Culture The Bull Pit - Pitbull News Megathread - aka sperginity speds out agendaposting

https://www.cheknews.ca/pit-bull-attack-near-nanaimo-injures-two-children-and-one-woman-450395/

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Two 8-month-old pit bulls that were loose in Nanaimo attacked several children, severely injuring at least one. Other people that came to aid the children were also injured.

The children were playing in a yard at the house of one of their friends. The dogs were from somewhere else in the neighborhood and had been cited for being at large previously.

One of the owners of the dogs came and got the dogs but did not stick around. The news interviewed the other owner, a Dangerhair that looked to be in her late 40s or early 50s. While she was devastated at what her dogs had done, she said to the reporter, "People are saying, look at this from the prospective of a parent, well, these dogs are my kids, too," and then she broke down crying.

It was later reported both dogs were euthanized, as there have been other incidents prior to this one, and due to the severity of the injuries the one particular child sustained.

To the dangerhair dog owner I would have to say, "If these dogs were your KIDS, you did a lousy job of raising them. Thank heavens you didn't spawn any of your own."

 

[The Great Citracett]

Update on my personal pitmommy. She'd been quiet for a while. She just had her one-in-a-million chance, impossible miracle child, and it's a healthy baby boy (great news, I'm happy for her).

And she gave him a horrendously butchered and misspelled name that's going to get him bullied for life and make him despise her (Poor unlucky bastard).

She's also doing a great job raising his childhood best friend and constant companion, the new sweet nannydog puppy. By which I mean just kinda letting it do whatever the hell it wants...

She wouldn't be a pitmommy if she wasn't making weirdly sexual comments about it. Also looks to have a shock collar or something similar on in addition to its normal collar.




That thing's gonna find its way right into a crib or playpen, or just jump right up and knock over the high chair...

 

[Twinkie]

That thing's gonna find its way right into a crib or playpen, or just jump right up and knock over the high chair...

She's also probably fucking it, fyi. Where's the kid's father?

So when we see dogs acting aggressive, more than often it comes from a place of fear and anxiety, as opposed to a place of confidence.”

A bear digging through your trash cans will rip your throat out because you came around the corner and accidentally spooked him. Who gives a fuck what a deadly vicious animal is feewing? It's a menace to society, kill it.

What constitutes provocation for a dog can be very different from what a human would consider provocation."

That is not the human's problem especially not innocent people that are just going about their daily lives and don't want anything to do with your dog.

“My idea is that every dog is an individual, just like every human is an individual,”

Yes and individual humans that maim and kill people are warehoused and kept out of polite society, what's your point?

This fag is insufferable. I can't believe they started off the article relaying horrid details of pitbulls literally crushing toddler skulls and he has the audacity to shit out this cope. I looked him up and he has a shitbull photography business on facebook.

 

[The Great Citracett]

She's also probably fucking it, fyi. Where's the kid's father?

Kid's father lives with her. They're married and he has young kids of his own in the house too. Having a child of her own was supposed to be completely impossible, so upon achieving this absolute miracle pregnancy, she immediately ran out and got a fucking bloodsport dog to raise the new baby alongside because she's got it in her head that every child needs a dog best friend to grow up with.

The dog is female, so her commenting on the sexiness is even more weird. I've heard so many stories of women and male pits they're just not shocking anymore.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Had an interesting thought, has anyone ever seen a missing poster for a pitbull before? It sounds only likely to get a "Have you seen my dog?" poster if a roaming non-chipped pitbull got snatched up by animal control.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

she immediately ran out and got a fucking bloodsport dog to raise the new baby alongside because she's got it in her head that every child needs a dog best friend to grow up with.

There's nothing inherently wrong with that, but you need a breed known for its gentleness, like a beagle, retriever, or Newfoundland (source).

 

[74164978231]

There's nothing inherently wrong with that, but you need a breed known for its gentleness, like a beagle, retriever, or Newfoundland (source).

Theyre nanny dogs! what dont you mooks understand???

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Update on my personal pitmommy. She'd been quiet for a while. She just had her one-in-a-million chance, impossible miracle child, and it's a healthy baby boy (great news, I'm happy for her).

And she gave him a horrendously butchered and misspelled name that's going to get him bullied for life and make him despise her (Poor unlucky bastard).

She's also doing a great job raising his childhood best friend and constant companion, the new sweet nannydog puppy. By which I mean just kinda letting it do whatever the hell it wants...

She wouldn't be a pitmommy if she wasn't making weirdly sexual comments about it. Also looks to have a shock collar or something similar on in addition to its normal collar.
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That thing's gonna find its way right into a crib or playpen, or just jump right up and knock over the high chair...

I know pregnancy can wreck a brain but as a man you have to draw a line. I wouldn't find
myself in a position like his but if I had two kids and one on the way there is no way a shitbull is joining us. And if for some reason she went behind my back I'd end up having a "tragic boating accident" aka I'd paint it's brain with my AK and throw the corpse in a retention pond.

Total father L

 

[The Foxtrot]

I know pregnancy can wreck a brain but as a man you have to draw a line. I wouldn't find
myself in a position like his but if I had two kids and one on the way there is no way a shitbull is joining us. And if for some reason she went behind my back I'd end up having a "tragic boating accident" aka I'd paint it's brain with my AK and throw the corpse in a retention pond.

Total father L

I'd personally poison it, that way when it just dies, I can blame its rightfully deserved fate on "just not being healthy" and not risk my marriage. Bonus points if I convince her that this is proof that shitbulls are just unhealthy dogs and shouldn't she be grateful it didn't cost us thousands in vet bills?

