Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 53 15.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 134 38.7%

  • Total voters
    346
He might have a redemption arc with the ability to get a new audience, but I would say the old audience and level of support is gone forever.
At this point he should quit streaming or at least kill his Locals.

He has nothing to really share with his audience worth a Locals sub except "My life is crazy rn" and his law content is stale. Explaining how hard Nanny Balldo works does not count as being open and personal. His intention to rebrand was just been a long running excuse to be lazy and take money from others while not showing up for work.

While I do think Nick could pull off a successful rebrand, I would hardly call it any sort of redemption. Here's what he should do: look at Camelot - coomer degen fag just like Nick wants to be, and Camelot doesn't get nearly as much shit because he's always been this way, so you knew what you were getting going in - Tired Gamestop/retail grifting, gross thots, and stories about how he supposedly gets laid all the time.

Nick could absolutely just drop this pretend-lawyer game that nobody believes anymore, change his channel name to just "Nick Rekieta", drop all the "Law" branding, and just make coom videos. He's never going to get his old audience back, and his new audience is too stupid to question why he's not pretending to be a lawyer anymore, he'd get all the Camelot fans to come over to him, and he could have Drex, Dick and even Vito on his show with nobody questioning him about it. Best of all (for him), this thread would be reduced to us laughing at him pretending to be a lawyer at one point, but not anymore.

Here's an example of a YouTuber doing exactly this - this one guy's channel is called "Unacceptable Fringe", and you couldn't tell by looking at his channel now, but he used to make home arcade videos. All these videos sucked, and he's such a narcissistic tard that he couldn't keep his Canadian politics out of his arcade gaming stuff. Nobody in that scene liked him, and even though he had a decently sized following, and got a decent amount of views, all these videos he made sucked, and he had an established reputation of being a cringy arcade YouTuber. Finally he just got rid of all those arcade videos, got rid of all arcade branding, and ONLY made political videos going forward. Now he's basically Canadian Quartering, and his channel has actually grown a lot. Not my kind of videos, but hey, this rebranding worked.

Sounds like a no-brainer for Nicky to just give it up and become Coomalot 2.0.

In light of Epik's retraction, this didn't age well:


Just about everything from 2019-2022 from Nick has aged horribly. His entire channel pre-2023 should just be deleted.
 
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The best course for Nick at the end of 2022 would have also been a retraction.
Indeed.

I bet you anything though, he'll claim that Epik "cucked" by admitting they were wrong. Nick is just that sort of person. Truth is immaterial. Ego is everything.
 
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In light of Epik's retraction, this didn't age well:


The best course for Nick at the end of 2022 would have also been a retraction.
Thank you, I knew there was a bad take from balldo on Epik but didn't get a chance to look it up. I'm sure he'll conveniently ignore the retraction when he returns to streaming trump and guns articles.
 
Thank you, I knew there was a bad take from balldo on Epik but didn't get a chance to look it up. I'm sure he'll conveniently ignore the retraction when he returns to streaming trump and guns articles.
Or if he wanted to be really scummy, he'll argue that Null isn't pursing that action anymore and then claim that's because his (Nick's) analysis was correct that the case was a loser.

Conveniently ignoring the fact that the only reason why this won't go to court is because Epik ran up the white flag and gave Null all the (completely reasonable) things he asked for. It's moot now.

Null and KF won. Again. Eat shit, Nick.
 
In light of Epik's retraction, this didn't age well:


The best course for Nick at the end of 2022 would have also been a retraction.
"Listen. I. don't. HATE. Josh. people STILL misunderstand this. And I don't have any reason to trash him. He's a dork a lovable autist. And I DON'T have any reason to hate him." - Balldo
 
"Listen. I. don't. HATE. Josh. people STILL misunderstand this. And I don't have any reason to trash him. He's a dork a lovable autist. And I DON'T have any reason to hate him." - Balldo

His lies are so easily disproven, but he knows the small handful of actual viewers he's got left are literally scared to even visit Kiwi Farms, so they ask him what the truth is, so they "don't have to visit the farms."

They also think Elissa's videos are all "out of context" so those are out of the question too.

Nick is the only, and the best source of truth. You cannot possibly get more honest than this guy.

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And to think the Epik retraction was only made possible thanks to help from nick.

...Oh wait that's right he didn't do shit to help, nevermind!
No, stalker child! Nick clearly stated that he hopes Null wins a million pre-litigation settlements. Did you not hear that?

