much fatter, and having the crown of "Motherfucker" being placed on his head which he absolutely hates, there's still a lot of potential for buffoonery.
 
He does seem be reverting back to his old habits of creeping around college campuses and malls. Mix that in with him pretty much being alone in a tiny town, getting old, much, much fatter, and having the crown of "Motherfucker" being placed on his head which he absolutely hates, there's still a lot of potential for buffoonery.
Getting old really wouldn't impact the motherfucker who believes he's forever a 16 year old moon prism princess. I think it's more there's no one messing with him the way the used to. We're never gonna get anywhere near the levels of material during the Golden age of Chris chan trolling or even the idiocy that was the idea guy's
 
Too bad it's Sunday and afawk Chris hasn't been anywhere near that Richmond Convention
Did not realise reaction images on their own are an insta delete so I guess to repeat myself lol, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Was he even aware there was a con or was he already banned? I can see either being the case
 
I am genuinely impressed that the AI was able to capture just how inept Chris is at singing.
Don't sell Chris short I fully believe he can still sing worse than any imitatior. Wether they're a real person or AI.
Getting old really wouldn't impact the motherfucker who believes he's forever a 16 year old moon prism princess. I think it's more there's no one messing with him the way the used to. We're never gonna get anywhere near the levels of material during the Golden age of Chris chan trolling or even the idiocy that was the idea guy's
That's Chris's life for you. One minute he was the greatest lolcow who ever lived. The next he's some schmuck crying over an MLP reboot like a bitch.
 
Still using the Idea Guys lore, having Sonichu share a birthday with Hitler
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Typical of the metaphorical skinwalker currently inhabiting Christian Weston Chandler's current drugged out husk state.


That's Chris's life for you. One minute he was the greatest lolcow who ever lived. The next he's some schmuck crying over an MLP reboot like a bitch.
People in current year are somehow simultaneously repulsed by Chris yet simultaneously pamper him and cater to his delusions, due to a combination of factors tied to either social media clout for supporting a "transperson" or trying to get closer to him.

Back in the day he was mainly a hilariously socially awkward jerk on the internet with a bad webcomic that'd fall for really simple trolling or get into nonsense slap fights with people over stupid shit with a tendency to overshare personal info. I wouldn't doubt the current state of Chris is due to some mental stuff caused by him getting hopped up on some really bad shit the last few years. The Chris of the 2000s would never just send fuckers like the idea guys shitloads of money and alter lore over some discord anime RP shit! He'd more likely make a video where he gets cartoonishly mad and screams at the camera about how some people keep sending him messages they're gonna shoot cwcville when he's the true and honest lore master, similar to the shit with Rosechu having a dick.
 
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Chris doesn't even know his dates. Sonichu couldn't be found as a Pichu, because that's a Generation 2 retcon from Pokemon Gold/Silver (released 1999), but that doesn't even matter because Pokemon as a franchise didn't even exist until 1996! And a quick check of the wiki confirms Sonichu himself wouldn't come to exist until 2000 because of the stupid CD cover project.

Back in the day, I'm sure pointing this out would have made Chris very angry, but of course these days he'll just bullshit that he had god powers and 'foresaw' crap we already know wasn't even his idea.
 
While it's more likely Chris didn't know that Richmond con was a thing, I do like to imagine Chris longingly standing at the window watching the autists and degenerates who have made him a person non gratia making merry in their twisted little world.
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I have memories of people saying Chris could have faced so registration for what he did. And people kept mentioning how Chris would be banned from pretty much every place possible since life as an so is next to impossible, yet while he has he gotten of practically Scott free for what happened he's seen as a menace to society that just gets kicked out of public places and banned from events aanyway.
 
While it's more likely Chris didn't know that Richmond con was a thing, I do like to imagine Chris longingly standing at the window watching the autists and degenerates who have made him a person non gratia making merry in their twisted little world.
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I have memories of people saying Chris could have faced so registration for what he did. And people kept mentioning how Chris would be banned from pretty much every place possible since life as an so is next to impossible, yet while he has he gotten of practically Scott free for what happened he's seen as a menace to society that just gets kicked out of public places and banned from events aanyway.
Did you draw that? Very nice.

I think he either knew it was happening and didn't bother, knew it was happening and was told he was banned or just didn't know it was happening.
 
Did you draw that? Very nice.

I think he either knew it was happening and didn't bother, knew it was happening and was told he was banned or just didn't know it was happening.
Given Chris went out of his way to insult BABScon, I would think if he was banned he would have said something similar, because Chris is one of the pettiest bastards alive who will never let any slight be forgotten (so long as he remembers to hold a grudge). I think he was just entirely unaware of it happening.
 
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So, 99% of Russian people = ontological evil, not spiritual (even if most of them are Christians) and must be blamed for their government's bad actions
99% of Chinese people = good, spiritual (even if most of them are not religious) and must not be blamed for their government's bad actions

For context, the person Chris is replying to is some enabler troll who wants to be his "devotee" and who's been trying to catch his attention for a while, recently trying to make him denounce China too for its various human rights violations and for making G5 merchandise. Of course, Chris will never boycott the country that also makes 99% of all the things he consooms.
Chris calling Xi a banana peel is killing me rn.. LOL around half of the population is non religious. Chinese netizens know about him and also laugh at this idiot.... does he know that China heavily taxes religious establishments ?
 
does he know that China heavily taxes religious establishments ?
Also that the government regularly spies on the churches allowed to be open to check if the priests say anything "bad" in the sermons, close everything down and arrest the priests if they do, torture people affiliated with underground (not regulated by the government) churches, churches can't show crosses on the outside, kids can't be baptized, go to church and receive sacraments until they're 18, you can't talk online about your faith, the government wants to appoint the Catholic bishops instead of the Pope, etc.. So weird that Chris is so much ignorant about this, considering who he claims to be, uh?

But hey, they have their horoscope so they're cool.
 
Also that the government regularly spies on the churches allowed to be open to check if the priests say anything "bad" in the sermons, close everything down and arrest the priests if they do, torture people affiliated with underground (not regulated by the government) churches, churches can't show crosses on the outside, kids can't be baptized, go to church and receive sacraments until they're 18, you can't talk online about your faith, the government wants to appoint the Catholic bishops instead of the Pope, etc.. So weird that Chris is so much ignorant about this, considering who he claims to be, uh?

But hey, they have their horoscope so they're cool.

Yeah, I have known Christians from China and one of the things they all do is when they get a new Bible they put it in the microwave for a few seconds to zap any listening or tracking devices the government may have put in it, I knew a guy who got one of his hands chopped off for baptizing a child, and ever Chinese Christian I know has spent some time in prison.

You would think our Lord and savior would be aware of these facts and not pleased with them.
 
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