Margaret Pless / idlediletante / Stan - Official Kiwi Farms Advertiser and Enthusiast Who Has Proudly Eaten Ass. Now Posting Her Tits to Own the Troons!

[AgendaPoster]

I thought you were agnostic.

I am!
I am also a great religion enjoyer and have read on it quite extensively. As I said before:
The more autistically monotheistic, militant and ascetic the religion is, the more attracted I am to it.
Agnosticism is required so I do not lie to myself and others. I require reasonable proof for basically all claims. And I think that it is of paramount importance to be able to humbly answer with "I do not know" or " I am not sure" the hard questions of "why we're here and WTF are we supposed to do".
Also, history of religion is fascinating. Reading about archeological finds of ancient ethnic battles in Israel? Seeing some pharaoh in some stone stele, with the enemy tribes at his feet begging for mercy? Understanding the early monotheism of Aten and Amarna? Seeing the continuity of myths such as the flood? Reading through apocrypha describing angels rebelling against God?
Well. I wouldn't miss any of this.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

You're PLing about prozac giving you limpdick soyboy syndrome

How did you manage to read my post and come to this conclusion lmao

 

[Stan]

meshuganeh lolcow.

oy vey, is this now a Yiddish expressions thread? Vos macht a Yid?

The more autistically monotheistic, militant and ascetic the religion is, the more attracted I am to it.

So... you want to join the national guard, but as a state religion?

How did you manage to read my post and come to this conclusion lmao

because I've dated Yids like you on the same kinds of meds, baby
Lexapro is a known dick killer. Inferring that you went on anti-depressants isn't a ridiculous guess. You were comparing it to the bind of MM's homosexuality, so I could infer the problem is sexual. Taking antidepressants and getting soyboy syndrome is more common in your age bracket than getting prostate cancer (and more optimistic.)

 

[Misericordia]

You get this all twisted up and now you're angry about me doing things I never did.

Nobody is confused. Your faith is as insincere as everything else about you.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

because I've dated Yids like you on the same kinds of meds, baby
Lexapro is a known dick killer. Inferring that you went on anti-depressants isn't a ridiculous guess. You were comparing it to the bind of MM's homosexuality, so I could infer the problem is sexual. Taking antidepressants and getting soyboy syndrome is more common in your age bracket than getting prostate cancer (and more optimistic.)

I'm just amazed that you read my post about suppressing sexual urges and being sympathetic because I was in the same bind due to bad medication and somehow coming to the conclusion the problem was with my lack of urges. That takes some insanely bad reading comprehension.

 

[AgendaPoster]

So... you want to join the national guard, but as a state religion?

Sounds too... earthly.
Can't we have some mystical holy man coming with a message from God? Aren't we deserving and in need of a prophet? Somebody to follow in battle against the unbelievers? Somebody to smash the idols and drive the money lenders from the temples?
It has to be something you can lose yourself into, a chaotic frenzy of sweet redemption and divine destruction of the unholy.

Taking antidepressants and getting soyboy syndrome is more common in your age bracket than getting prostate cancer (and more optimistic.)

America really, really sucks.
Makes me sick.
Bring me my holy man, God.

 

[Gay Baby Jailer]

I'm imagining an overweight woman in the corner of the house she didn't pay for, likely incapable of intense physical exercise (such as rowing). Typing out long screeds that don't matter on her IMac (probably also not paid for by her) huffing and tutting the whole time, while her effeminate Asian male accessory manslave (aka in stans terms: "husband") goes about making dinner. How accurate is this @Stan?

 

[Stan]

on her IMac (probably also not paid for by her)

PC Master Race forever. I really do not like their laptops and desktop options. If for some reason I am required to work with a MacBook, I'll set up a bunch of peripherals and make it act as much like a normal Windows PC as possible.

huffing and tutting the whole time, while her effeminate Asian male accessory manslave (aka in stans terms: "husband") goes about making dinner. How accurate is this @Stan?

not very, I have a dog and a baby also.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I wasn't talking about myself, dude. I was talking about God.

