Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

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Once it starts getting into modern Christory the documentary honestly becomes pretty stale. I've watched all of it and I can't remember a single thing that happened in the last 20 episodes or so. It's all bullshit discord drama that doesn't matter and Chris telling people on twitter that he's God. Now we get to the final episode and everything hits all at once. We get Bella the psycho, Chris fucks his mom and goes to jail. If this was my first introduction to Chris I'd have gotten whiplash from the sudden change in tone.
 
Once it starts getting into modern Christory the documentary honestly becomes pretty stale. I've watched all of it and I can't remember a single thing that happened in the last 20 episodes or so. It's all bullshit discord drama that doesn't matter and Chris telling people on twitter that he's God. Now we get to the final episode and everything hits all at once. We get Bella the psycho, Chris fucks his mom and goes to jail. If this was my first introduction to Chris I'd have gotten whiplash from the sudden change in tone.
Anything after the transition is utterly boring garbage, and the trolls are too outright malicious for their escapades to be funny. Once the timelines has multitude of Chris documentary referencing each other, it becomes self masturbatory.
 
I'm amazed you stuck by him as long as you did and didn't bail the instant word broke he was fucking barb, even if it was consensual.
The question of what to do when someone you know is accused of incest is a very novel. When it comes out of nowhere, you have no idea what to do. When it's Chris, it's also a very high publicity problem. The best way I could describe this is, you wake up one day and there's a timebomb strapped to your life's work. The password to disarm the bomb is the answer to the question "CHRIS-CHAN FUCKED HIS MOM, NOW WHAT?". I didn't react immediately because I couldn't.

Once it starts getting into modern Christory the documentary honestly becomes pretty stale. I've watched all of it and I can't remember a single thing that happened in the last 20 episodes or so. It's all bullshit discord drama that doesn't matter and Chris telling people on twitter that he's God. Now we get to the final episode and everything hits all at once. We get Bella the psycho, Chris fucks his mom and goes to jail. If this was my first introduction to Chris I'd have gotten whiplash from the sudden change in tone.
All the Discord stuff is gay and I deliberately stayed out of it for years. The best part of the last episode is seeing all the Discord people worrying how I'd react because not a single one of them had a way to contact me.
 
The question of what to do when someone you know is accused of incest is a very novel. When it comes out of nowhere, you have no idea what to do. When it's Chris, it's also a very high publicity problem. The best way I could describe this is, you wake up one day and there's a timebomb strapped to your life's work. The password to disarm the bomb is the answer to the question "CHRIS-CHAN FUCKED HIS MOM, NOW WHAT?". I didn't react immediately because I couldn't.


All the Discord stuff is gay and I deliberately stayed out of it for years. The best part of the last episode is seeing all the Discord people worrying how I'd react because not a single one of them had a way to contact me.
Is there anything during the time you interacted with Chris that you'd do differently, now that you know where it leads to, Null?
 
The question of what to do when someone you know is accused of incest is a very novel. When it comes out of nowhere, you have no idea what to do. When it's Chris, it's also a very high publicity problem. The best way I could describe this is, you wake up one day and there's a timebomb strapped to your life's work. The password to disarm the bomb is the answer to the question "CHRIS-CHAN FUCKED HIS MOM, NOW WHAT?". I didn't react immediately because I couldn't.

In all fairness back when the news first broke it wasn't exactly confirmed and it wouldnt have been the first time Chris had been tricked into making shit up. Heck there's still some doubt out there today as to whether or not he really did it. Kinda like OJ, he almost certainly did it but its not a fact.
 
I’m glad to see both our dear feeder and our sexy goth badboy featured in the video.
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"In his defense, I've never asked him not to fuck his mother, so he hasn't betrayed my trust in that concept. But I will make it clear to him that he should know he should not fuck his mother, and if he has fucked his mother, he should no longer fuck his mother. I will lay that out on the table, crystal-fucking-clear, and if there's any more mother-fornication happening, I will have to distance myself from Chris at this point."

Of all the words that were said during the Incest saga, this quote goes the hardest.
 
