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Oh, friend, you're in for a sad awakening. "Drag" is an appropriate term for roller derby, these days.
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Roller derby is 200% hons looking for an excuse to brutalise women
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Story idea: a pulp adventure tale in which a chud (named Chud) and a butch lesbian (named Butch) must set aside their differences and join forces in order to save the tomboy they both love from Professor Chube's Tomboy Conversion Center on POONER ISLAND.
Can these natural enemies overcome their mutual distrust?
Can they outwit and defeat the twisted Professor Chube and his army of brainwashed and testosterone poisoned adolescents?
Can they rescue the woman they both love before she is transformed in to a terrible beast, neither man nor woman?
Will the challenges that await our unlikely heroes or their mutual hatred be their end?
Find out in the thrilling tale of POONER ISLAND!
They have infiltrated roller derby? That is legitimately depressing.
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I wish I had a tomboy skater gf to go to the park with me. Closest thing I got was an annoying trailer trash fat girl on one of those dumb silver scooters clogging the bowl.
MFW now I have to witness these horrors...
Is anyone reporting on it at all?
Many already are, all trans are freeloaders.
They posted a study on another thread and pooners barely anhero more than the average, even those with zippertits and rotdogs. Seems only trannies 41% themselves...
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"Its probably widely variable"
It's really fucking not
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Because they are Fujoshis (female Autohomoerticism induced by Yaoi/MLM Manga addiction) who fundamentally like femininity but want to experience the dynamics of a same-sex relationship and since they're also heterosexual and don't want to dyke it out with another women they decide to poon out and LARP as the most feminine UwU twink you can think of.
In other words they're otherwise typical straight women who fetishize male homosexuality.
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"Authentic"? have these women ever had sex?
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Is more about the associated health risks of hrt (and "lifestyle choices" that are comorbid with trooning) . Even if you take out suicide there's still so many ways these people can die early.
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It's not variable at all. That's woman shit through and through. Even thinking about doing that is some truly fembrained shit to the core. Once again pooners show they have zero fucking clue what men think or how they act, especially over the most mundane shit like this, despite being TRUE AND HONEST doods
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Most of them start consuming Yaoi/MLM in their early teens or earlier,so by the time they enter their late teens and become sexually active their entire concpetion of sex has been formed by gay hentai written for women by women.
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From the guardian article about China's rotten girls:
“Getting pregnant is a real pain for romance,” says Walsh, who found that danmei was by far the most popular genre among girls in China.
“They like the fact that it’s not a girl who is suffering in love … They like that the jeopardy and the heartache and the risks associated with illicit relations aren’t played out upon a girl’s body.”
Um, maybe, but why does everything about girls have to be pathologized to death? A man told me once that men liked girl on girl porn because there was an extra girl, end of.
Why can't women also be horny pervs who want an extra hot guy in their fantasies? And the perviest ones watch/read the most, become pornsick, and poon out.
I'm not disputing some/most poon because of trauma, but women can be as gross as men.
About ten years ago I watched a ton of Kdrama and recently decided to revisit some of my favorites. There's a site called Viki you can watch most of them for free.
Anyway, there's a whole damn section for BL or boy love that I swear wasn't there ten years ago, even though Kpop and dramas are notorious for baiting that kind of stuff. I guess now they're outright marketing to Western pooners-in-waiting.
Anyway, there's a whole damn section for BL or boy love that I swear wasn't there ten years ago, even though Kpop and dramas are notorious for baiting that kind of stuff. I guess now they're outright marketing to Western pooners-in-waiting.
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Thats all fine tbh. Women writting and consuming media that appeals to women is perfectly ok, fujobait and BL is old as hell too and precedes the trans epidemic by decades but right now its like the perfect storm, there's many things that coalesce toghether to turn this generation of spergy kids into troons, like social media and propaganda, is never just one thing. In the 00s these fujos would have been just that, spergy weebs who have some cringy fun and thats it, nowadays they are psyoped and gaslighted even within the online communities for these hobbies.
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Yeah but they are watching gay porn and calling it authentic, the gay pornos used for gachimuchi isn't how gay sex works.
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This is how it used to be and most yaoi fan girls grew out of yaoi by early to mid 20s. It was just silly fun for girls who have new and confusing feelings about boys but aren't ready for actual boys. There were dumb stuff like shipping wars, complaining about canon and popular het pairings and making gallery walls of your favorite fictional men but overall nothing that harmful.
What happened was SJW culture became big and it made an absolute mess in nerdy girl circles. You couldn't just like male characters and making stupid fanart and fanfiction because that was white supermist and fetishing marginalized minorities. Actually if you happened to be a straight white girl you were the worst. Many girls who met this internet hate couldn't handle it. They were socially awkward IRL and this was their happy place. So they went into a panic mood to fix it in their own mind (these girls tend to live in fantasy land because they can't deal with the real world) and pooning out just seemed like the perfect solution.
gonna be stupid and say that I personally have really sensitive skin and my autistic ass just goes caveman mode every time I feel a clothes tag so I just rip it off because, "IT HURT SKIN ME NO LIKE"
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Must fix a man's clothes. must act girlfriend. program says I have to care about clothes. beeboop beeboop. Will make him eat healthy next and tell him to watch his cholesterol too. follow program.
many have said it but this is so woman. omg if a pooner does that then... dude, just go back to calling yourself what you really are gosh.
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How about a quasi-Silent Hill survival horror game called "The Last Tomboy" in which you play as a tomboyish girl in an abandoned town that has become overrun with monstrosities based on various types of pooner memes, such as one that looks like a suture-scarred, giant fleshy worm with a pooner head representing "full-body phalloplasty".
Then you would have another one that looks like a small and skinny pooner girl with a slow and crippled gait wearing no shirt that has two massive scars on her upper torso where her breasts used to be, and both of her arms and thighs are half of the diameter than the rest of her limbs and covered in scarring, representing phalloplasty tissue harvesting.
Then you would have another one that looks like a subconscious pooner lying prone, with a surgically-scarred worm-like parasite growing out of her torso that lashes out to bite at anything within striking distance, representing abdominal phalloplasty.
Throughout the game, you have to fight your way through the different types of pooner monsters with weapons you find, while your character tries to ignore the subconscious whispering of the town, representing societial pressure trying to push your protagonist into denying her femininity.
Areas where you could save your game would be represented by flower-sticker covered diaries or teddy bears, or similar feminine flourishes.
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Butch Cassie and the Sunwheel Chud
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There could also be non-pooner monsters. Like an enemy dressed like a stereotypical mad scientist - scraggly hair, glasses, labcoat and all - holding a syringe or a hacksaw, representing the butchers or grooming therapists. If you get injected with a syringe, your weakened cries as the death screen appears change from female to frog voiced.
One of the bosses could be a crazy narc mother figure, with a big Black Dahlia-esque smile plastered across her face and bulging, sanpaku eyes cackling and calling your character random male names as she tries to chase you down and place a backwards baseball cap on your head.
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I. She. That. Er. Well this happened. Allegedly.
