Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Jizzrag]

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"like a woman but slightly off"

my roommate asked her mom about me re: the weekend she was down here when she was moving in and specifically about my passability etc and her review was "like a woman but slightly off" so yeehaw I'm officially deep set in the untranny valley

idk what to take from it, on one hand ig I'm not giga clocky, but on the other hand to be called essentially a top rate skinwalker by my most revered demographic (genx cis women) is kinda shattering my soul

Troons never understands female socialization. Guaranteed this was as nice as she could put it.

Pooner gets called cringe and can barely hold her tears in.

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They called me cringe

Guys and girls I was hanging out with told me afterwards I’m kinda cringe but they like me anyway. I’m going to kill myself like fr. I can barely hold tears in. I genuinely considered them my kinda friends and now I know I’m their lolcow or something. I thought they liked me

Also one of them started joking about how my face is red. Psychic damage. I’m not a real life normal nonpassing pooner but a pink caricature pooner. So over

How does one stop being cringe? Asking for myself

 

[grimacefetishist]

Pooner gets called cringe and can barely hold her tears in.
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They called me cringe

Guys and girls I was hanging out with told me afterwards I’m kinda cringe but they like me anyway. I’m going to kill myself like fr. I can barely hold tears in. I genuinely considered them my kinda friends and now I know I’m their lolcow or something. I thought they liked me

Also one of them started joking about how my face is red. Psychic damage. I’m not a real life normal nonpassing pooner but a pink caricature pooner. So over

How does one stop being cringe? Asking for myself

Electroconvulsion therapy or whatever it's called

 

[Syikeblade]

"How can these guys think it's okay to make jokes about raping me? Don't they understand I'm not a woman?!"

Kind of implies how they think men can't get raped.

 

[Howslans]

Ahahahahahaha ‘untranny valley’ I love it. Like with the pooner meme being invented by actual zippertits, sometimes it‘s like they really do have a sense of humour underneath it all.

 

[BathTubShine]

Common tranny L ft. Lucas "Luke-BOY" Roberts

 

[DopeAddictKittenV2]

View attachment 5827085 Imagine having to work with this. I feel for his co workers.

We really need a "fucking hilarious" react lmao

 

[Arpharp8976Fire]

View attachment 5827085 Imagine having to work with this. I feel for his co workers.

 

[Fungible penis]

Y...yeah.

 

[Crusty Old Sock]

Humiliating women is the whole point.

Another difference between male and female trans: Can't imagine a pooner pulling a similar stunt.


I really get you. I used to be rather left-libertarian myself.
I still don't feel right wing, but apparently it's not about self identification.

I've stayed left-wing: I believe TTD should be publicly funded and free at the point of delivery

 

[The Noticer]

Y...yeah.

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So now we're just admitting to experimenting on people?

 

[Procopius]

They only specifically mentioned shirtless volleyball iirc. Which I assume most won't partake in anyways.

They show a few more in the video. Hilariously they're doing archery which seems particularly appropriate for a bunch of titless women. But yeah, there's an awful lot of lazing in hammocks or wallowing in the pool.

I'm guessing that a film shot in that Camp Lezza that the troons got shut down a few years back would look pretty similar.

 

[Crusty Old Sock]

They show a few more in the video. Hilariously they're doing archery which seems particularly appropriate for a bunch of titless women. But yeah, there's an awful lot of lazing in hammocks or wallowing in the pool.
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I'm guessing that a film shot in that Camp Lezza that the troons got shut down a few years back would look pretty similar.

Such ruddy, glowing complexions.

 

[Gilgamesh!]

Common tranny L ft. Lucas "Luke-BOY" Roberts

>how much hate we all have to deal with every single day
We hate you and your ilk because at best none of you shut the fuck up and at worst you're child grooming pedophiles.

This hatred is not irrational. It is very much justified.

 

[Aunt Carol]

They only specifically mentioned shirtless volleyball iirc. Which I assume most won't partake in anyways.

Post-op pooners love taking their shirts off. Bunch of leveled-up fujoshis guaranteed privacy are going to be all-in, with visions of Top Gun in their heads like the TiMs see waifus in the mirror.

The actual joke is encouraging a bunch of people status post mastectomy to repeatedly raise their arms over their heads and hit a ball really hard.

They show a few more in the video. [...]But yeah, there's an awful lot of lazing in hammocks or wallowing in the pool.

As a woman of Girl Scout experience, it's pretty easy to help several dozen suburban tween girls have a fun time in/adjacent to the woods, get a little sun, learn new confidence-building skills, do more large muscle movement than they're used to. To an outside observer this will look completely unimpressive, but as the newsletter always says, "a good time was had by all," and I like to think that having built a teepee fire lay once in your life is good for a kid to have under their belt.

I know it's too easy to have sympathy for pooners, but for some reason these campers remind me of awkward suburban tween girls, just Freaky Friday'd into adult pooner bodies. I can't get mad at them for overpaying to touch grass for a weekend. There are adult summer camps pitched at other nerdy demographics too--it reminds me of Iron John etc in the 1990s, except now people aren't struggling to recapture manhood, but even adolescence slips through their fingers.