Once it starts getting into modern Christory the documentary honestly becomes pretty stale. I've watched all of it and I can't remember a single thing that happened in the last 20 episodes or so. It's all bullshit discord drama that doesn't matter and Chris telling people on twitter that he's God. Now we get to the final episode and everything hits all at once. We get Bella the psycho, Chris fucks his mom and goes to jail. If this was my first introduction to Chris I'd have gotten whiplash from the sudden change in tone.
Kind of explains @Null 's reaction....incest plus elder + mental patient abuse (clearly evident by his nonchalant statement, "she was confused at first but she got around to it.")

Those....weren't in anyone's bingo cards.... At least not ALL of it.... I can't believe it but I kind of understand Chris's thought process....

Here...is someone completely vulnerable. She is not going to do anything to you and you have all the power... Whatever you "force" her to do, she can never complain to anyone because...she has no one but him.

With that said, I could totally see pedophilia next. Its just inevitable.
 
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It’s here

70 minutes long, no intro music, just static.
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Did anyone else feel like Geno seemed genuinely angry about how hard Belle tried to avoid being mentioned in the doc?
Call me crazy, but there seemed to be more emotion in his voice than usual when discussing that. And I do know he was regularly asked during his streams if he was gonna mention her and he always said he would
 
The question of what to do when someone you know is accused of incest is a very novel. When it comes out of nowhere, you have no idea what to do. When it's Chris, it's also a very high publicity problem. The best way I could describe this is, you wake up one day and there's a timebomb strapped to your life's work. The password to disarm the bomb is the answer to the question "CHRIS-CHAN FUCKED HIS MOM, NOW WHAT?". I didn't react immediately because I couldn't.
Well boss you're a trooper. And in your defense you did say you never asked him not to have sex with his own mother...even though he should have known that normal people don't ever do that but this is Chris here, normal was...never on the table for him. You're willing to put up with so much bullshit but you finally hit your limit and cut all ties to him once it became clear this wasn't a moral laspe in judgment or even a mental lapse where Chris didn't even see himself as barb's child anymore...no no it became clear he's a malicious, unrepentant, monster. One who lies, steals and will do anything to get what he wants even if it breaks the law. And I congratulate you for sticking by as long as you did boss.
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Jesus tap dancing christ...it's like it's happening all over again.
 
“Eh, people suck, I need a beer.” Cobes, no truer words e’er spoken.

TBH, this is the first time hearing the call uncut. It’s even more explicit how Chris admitted just wanting to make Barb his sex doll. Imagine if Chris wasn’t a complete retard, but his wiring would still be fundamentally wrong. Barb might be masks and lampshades.
 
I swear to god if someone did a docu-series on gunt I'd throw all my money at it. I need that.

"What made him this way"
YOU'RE A FUCKIN WHORE, A SCUMBAG FUCKIN WHORE
"What is the attraction"
I AM A LIVING FUCKIN LEGEND BITCH
"What keeps us fascinated"
I'm a tabloid God

This is the story... of Ethan Ralph.

Call the series RagePig: The Ethan Ralph Chronicles

Prints money. You better not steal this idea and fuck it up COG!
You missed out the most important detail - instead of the haunting piano music overlaying the intro, you use this:
 
So does anyone know the context of the picture with Isabella and those others guys with the drawings calling a girl a slut.
Also why the fuck is Louis still friends with Isabella after she threw him under the bus? Is the dude really that down bad?
 
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Did anyone else feel like Geno seemed genuinely angry about how hard Belle tried to avoid being mentioned in the doc?
Call me crazy, but there seemed to be more emotion in his voice than usual when discussing that. And I do know he was regularly asked during his streams if he was gonna mention her and he always said he would
There's only one kind of person I can imagine could talk about Portabella without getting angry and that's a prime time news anchor who's covered every major tragedy over the past thirty years. In Geno's case, he had the last 20+ episodes to think about how she tried to manipulate him into not covering her antics. And that's on top of all the hamsters she's boiled alive. I wouldn't blame him for being angry.
 
I just want it to be known that null is unbelievably fucking compassionate and had everyone's best interests at heart throughout all of this.

All everyone involved wanted was for Chris to have one last good time before life got real for him. Null even messaged me to make sure I was ok with being the first confirmed donation and shoutout.

