Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Gondolindrim]

I'm not a woman, but I can absolutely understand why someone who is would feel threatened by that message. The passive aggressive sentiment and smiley face, the flag, the fact that it's right at the top of the cubicle likely out of the average woman's reach, the fact that it was put in a place where you are at your most vulnerable by a man who shouldn't have been in there, etc.

It's like a dog marking it's territory, or like an army raising it's flag over a conquered nation (almost literally). It's dripping with resentment and hostility.

This was 100% born out of disappointment that there was no one in there to witness and be made uncomfortable by his presence. This is why troons aren't happy using gender-neutral bathrooms and all prefer to use the women's. They are invaders, not settlers. After all, what's the point in breaking a societal taboo if no one is around to see you do it?

The post itself and the replies to it from the "intended audience" says a lot because they're all acting this is such a hecking valid thing to do. Trannies don't believe the rules apply to them so they applaud a guy writing a threatening message in permanent marker and think anyone taking issue with it is the enemy.

 

[The Noticer]

BREAKING NEWS: Alanis Morissette to release a new version of that "Ironic" song that is just her reading out this Reddit post:

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Man cries about people invading his safe space (reading what they post publicly) while forcing his way into the women's restroom.

Self Awareness level: 0

 

[Geraldine]

I call complete bullshit on it smelling like semen

I call complete bullshit on her knowing what semen smells like.

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

BREAKING NEWS: Alanis Morissette to release a new version of that "Ironic" song that is just her reading out this Reddit post:

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God damn it, I just recorded that entire thing and when I went to put it into the Alanis Morissette AI generator it wanted to charge me. Fuck you, internet. I'm a poor, thanks for stealing my thunder.

I call complete bullshit on her knowing what semen smells like.

I imagine she probably knows what cum smells like because most gays and trannies were raped by a parent when they were younger, which is why they're the way they are now.

 

[TyrasGuard]

BREAKING NEWS: Alanis Morissette to release a new version of that "Ironic" song that is just her reading out this Reddit post:

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I think my favorite part of that post is "our short lived eupohria", lel even they know the novelty of wearing a dress fades after they jerk off in it.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Man cries about people invading his safe space (reading what they post publicly) while forcing his way into the women's restroom.

Self Awareness level: 0

The post is so on-the-nose I thought it must be a TERF troll, but the account is at least a few months old, with posts and comments in a bunch of other subreddits. No one in the comments seems to realize the irony either, they are all just telling him to keep "safe" by avoiding Twitter. Just amazing stuff.

They show a few more in the video. Hilariously they're doing archery which seems particularly appropriate for a bunch of titless women.

I went from "I understood that reference!" to wondering why no one has tried to posthumously trans the Amazons yet. After all, they bravely performed gender-affirming surgery on themselves! I guess it's just a matter of time

 

[Crusty Old Sock]

I imagine she probably knows what cum smells like because most gays and trannies were raped by a parent when they were younger, which is why they're the way they are now.

This is dumb. If you're young and some kind of faggot and you feel it has to be a secret then you're vulnerable to abuse of all kinds because of the secrecy, but the faggotry comes first.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Every so often I come here to bask and see that trannies would rather cut off their own dicks to spite themselves is funny.

 

[Geraldine]

WeebCunt420 (pretty sure not one of those auto-generated Reddit handles) tells a creepy tale of woe.
But at the same time it puts a smile on my face. Does that make me a bad person?
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Follow up conversation:

Couldn't find a selfie, but here's a 420 pic this guy posted.
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$400 for that and how much for getting his balls cut off?

 

[SnergenFlergen]

The post itself and the replies to it from the "intended audience" says a lot because they're all acting this is such a hecking valid thing to do. Trannies don't believe the rules apply to them so they applaud a guy writing a threatening message in permanent marker and think anyone taking issue with it is the enemy.

It's one of those things that just gets more gross the more I think about it. The troon is basically saying "I crossed this societal line, I want you to know that I crossed this societal line and can any time I want with impunity, and there's nothing you can do about it". Anyone who has ever said that troons are the biggest misogynists around is bang on the money.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Pooner shows off her wealth of knowledge about the gender she's claiming to be.
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I was under the impression this would be a dumb teenager but nope she posts to r/FTMover30

Spoiler: Shirtless post top pic of her

I found another great L from her
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[The Punished Mitch]

Pooner shows off her wealth of knowledge about the gender she's claiming to be.
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These people get life changing hormones and surgery after a 10 minute Skype consult, amazing.

 

[Roland TB-303]

Man cries about people invading his safe space (reading what they post publicly) while forcing his way into the women's restroom.

Self Awareness level: 0

That is certifiably a FTM with the amount of emotional tax in that post.

 

[Candidate No 7]

The colossally creepy Freda Wallace is so upset by a tweet making fun of him that he... reposted it. As you do.

Some of them have a humiliation fetish, I swear.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

"I thought it might make you laugh...."

The only thing that made me laugh there (aside from her lack of basic biological knowledge of the sex she's skinwalking) is the fact that her post served as a reminder that pooner meat tubes can only attain their facsimile of tumescence by using a pneumatic pump, not unlike how the pistons and actuators on heavy machines like cranes and diggers work. I am not exaggerating when I say that pooners fuck with literal skin balloons.

Anyone afflicted by ED should take solace in the fact that at least you don't have to reach for a fucking bicycle pump and a puncture repair kit in order to get going again.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

Couldn't find a selfie, but here's a 420 pic this guy posted.

No way could that cost $400. In US dollars not like Zimbabwe, but he says he's in the US.

What a weird flex. It looks pretty shit also but bongs have very different ideas than yanks when it comes to how to consume drugs correctly.

Sounds like a teenager. I'm amazed for once the trannies of reddit are talking sense but gutted if it means he can't get his balls cut off.

 

[Geraldine]

Pooner shows off her wealth of knowledge about the gender she's claiming to be.

Over 30, never saw a dick up close.

I found another great L from her

From the pic, she looks much more male than most troons look female.
But still pooners never really pass. Body language or something?

bongs have very different ideas than yanks

Had to read it twice to parse 'bong' correctly.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

BREAKING NEWS: Alanis Morissette to release a new version of that "Ironic" song that is just her reading out this Reddit post:

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Raw footage of the purge of r/MtF

 

[SnergenFlergen]

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There are a lot of yes/maybe answers in the replies. When you consider that taking HRT is a choice, they are effectively saying that being gay is also a choice and HRT is a form of conversion therapy by extension. I guess sexuality is an inherent and immutable characteristic only so far as it's convenient to your narrative. Maybe if gay men just took a bit more synthetic testosterone, they'd be able to inject the gay away.

Obviously this is all horseshit because 99% of troons and pooners are "lesbians" and "gays" respectively, which is a curious 1:1 inversion of the proportionality of those groups among so-called cis people. What a strange coincidence.

One of the replies:

"I somehow knew I was a lesbian before I knew I was a trans woman."

I think what you mean to say is "I was a straight man, but then I allowed my AGP to take control of my life. Now I'm a straight man in a dress".

 

[Geraldine]

Maybe if gay men just took a bit more synthetic testosterone, they'd be able to inject the gay away.

Historical note: It was tried in the 1950s as an experimental cure for homosexuality.
Experiment failed when it made them into hornier homos.