@Fareal Tall Tales Appreciation Thread

Fareal said:
The internet is the most fascinating phenomenon in human communication. Humans rely on being able to verify the accuracy of each other's communications. We have whole subtle microexpressions (and the ability to read them) to help us do this.

But in the pseudonymity of the internet, when people are unable to use the tools we have to verify if people are bullshit merchants, we tend to as a group give even more credence - often unquestioningly - to the information we're being given.

It's like our defences against bullshit having been evaded using technology, we will believe any old shit as long as it aligns with our existing cognitive biases. It alsoappears to kick our urge to form and identify with in-groups into overdrive.

So you have one person saying "YOU KNOW WHAT I EAT ASS" and the rest of the identified group suddenly announce "AH YES I ALSO CONSUME THE ANUS EVERY NIGHT" and by virtue of this crap just not being challenged, it becomes some accepted fact without anyone having attempted to determine whether any ass is being eaten.

(I really wish I was using another example.)

The majority of the things being discussed, fought over and forming youngsters' understanding of the world via the internet are almost certainly not actually happening in reality.
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thats a lot of words for for coping that you kid poops on the floor
 
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I think what happened is she wrote autofiction with the expectation it would draw sympathy and positive attention…but didn’t get her desired reaction because her stories reflected their author’s genuinely cunty attitude and worldview to an extent even the Dr. Poopsquatch husband character couldn’t distract from. So now she’s trying to go LOL I TROLE U as damage control.

Ultimately though it’s very funny that the femcel brigade took The Legend of Dr. Poopsquatch at face value (revealing themselves as a mirror image of gullible shutin incels who uncritically believe Matt Forney is sexually experienced) so props to you @Fareal.
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Fareal's insanity aside, the fucking waterbed dookie master plan and Dyn's anectotes made me have the big laugh slap on knee very good. Thanks Dynastia.
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TWD (Total Waterbed Defecation)
 
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Terrorist said:
Ultimately though it’s very funny that the femcel brigade took The Legend of Dr. Poopsquatch at face value (revealing themselves as a mirror image of gullible shutin incels who uncritically believe Matt Forney is sexually experienced) so props to you
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Even though it was the most ridiculous overblown shit ever, it validated their victim complex. It's not just their feelings or the rare case: one of their fellow kiwis is in a nightmare of a patriarchal, traditional relationship. To anyone with sense, Farael was obviously full of shit. What's pathetic is it took this long for those who most interacted with her to find out.
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God of Nothing said:
Even though it was the most ridiculous overblown shit ever, it validated their victim complex. It's not just their feelings or the rare case: one of their fellow kiwis is in a nightmare of a patriarchal, traditional relationship. To anyone with sense, Farael was obviously full of shit. What's pathetic is it took this long for those who most interacted with her to find out.
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No, it's funnier the other way. That the base is real and some is cope. I choose to believe she married a doctor who can't brush his teeth and shits on the floor, doesn't give her any money unless she has sex with him and is hated by his children. I choose to believe she weaponized ESG to destroy a girl's life when she made a pass at her boyfriend. I choose to believe she makes repeated calls to an ex-boyfriend's landlord out of bitterness.

I choose to believe she lives this life of misery and her way to cope is by posting about her sociopathic choices on an obscure gossip forum and lying about being educated, her children's grandmother cutting her own son out of the will and how good her kids have it. I choose to believe she proclaimed all of it fiction as a cop out after realizing how embarrassingly she is received outside of a female-only space.

It's funnier this way, and just might be true, too.
 
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Fareal reminds me of every girl I’ve dated who was bitter about her ex and had to create fantastical, over the top tales of cartoonish supervillainy in hopes I would feel bad for her. It can’t just be “he was a jerk sometimes,” it had to be some wild over the top shit.
 
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Fareal said:
For the youngsters at the back: rule zero of the female experience is that men are absolutely incapable of love. They have the ability to do three things: feel deep pity for themselves, act violently, and stimulate their own penises. They are brain damaged monkeys. If you expect no better, you will never be disappointed. They have mistaken the nerves in their penis firing for the actual human emotion of love, as felt by women and children, and as recently discovered, dogs. If you would prefer a better pet than a brain damaged monkey, get a dog and don't date any men.
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Fareal said:
Getting married will stop being an attractive prospect to young women when weddings no longer involve shopping. And parties. There are whole fucking international magazines kept in business by pictures of other young women's weddings and advertisements for all the shit you can buy for "The Perfect Day".
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Thanks for the advice Fareal!
 
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Fareal said:
I haven’t kissed my spouse in nearly twenty years due to the utter horror stench that emits from his mouth hole. Not even at the wedding. The smell is so bad colleagues have complained about it and it appeared in at least one performance review. The children physically gag at it.

I will die never having been kissed since I was a teenager, because someone else refuses to take basic oral hygiene seriously.

Please put in this maintenance. It will be much appreciated.
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He has complete agency over his body, it’s his choice. I gave up trying even in the most gentle and tactful of ways about fifteen years ago. He is now losing several teeth a year.
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Fareal married fucking Dr. Jekyll or something; Operating on brains by day and losing teeth by night.
 
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