You have literally stated that you pick and choose what Christian practices you follow, and in addition, threw in some Jewish practices because you tried to convert to Judaism but couldn't follow through with it, because it conflicted with your "feminist" beliefs.

You get this all twisted up and now you're angry about me doing things I never did. When it was apparent I couldn't live a tradjew lifestyle, I left.
Anglican worship is legitimate, and I don't owe you nominal... whatever you are... a thorough defense to such a thoroughbred communion.
What was it Jesus said...

I want to know what I posted that indicates anger. I could not care less about you and your bizarre beliefs but I do feel for you children, who see their mother proclaim her conflicting and strange amalgamation of Christianity and Judaism, and whatever else you throw into this incongruity. Children need structure, not the confusing free for all you have presented as your religious practices.

It's hardly as clear cut as you make it out to be.

Marge. That Wikipedia article you linked to says "Paul was severely critical of the Judaizers within the Early Church and harshly reprimanded them for their doctrines and behavior." Your "patron saint" made it clear: Judaic practices in Christianity are verboten.

What was it Jesus said...?

I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan. Revelation 2:9

Vos macht a Yid?

Nicht schuldig. I live in NYC. I learned some Yiddish when I lived in Brooklyn, its similar to German/Plattdeutsch.

 

[Gay Baby Jailer]

not very

Right, I should've written you in the basement WITH baby and dog, instead of in the corner. I'll fix that next time.

I live in NYC

Yikes.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Yikes

That's never been a secret.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Since we're talking Jewish stuff, religion, the unholy and the unclean, and feminism...
... did you know that hag is anti-Semitic cause apparently "witch", "hag" etc. are stereotypes for Jewish East European women.
Well holy hell Mr. rabbi. Now I know that European women are holy and pure and would NEVER, EVER be witchy (lmaooooo), but for you to just to assure us that witchcraft is a Jewish thing is, well, awesome!
Especially as we were deep into discussions of prophets and cleansing the impure!
Marge, opinions? Insights?

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

Do you see what I say now?
Jews: the people that hate you do not appreciate the distinction between you and me.

Yes, they do. It's why they have a different set of slurs for me than for you.

You're stuck with me, for better or worse, as an advocate and paladin who stans for your best interest.

"Shut up and accept diversity. You can't trust conservatives because they're nazis. Btw I'm a D&D hero. I use lay on hands ... with my tongue ... up your bum."

Since we're talking Jewish stuff, religion, the unholy and the unclean, and feminism...
... did you know that hag is anti-Semitic cause apparently "witch", "hag" etc. are stereotypes for Jewish East European women.
Well holy hell Mr. rabbi. Now I know that European women are holy and pure and would NEVER, EVER be witchy (lmaooooo), but for you to just to assure us that witchcraft is a Jewish thing is, well, awesome!
Especially as we were deep into discussions of prophets and cleansing the impure!
Marge, opinions? Insights?
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I'm disgusted that he isn't arguing her on positions or policy, but gaslighting her on anti-Semitism, aka wrongthink, and that minorities have a special license to define, dictate and enforce their no-no words, and no one can disagree with impunity. Numerous times he tries to make general words specifically anti-Semitic, to get Candace to admit to wrongs she didn't do, because she could not have done a sleight her opponent has imagined. Canards like these, blatant lies, justify hate. It's simply right to abhor lies and liars.

As for the sacred ties to the land, everyone feels that way about their homeland. I wish we would remember verses like "for you were a stranger in Egypt," because those verses acknowledge you're in someone else's home and should behave yourself.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

I'm just amazed that you read my post about suppressing sexual urges and being sympathetic because I was in the same bind due to bad medication and somehow coming to the conclusion the problem was with my lack of urges. That takes some insanely bad reading comprehension.