 

[Dante Alighieri]

I'd personally poison it, that way when it just dies, I can blame its rightfully deserved fate on "just not being healthy" and not risk my marriage. Bonus points if I convince her that this is proof that shitbulls are just unhealthy dogs and shouldn't she be grateful it didn't cost us thousands in vet bills?

lmao would you just poison every shitbull you get?

 

[The Foxtrot]

lmao would you just poison every shitbull you get?

I personally wouldn't get any, unless I intended to use them for live targets on the range.

I'm just following the hypothetical.

 

[Twinkie]

I'd personally poison it, that way when it just dies, I can blame its rightfully deserved fate on "just not being healthy" and not risk my marriage. Bonus points if I convince her that this is proof that shitbulls are just unhealthy dogs and shouldn't she be grateful it didn't cost us thousands in vet bills?

That's retarded, she'd just think it was a fluke and want another one. Not to mention that poison is an agonizing, cruel death. Just shoot it.

Also if telling your wife you shouldn't have a pit bull around your baby and won't tolerate it is a risk to your marriage, you chose wrong and probably have bigger problems.

 

[The Foxtrot]

That's retarded, she'd just think it was a fluke and want another one. Not to mention that poison is an agonizing, cruel death. Just shoot it.

Also if telling your wife you shouldn't have a pit bull around your baby and won't tolerate it is a risk to your marriage, you chose wrong and probably have bigger problems.

Again, I'm just following one specific hypothetical.

As far as what I would do IRL if faced with this? I'd tell my wife flat out that I wouldn't tolerate a shitbull in the house and I'd kill it as soon as I saw it.

 

[Dick Mason]

lmao would you just poison every shitbull you get?

Nobody is poisoning anything here. It's just the dog has this bald spot and I thought some minoxidil would fix him up...

Spoiler: tangent tranny drama

Search for that and first comes up is FTMs killing their pets with Rogaine. I wonder how often they even poison themselves trying to hair up manly.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

You know what kills way more people than any dog? Horses.

What a retarded argument. I assume the vast majority of horse related injuries are rider falls and everyone who has ever ridden a horse understands they're taking a risk. You literally have to sign injury waivers and wear protective gear like a helmet to ride pretty much everywhere. Unless a shitbull attacks its own owner, nobody hurt or killed by a shitbull knowingly consented to the risk of being attacked by one the way a rider consents to the risk of fall injuries when they get in the saddle. Plus horses don't live in residential neighborhoods where they can randomly break into someone else's yard and kill their cat or maul their kids.

 

[AnOminous]

You know what kills way more people than any dog? Horses.

Oh horses just randomly approach you and kick you to death? You stupid fucking whore. Why is everything you say so utterly dumb? Have you contemplated suicide? Why do you say this stupid shit? Virtually the entirety of horse-related deaths involve falling off them by people who voluntarily took that risk. They are animals much larger than humans and entirely capable of inadvertently harming us.

They are however utterly well-behaved animals. Nobody has ever had a horse just charge up to them and attack them for no reason you dimwit. You fucking idiot. They sometimes buck off a human, either because of rambunctiousness or being startled by a snake or even sometimes they saw a patch of dirt and the color of it spooked them. That is not the horse's fault.

Don't talk shit about horses you evil person.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Oh horses just randomly approach you and kick you to death? You stupid fucking whore. Why is everything you say so utterly dumb? Have you contemplated suicide? Why do you say this stupid shit? Virtually the entirety of horse-related deaths involve falling off them by people who voluntarily took that risk. They are animals much larger than humans and entirely capable of inadvertently harming us.

They are however utterly well-behaved animals. Nobody has ever had a horse just charge up to them and attack them for no reason you dimwit. You fucking idiot. They sometimes buck off a human, either because of rambunctiousness or being startled by a snake or even sometimes they saw a patch of dirt and the color of it spooked them. That is not the horse's fault.

Don't talk shit about horses you evil person.

Plus horses are prey animals. They might kick, bite etc. if they feel threatened in close quarters like a stall but even then they give plenty of warning like pinning their ears back, stomping, throwing up their head etc. Even someone who doesn't know shit about horses could probably tell when they're pissed off. When they spook and someone falls and gets injured, it isn't the horse's intention to attack the rider; they're basically just collateral to the horse's flight instinct.

Shitbulls are bred specifically to be extreme predators who attack for no reason without any body language to warn their victims. They're literally the exact opposite of horses.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

>people STILL falling for the android raptor baitposts and sperging out for paragraphs about how her retarded trollposts are wrong

Come on guys

 

[DoesNotLinkToYou]

>people STILL falling for the android raptor baitposts and sperging out for paragraphs about how her retarded trollposts are wrong

Come on guys

She's not trolling, she's genuinely retarded. I rember people finding her other profiles and it was basically cutting, dr. who and being a non-functional human being.

 

[Gingervitis]

A bear digging through your trash cans will rip your throat out because you came around the corner and accidentally spooked him. Who gives a fuck what a deadly vicious animal is feewing? It's a menace to society, kill it.

Here’s the difference- as long as you stay away from the bear, you’re both generally content to let each other be. You both understand that the winner will still walk away in need of serious medical attention, if they can walk at all, so trying to kill each other all the time isn’t worth it. This is something pitbulls can’t seem to comprehend.

 

[Dante Alighieri]