This is clearly Nick's magnanimous grace at work. He wills such things into existence. He is GOD. That other guy is the "penultimate deity."

Enjoy prison.
 
Or if he wanted to be really scummy, he'll argue that Null isn't pursing that action anymore and then claim that's because his (Nick's) analysis was correct that the case was a loser.
He just did this with the Eric July lawsuit Dax caused. Somehow getting a settlement means you lose and had to pay money. So the odds of him doing it again are pretty high.
 
If you think you are special; you are probably not. Many of those who truly made history and changed the world thought they were entirely ordinary.

I don’t think I agree with this. It takes a certain level of entitlement and narcissism to do the things that ultimately change the world. Even the simple things like Google or Facebook’s invention felt more narcissistic and egotistic at inception rather than “eh, I’m ordinary and I’m just doing something.”
I think really it’s just that the people who actually manage something significantly weren’t busy telling themselves they were special for handclaps from others. They were busy doing things to satisfy their own egos and forced others to see it as a result.

People who consider themselves ordinary tend to stick with status quo just to get by. It just so happens that thinking you’re a special person is status quo right now for four generations of humans in the western world
 
He just did this with the Eric July lawsuit Dax caused. Somehow getting a settlement means you lose and had to pay money. So the odds of him doing it again are pretty high.
In the instant case, that would be a new level of stupid, even for Nick.

Unlike July, this shit wasn't even filed.

My understanding is that Hardin sent Epik a strongly worded letter. As you usually do in these situations. Epik's lawyers looked at it and realized one of their dangerhair employees fucked up majorly, and that Null isn't really even asking for anything unreasonable. Null just wants an official retraction and the .net domain back in his hands. No money. In exchange, Epik avoids a costly and risky lawsuit. Null doesn't even have to sign an NDA.

"Old Nick" would have congratulated Hardin on winning this without having to do more than fire a warning shot, but Old Nick was drowned by New Nick in a barrel of whiskey years ago. Now all he can do is seeth.
 
"Listen. I. don't. HATE. Josh. people STILL misunderstand this. And I don't have any reason to trash him. He's a dork a lovable autist. And I DON'T have any reason to hate him." - Balldo
This is kinda what I pictured in my mind when giggling at your post
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edit to say I just remembered kiwi birds dont have wings lol wtf bing
 
s never going to get his old audience back, and his new audience is too stupid to question why he's not pretending to be a lawyer anymore,

Speaking of his audience's intelligence:

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Conveniently ignoring the fact that the only reason why this won't go to court is because Epik ran up the white flag and gave Null all the (completely reasonable) things he asked for. It's moot now.

Null and KF won. Again. Eat shit, Nick.

Is this cuck-sent? Nick disagreeing with what two legal entities do? Not very Lolbertarian of him...

I don’t think I agree with this. It takes a certain level of entitlement and narcissism to do the things that ultimately change the world. Even the simple things like Google or Facebook’s invention felt more narcissistic and egotistic at inception rather than “eh, I’m ordinary and I’m just doing something.”
I think really it’s just that the people who actually manage something significantly weren’t busy telling themselves they were special for handclaps from others. They were busy doing things to satisfy their own egos and forced others to see it as a result.

People who consider themselves ordinary tend to stick with status quo just to get by. It just so happens that thinking you’re a special person is status quo right now for four generations of humans in the western world

I think I may have overstated it. A lot of influential people are very aware of their actual or possible ability to influence things, BUT they see it as a natural outflow of their position and both innate and developed skills rather than taking it for granted.

They are grounded in realism and that allows them and their 'daring greatly' (to borrow a line) to be done where there is a possibility of success. A lot of narcissists suffer from this 'super villain' curse--whenever there is a setback they wail, 'No! Impossible! How could this happen to me!?'--sans the lava some of them fall into immediately after.
 
where's my Nick clips? is Nick Rekieta that boring now that even Elissa Clips don't bother to clip him? where i am going to get my fix of fun nonpracticing lawyer?
There's almost no Nick to clip. He does virtually no Locals streams anymore and cancels Youtube/Rumble streams. The times he does stream, it's short and stifled.

Positive and negatives... I miss the beeping robot on LOCALS, but this has given me the ability to work more on the OP and a Suno AI project to commemorate thr Epik victory.

I should have it done by the time Jewsh streams again, and maybe he will play it.
 
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