From the article, one of the founders was against "preferred gender pronouns," since this was a camp for male-identifiers only. I wonder if they've cancelled her yet.

 

[The Noticer]

They show a few more in the video. Hilariously they're doing archery which seems particularly appropriate for a bunch of titless women. But yeah, there's an awful lot of lazing in hammocks or wallowing in the pool.
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I'm guessing that a film shot in that Camp Lezza that the troons got shut down a few years back would look pretty similar.

This comes off as the gayest faggot shit that I've ever seen. No male on the planet acts this way. I'm glad they have a dedicated gay nigger zone though, very progressive.

 

[Crusty Old Sock]

I know it's too easy to have sympathy for pooners, but for some reason these campers remind me of awkward suburban tween girls, just Freaky Friday'd into adult pooner bodies. I can't get mad at them for overpaying to touch grass for a weekend. There are adult summer camps pitched at other nerdy demographics too--it reminds me of Iron John etc in the 1990s, except now people aren't struggling to recapture manhood, but even adolescence slips through their fingers.

This crew are trying to capture manhood, though, it's just they have no idea and their conception of manhood is a sleepover with arts and crafts.

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

Can't imagine a pooner pulling a similar stunt.

FtM trannies are the worst fucking people on the planet, because you are dealing with an irrational lesbo who's gassed up on testosterone. And they always want to get in a fight like they're a guy. They are not guys.

Fights with them usually end up one of two ways: you dress them down verbally and let Pinocchio know in no uncertain terms that he'll never be a real boy which ends with them crying and hopefully going home and killing themselves, or they land two or three decent punches on you (because they're on gear so they're pretty muscular) and you have to hit them back. That's when they turn into a girl again. They just drop to the concrete shrieking in agony because all it takes is one punch from an actual dude to break all the little birdie bones in their face.

either way, fuck all trannies. Annoying, attention whoring assholes who have to make everything about themselves and their plight because they are playing dress up and everyone in the room knows it but can't say anything so they're insecure about it.

 

[Arpharp8976Fire]

TiF thinks that she now produces semen due to Testosterone . Claims the fluid she produces at orgasm are thicker and comes from deeper in her pelvis than fluid did before HRT.
Claims the fluid looks and smells like cum.
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Does T make you produce spermless semen?
I've seen this topic discussed before but I feel like it often is concluded in "congratulations, you squirted". I really am not convinced what is happening for me is squirting though. For the last 2 years, orgasms usually result in small sticky puddles, but as time goes on I've noticed the volume and pressure behind it is growing. What finally pushed me to mention it was last night, I was intimate with my partner and suddenly what went from mildly wet was this big gush and soaking them. The most intense "ejaculation" I've ever had and it was thick! I've seen people squirt and it's much more watery than this. This fluid also smells like semen and behaves like semen. I'm so curious what it is. Also recently learned T can make you grow prostatic tissue in the vaginal walls, and I wonder if that has anything to do with it? I wish doctors and scientists would research this more because there must be some reason this happens.

Edit: I also want to mention that this fluid seems to come from somewhere more internal? Like I can be lying on my back and only a small bit will be leaking but as soon as I stand up a whole bunch runs down my legs... like it was pooling in me or something weird?

I call complete bullshit on it smelling like semen

 

[behindyourightnow]

BREAKING NEWS: Alanis Morissette to release a new version of that "Ironic" song that is just her reading out this Reddit post:

 

[The Punished Mitch]

TiF thinks that she now produces semen due to Testosterone . Claims the fluid she produces at orgasm are thicker and comes from deeper in her pelvis than fluid did before HRT.
Claims the fluid looks and smells like cum.
Archive
View attachment 5816517

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Does T make you produce spermless semen?
I've seen this topic discussed before but I feel like it often is concluded in "congratulations, you squirted". I really am not convinced what is happening for me is squirting though. For the last 2 years, orgasms usually result in small sticky puddles, but as time goes on I've noticed the volume and pressure behind it is growing. What finally pushed me to mention it was last night, I was intimate with my partner and suddenly what went from mildly wet was this big gush and soaking them. The most intense "ejaculation" I've ever had and it was thick! I've seen people squirt and it's much more watery than this. This fluid also smells like semen and behaves like semen. I'm so curious what it is. Also recently learned T can make you grow prostatic tissue in the vaginal walls, and I wonder if that has anything to do with it? I wish doctors and scientists would research this more because there must be some reason this happens.

Edit: I also want to mention that this fluid seems to come from somewhere more internal? Like I can be lying on my back and only a small bit will be leaking but as soon as I stand up a whole bunch runs down my legs... like it was pooling in me or something weird?

Everyone knows exogenous testosterone will result in a fully functional prostate growing within 6-8 weeks. Whenever my prostate gets a little enlarged I just have it removed so I can grow a new one