Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[Berrakh]

I love it when people forget how racist and sexist the sector is. Even if his curry wife wasn’t ugly people would tear her apart for being brown.

 

[Sammich]

I don’t really care who thinks what, it has been pretty entertaining. I do find it amusing to see someone battling on the factual accuracy of something pretty retarded and trivial in Cog’s thread given his penchant for doing exactly that.

oh absolutely, I was just being an asshole.

 

[Hex Cat]

North Indians generally do, especially those from Punjab.

I see loads of Punjabis everyday where I work and not once have I ever seen one with skin any lighter than a Central American

 

[Pelican Bones]

thinks it's retarded as fuck that

Bold assessment from Warski's former second chair.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Cog's "wife" showed her hands on stream right next to Cog's. And no it wasn't his sister's hands because she, too, showed her hands earlier in the stream (she had drawn all over them for some reason).
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Same shitty manicure, same jewelry, clearly a woman's hands.

Get rekt you sektoid niggers

You've done well.
I remember that when this thread was younger, people were less inherently hostile to Cog, more like the opposite.
Wonder what happened.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

Have you ever actually worked in a professional kitchen? Your takes on how a kitchen works either comes from a really shitty country with equally as shit hygiene standards, or you're talking out your ass.

Sorry dude I didn't realize that it's impossible to wash shit when it's raining outside. Rating you informative for telling me that no brit has ever used a wooden cutting board and they would find it disgusting to even suggest. My bad, I realize now that plastic is not only the only sensible, but the only moral material for cutting boards. I guess it was just a stroke of luck plastic was invented before everyone died of dysentery. What would you do without plastic, not leave your cutting boards soaking overnight in chicken water? And don't get me started on cross contamination, just imagine trying to tell two discrete objects apart without one of them being fire engine red, I'm pretty sure that's the highest scoring question on the british IQ test.

 

[MeltyTW]

I love it when people forget how racist and sexist the sector is. Even if his curry wife wasn’t ugly people would tear her apart for being brown.

Racism? Misogyny? In MY sektur?

 

[Donald_J_Trump]

I love it when people forget how racist and sexist the sector is. Even if his curry wife wasn’t ugly people would tear her apart for being brown.

retard alert.

 

[AltisticRight]

You also have to consider that most people here do not use dishwashers and the cleaning methods for the kitchen wears out wood.

No it doesn't. How? Are you taking the thing to sandpaper?

I said plastic being dishwasher safe is a major advantage for slop shops. What does this have to do with the average Bong household that doesn't own a dishwasher? You can't put wood in a dishwasher? I'm confused.

You clearly didn't read the post and dumping Heinz beans on microwave food isn't cooking. Bri'ish so opinion discarded.

 

[PauperVita]

Last week Cog did an interview with Raven Rainn, an e-thot with whom Andy Warski used to message. He set a $250 dono goal for the interview and then proceeded to completely blow it. Ethan Ralph interviewed her today and regardless of whether it was interesting or worthwhile, he did a much better job than Cog.

Cog became enraged by this and started leaking his private messages with her. His pay pigs did not like this and his discord went into complete meltdown with several pay pigs trying unsuccessfully to tard wrangle him. Most interesting is that Mackiavelli13 is smarter than Cog.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Cogs wife is doing cooking content now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfcLeuWSMmU

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That's utterly revolting. It makes me never want to eat anything ever again.

 

[I don't say the N-Word]

That's utterly revolting. It makes me never want to eat anything ever again.
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Looks like he's making the same dish as Cog's wife.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

No one is denying that is a reflection of Cog's head and hat. But that doesn't mean it's Cog's hand on the pot. It conclusively is not. You're just assuming because you saw a hand and then afterward saw a reflection of Cog that it must be Cog's hand. It is not and I have proven that. Please take your medicine.

He said in the stream he zoomed in the video in that shot while he was editing, specifically because her reflection would have been visible in the glass if it were a wider shot. And if you look at the position of her hand, versus the position of Cog's reflection, in relation to the positioning of the camera, it's obvious it's not his fucking hand which is what I've been saying the entire time.

You're right I don't watch Cog. I know just enough about him to know he's a fag and a Vickers handmaid. But you all have fucking brainworms on god

@The Yellow Dart bless your autism.

 

[Feldgrau]

Supports doxing
Supports swatting
Stalks people IRL
Assaults people IRL (only if Dan is free to come along)
"FOITE ME IRL BRUV" as a response to any criticism
Dedicates his life to obsessing over Ralph
Drags his family into the sektur
Teaches a 5 year old girl to alog PPP

Oh no Cog how could this happen to you?


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[MadStan]

Here we are with Cogs supporters claiming it wasn't his hands, when clearly, the use of purple nail polish is clearly a man's choice (or battered wife), and the real issue is that he has such feminine hands to begin with it was an easy sell. Or she has such ghastly hands it was an easy sell.

If there is a win in all that to be had, I'm missing it.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Am I the only one that thinks it's retarded as fuck that there are people fighting over this Cog Poojeet Cooking video like it is the Zapruder film for as long as it has?

It got to this point because the sektur is dead. Now it’s just people arguing about who gets to be king of the ashes.

 

[MagicMane]

I think these Cog Wars are super cringe and gay on X.
But this is fucking hilarious.
Andy has some simpery leaks and somehow Cog shoots himself in the head twice like a CIA-Assisted Suicide.
Since his Drama Queen meltdown I only ever seen Cog max the gas in spergging.
Do you guys think he dresses up off camera?

 

[PauperVita]

Cog is tired of his pay pigs pointing out to him what a massive hypocrite he is so he is quitting.

 

[I don't say the N-Word]

Cog is tired of his pay pigs pointing out to him what a massive hypocrite he is so he is quitting.
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Rest in piss, bozo
You won't be missed

 

[MeltyTW]

Cog is tired of his pay pigs pointing out to him what a massive hypocrite he is so he is quitting.
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Rest in piss, bozo
You won't be missed

no, he needs to stay and be the lolcow i know he can be