Just like how she insisted I had pontificated at length about holocaust denial points (I never have), or the way she has misconstrued @Lemmingwiser time and time again. As for insults about your manhood, that is her modus operandi. Thee is a meme how if you piss off a woman she has one of three insults, all about your dick (too small, or doesnt get attention for women, or gets attention from men). I have posted it before and don't feel like digging it up.

 

[Stan]

Marge, opinions? Insights?

"Witch" and "hag" are far too general for the Jews to make some original claim to using these words as a curse for old women.
A rabbi theoretically only needs a bachelor's degree worth of educational attainment, although many do seek higher advanced degrees. A lot of them make shit up as they go along.

I'm just amazed that you read my post about suppressing sexual urges and being sympathetic because I was in the same bind due to bad medication and somehow coming to the conclusion the problem was with my lack of urges. That takes some insanely bad reading comprehension.

Tell me I'm right without saying I'm right.
You took meds, your dick went limp, and you PLed about it. If you don't want me to make fun of your impotence, STFU about it.

Yes, they do. It's why they have a different set of slurs for me than for you.

Not really? This guy called me some pretty Jewish slurs. And (chass v'shalom) if there should be 21st century pogrom over here, the distinction between me and you will be pretty meaningless to the blood-and-soil Great Replacement guys.

"Shut up and accept diversity. You can't trust conservatives because they're nazis. Btw I'm a D&D hero. [fucking gross]

Depends on which conservatives. You're safe-ish with the GOP. I do not think you are safe at all with the AfD/Golden Dawn people in Europe.

Anti-Semites are notorious for knowing fuck all about Judaism, which is why they can tell each other the blood libel for centuries and still find it credible. If there's one thing I learned about Gentiles in all of this, the vast majority of them find discussions of halakha about as interesting as autistic how-to guides for the YuGiOh GTX TCG.

Just like how she insisted I had pontificated at length about holocaust denial points (I never have), or the way she has misconstrued @Lemmingwiser time and time again.

"She misconstrued me by saying I'm a Holocaust Denier when I'm really a Holocaust Revisionist!" ---> another distinction without a meaningful difference IMO

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

You took meds, your dick went limp, and you PLed about it. If you don't want me to make fun of your impotence, STFU about it

Lmao only you could turn an issue with hypersexuality into impotence. Such a good journalist that you see a clear allusion to black as a clear reference to white.

 

[Stan]

Lmao only you could turn an issue with hypersexuality into impotence. Such a good journalist that you see a clear allusion to black as a clear reference to white.

You're not denying it though, because it's the truth.

In your own words:

Idk his story so I can't comment on it but if he's a gay guy who refuses to fall to his sexual urges and remains celibate than that's admirable. I haven't had the homosexual sexual urges that he has but from my own experience dealing with bad medication effects that I can get a sense of how difficult it is for him. He should be praised for having the willpower to do something so difficult and being able to maintain it instead of being shamed for it by you.

Anyway, the way you're hustling to bury this proves I'm right.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

You're not denying it though, because it's the truth.

In your own words:

Anyway, the way you're hustling to bury this proves I'm right.

The medication caused mania and hypersexuality lmao. It's pretty clear from what I wrote. That's the entire reason why I brought up medication, because I didn't have experience dealing with strong urges like those until I got hit with the sides from stimulants. I compared these strong urges I had until my meds were fixed to his homosexual urges and then expressed sympathy because I only had to deal with it for a few months and he has to deal with it life long. My dick worked fine lmao.

 

[AgendaPoster]

I haven't seen the term "homosexual urges" in use since the last time some church dude got caught boinking some teenage male prostitute in some God-forsaken hotel.

The medication caused mania and hypersexuality

That doesn't sound too bad.
As long as you have something to smash and these forums to sperg on, I fail to see the issue.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

which is why they can tell each other the blood libel for centuries and still find it credible.

What did Ariel Toaff write about blood libel, the son of Eli Toaff chief Rabbi of Rome?