Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Maude Snew]

Whatever entertainment Nick manages to create is at his own expense.

He's Patrick Tomlinson with a trust fund.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

If you have pet birds you're fucked.
I've read posts and seen videos of stray and pet cats trying to hunt birds in enclosures. Some are smart enough to open it.

A responsible bird owner doesn't let them anywhere near cats or any predator. I pay around $900 per birb, and they live like 40+ years, so I'm incredibly careful.

 

[Annealing Crater]

If you weren't an incel prude you would know that the explanation is his heat allergy. Why it did not happen last time you ask? Well if you put on the balldo you would understand.

Balldo-less children will never understand. The heat allergy is NOT triggered by hot tubs, or high body temperature, or the sexual exertion of bottoming bottles and bulls. It is ONLY activated by working, household chores, and manual labor. Likewise, despite scoring off the charts 10/10 for every possible symptom of narcolepsy the only observable effect is an excuse for being late, incel prudes.

 

[Pagan Min]

Nick just doesn't like hard things. He hates them so much in fact he's turned to alcoholism to keep things nice and soft.

The only hard things he likes are those things being shoved/rammed up his ass.

 

[Maude Snew]

The only hard things he likes are those things being shoved/rammed up his ass.

It's steelTOE not steelDICK and Drexel's the one who likes toes up his ass, get your facts straight.

 

[AltisticRight]

This dumb thing took me an hour.

 

[DumbDude43]

This dumb thing took me an hour.
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8/10, 2 points subtracted because no balldo and no smug null face

 

[AltisticRight]

8/10, 2 points subtracted because no balldo and no smug null face

Someone post the smug null face and I will add those in too.

 

[DumbDude43]

Someone post the smug null face and I will add those in too.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Nick recently admitted that it was a self diagnosis.
Btw the common term for Anti-Social Personality Disorder is Sociopathy.

Edit to stay on topic
Cats are cute but they suck.

And he's not really a sociopath. Just a self absorbed faggot with Peter Pan syndrome.

 

[Vulkan]

And he's not really a sociopath. Just a self absorbed faggot with Peter Pan syndrome.

If you just go off what the Mayo Clinic list as traits of someone with Anti Social Personality Disorder it isn’t a stretch to say he fits

• Ignoring right and wrong.
• Telling lies to take advantage of others.
• Not being sensitive to or respectful of others.
• Using charm or wit to manipulate others for personal gain or pleasure.
• Having a sense of superiority and being extremely opinionated.
• Having problems with the law, including criminal behavior.
• Being hostile, aggressive, violent or threatening to others.
• Feeling no guilt about harming others.
• Doing dangerous things with no regard for the safety of self or others.
• Being irresponsible and failing to fulfill work or financial responsibilities

 

[sixart]

he fits

Chaotic Anal

 

[not william stenchever]

He's Patrick Tomlinson with a trust fund.

Twigwick Balldoson. What a fatass.

 

[Sharpeteer]

This dumb thing took me an hour.
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Skuntank is his favorite Pokemon. And they all hate him.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

And he's not really a sociopath. Just a self absorbed faggot with Peter Pan syndrome.

I agree wholeheartedly with this. It does not make him any less entertaining because 'hubris displayed against the Gods being punished' is a classic story art that even predates the Greeks.

Most of us suffer from just enough ego that we can just about convince ourselves that what we are experiencing is abnormal or that our abilities are in some way unique or superior to others. Most of the time we are wrong. We are only the main characters in thr story we tell ourselves, but random background characters in the larger saga of humankind.

If you think you are special; you are probably not. Many of those who truly made history and changed the world thought they were entirely ordinary.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Is that actually true? There is nobody alive who actually met the original Isom since he died in the late 1800s. He does have hundreds of descendants, some of whom probably still live in that area and are associated with the church who maintains the cemetary he's buried in. But disregarding that, it sure would be funny if some of Isom's descendants happen to see Juju the Cow's Patreon and hear the tales of his fabulous dream mansion in California and think that suing him and his goon will win them the ghetto lottery.

Nick claims to have been diagnosed with ODD, just like his fellow Midwestern faggot alcoholic Patrick Tomlinson. But ODD is for children, and in adults ODD is called antisocial personality disorder. Animal abuse is commonly associated with antisocial personality disorder.

Also funny too (thanks Wikifags lol):

Reputation-defending antisocial (including narcissistic features)

Needs to be thought of as infallible, unbreakable, indomitable, formidable, inviolable; intransigent when status is questioned; overreactive to slights.

If you defiled my Great Grandfather or 7x Grandfather’s grave I’d probably beat the shit out of you purely from animal instinct.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Basically this. HOW THE HELL is having mates over hectic!?

This is just some snobbish entitlement. Normal people work their hobbies and social endeavours around their employment.

My speculation from the constant Monday cancellations is that he has to drive his kids around more during the week these days and he's getting fucked up more on the weekends to compensate to the extent where he cannot do a Monday night show either by being too hungover or sleeping to compensate from the lack of sleep the previous night.

He's Patrick Tomlinson with a trust fund.

That's selling him a little short. He's also Ethan Ralph with a trust fund and Phil Burnell with a trust fund.

 

[Chibitzen]

That's the least surprising thing ever.

The excuses are repetitive and basically not even worth saying anymore. You need to cancel the show because hanging out with your friends was so hectic?

At this point he should cancel the Monday show.

That requires more work. His narcissism will have to justify such a loss with several hours long back to back cope streams really nailing down just "how crazy my life has become. It's weird, man".

At this point he should quit streaming or at least kill his Locals.

He has nothing to really share with his audience worth a Locals sub except "My life is crazy rn" and his law content is stale. Explaining how hard Nanny Balldo works does not count as being open and personal. His intention to rebrand was just been a long running excuse to be lazy and take money from others while not showing up for work.

 

[Arcade Gannon]

If you just go off what the Mayo Clinic list as traits of someone with Anti Social Personality Disorder it isn’t a stretch to say he fits

Half that list would apply to any lawyer.

 

[Strix454]

In light of Epik's retraction, this didn't age well:

The best course for Nick at the end of 2022 would have also been a retraction.