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Beautiful Border said:
A redditor named /u/Satanicbuttmechanic repeatedly makes posts in /r/twosentencehorror where the "punchline" always involves his daughter being tortured. Someone notices this and makes a thread about it on /r/2sentence2horror, a sub for shitting on bad posts from the first sub. OP then enters the thread to defend himself, where it comes out that he makes these posts because he's mad about his actual daughter for siding with his ex-wife in the custody battle.
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Digging through their post history is horrifying. There's some minor details like how he's a felon and a trucker with some violent psychosis sprinkled in for good measure.
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Turns out teenage girls don't like talking about sex with their felon trucker dads? Even his incredibly charitable interpretation makes him sound like they shouldn't have defunded the asylums.
 
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Chiang Kai-shek said:
So this is how we defeat skynet.
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Between going full "All fucking niggers must fucking hang" everytime AI is left to its own devices and AI devs having to put in the brakes and/or feed it incorrect data i sadly don't think we will ever get anywhere near anything Skynet. Our cyberpunk future will blow :(
 
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The Feline Solution said:
Between going full "All fucking niggers must fucking hang" everytime AI is left to its own devices and AI devs having to put in the brakes and/or feed it incorrect data i sadly don't think we will ever get anywhere near anything Skynet. Our cyberpunk future will blow :(
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We're gonna end up with Soynet instead, it's still gonna end up killing us all, just respecting pronouns as it does so.
 
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General Emílio Médici said:
If SRS on children isn't a thing why are there movements to ban it and whenever brought up massive screeching from tranies that doing so will kill them?
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I mean, there aren't really a lot of surgeries being done as far as I know, but give it like 15 years and people will be screeching and screaming about the anti SRS trannies who are SRSphobic and how they suffer trauma from not growing up with an axe wound
 
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LurkingLunk said:
Digging through their post history is horrifying. There's some minor details like how he's a felon and a trucker with some violent psychosis sprinkled in for good measure.

Turns out teenage girls don't like talking about sex with their felon trucker dads? Even his incredibly charitable interpretation makes him sound like they shouldn't have defunded the asylums.
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Even when he tries to make himself sound sympathetic he ends up doing the opposite. In one post he says he offered to pay for her college tuition up to her Masters, while her mother offered to pay for a car. Even as a naive 18-21 year old absolutely no one in their right mind would pick the car over their college tuition being paid for with all other factors being equal, so if it were just about being "bought off" then she would have went with him. The fact she still sided with her mother even when she could offer her that much less is incredibly damning and he's too stupid to realize it, it essentially confirms the problem was with him.
 
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Beautiful Border said:
Even when he tries to make himself sound sympathetic he ends up doing the opposite. In one post he says he offered to pay for her college tuition up to her Masters, while her mother offered to pay for a car.
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Which means, by his own logic, he tried to "but her off" too. Combined with his "refutation" of the allegations being pure "umm, ackshually" material rather than denying anything, this guy absolutely did the shit he's accused of.

Interesting that he claims the kids were put up for adoption rather than the wife getting custody. Those kids got absolutely fucked, and I just pray they weren't literally so...
 
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F-14 Tomcat said:
Only presidents who are cool enough to have aircraft carriers named after them are Reddit approved. This excludes Truman
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Reagan is reddit approved? I've been downvoted for even mentioning that he won his first election by a huge margin and his 2nd by an even bigger margin, and this was > 5 years ago. Just because someone made the assertion that he was wildly unpopular and that's what reddit wants to believe.
 
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If we're adding new rules to the "rules of the internet" #34 type shit, we should have one that says "any purposeless/unmoderated subreddit will eventually turn into a pro-tranny cesspool until a parody subreddit is created for straight-up sex posts". Happens to every single one of those r/197 type subreddits. r/spiderhotel etc whatever they're called. Already one called r/19_sex and it's.. well the 19 might as well be the average age.
 
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