It's unfortunate that Geno didn't make contact with null before making the episode bc the timeline is completely fucked as the ooperator noted, but it's also nice to see Geno went out of his way to distance myself from the farms as well as null and us as kiwi's from bella's psychopathic bullshit. It shows Geno took care to not draw ire to ppl that really had Chris's best interests at heart.
 
Jesse was an obnoxious, loser shitbag. I never liked or felt sorry for him.
The writing was very typical of the sort of subversion that goes on everywhere these days, where pieces of garbage are made out to be heroes and/or victims, instead of being condemned for their choices.

Not to derail into a Breaking Bad thread, but -

you misunderstood Jesse’s character and purpose.
He’s not the hero and he’s not meant to be seen as a good guy.
Both Jesse and Walt are bad people and presented as such, and both of them are a victim of circumstance.
Walt’s bad decisions cost him his entire career and he got cancer from a lifetime of chemicals.
Jesse couldn’t keep up with the pressure of living up to the image his overly preppy parents wanted for him and turns to drugs.
The big difference between the two, and the entire purposes of their dynamic is that Walt is constantly in denial about what he is and why he’s where he’s at, while Jesse accepts his fate and would rather not bring people down with him. From as early as episode 1, Walt is shown to be completely self centered and lacking in basic empathy. He’s too busy feeling sorry for himself for his shitty life than to appreciate the wife who at the time was genuinely there for him and the son who had a much worse life due to disability yet still managed to excel.
Jesse on the flipped side had just gone through the trauma of taking care of his aunt, the only family member who loved him, as she died of cancer. He was able to immediately recognize Walt’s cough and rather than continue fighting, stops to ask him what stage he was at. Jesse still had a working sense of empathy and that empathy guides him throughout all of his actions.
Even later in the series when their relationship is rockier, Jesse still takes the time to buy Walt a watch for his birthday. Meanwhile Walt never once gave Jesse a gift of any kind, Jesse struggled mentally with the concept of having to kill Gale and it haunted him the rest of the series, Walt kill’s the man meant to kill Jesse without a flinch and later kills Mike just as easily,
Jesse is constantly concerned with the people he hurts through the series, meanwhile Walt keeps the eye of a teddy bear, a symbol of an entire plane’s worth of people that he killed, as a trophy, it’s all just a game.
The basic idea was to show two days to cope with shitty circumstances. A moonless sociopath caring only about himself like Walt, or a slacker willing to do whatever it takes but stopping to consider others along the way. Jesse’s foul language and punk attitude in his personality, but he wasn’t as jaded or broken.

Walt, thought the entire series claims he’s “doing all of this for the family!” Until the last episode when he tells Skylar “I did it for me. I was good at it and I enjoyed it.” That was Walt finally coming to terms with the fact that, yeah, he is a monster and he always was. Cancer allowed him to let loose.

Jesse by the end is beaten and broken from seeing everyone he ever loved die due to his own actions and left to rot as a slave making meth. His celebration at the end is him finally escaping the world he got himself in, his arc wasn’t subversion, it was one of redemption. He kept fucking up time and time again, he got several innocent people murdered, was a pawn in a cartel civil war, caused a major drug epidemic, and lost every aspect of his life in the process. But now he is finally able to heal. Jesse hated himself from the start which lead him to doing shitty things , Walt loved himself too much which enabled him to even worse things.


To bring this post back to CWC and the doc, I think this was the correct spot to end it. Christory from 2017-2021 was always a slog even as it happened, and the episodes from those years were quite boring. Chris rarely did anything noteworthy and just became another mentally deranged tranny. Him going to jail, like how many felt at the time, seemed like a good way to cap off the storyline.

But I also don’t think this should be “season 1.” In my opinion, every single saga was effectively a season, as many of them spanned several episodes and had sub sagas going on simultaneously.

Still, we know Geno is going to make more CWC content sooner rather than later, his other stuff, including his music, never made him much money and before the CWC doc he was still teaching English in Japan to make a living. He can make a good documentary, I enjoyed the Terra Nova and Laika docs, and his music ranges from interesting to overly safe/standard, but that’s not what his audience is here for. I’m curious to see how his Sonichu cartoon turns out, but I don’t see him branching out to other content as his main thing,

So, the best part was that he did not mention her before this episode.
She was mentioned in the last 3 episodes, and her face was shown. He just never went into the detail he did here
 
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