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His mouth just gets flatter and wider., his eyes more dead.
Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.
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I guess according to that research Shane must be on the low end of the IQ range, holding the same expression for that many decades.
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I heard a story about how his ass was in a lot of pain on another night some years back. Probably wouldn't surprise you to learn it was a formative event in his life.
We know who's fatter and has bigger bitch tits, but I do wonder who has more overall time employed.
Also, you know God exists and He hates you if Patrick is the cool kid whose lunch table you're trying to sit at.
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Even in his shopped version of his fat self his retarded fat head looks like a pear. A fat retarded pear.
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I'm a little disappointed honestly. I was so fucking excited for shame Nokes season 2, but it feels like an exact rehash of the first season. There's not even a smidge of character growth, he's just doing the exact same things again without having learnt anything from the first time round. It's just not very believable writing.
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Appropriate for a Fatrick orbiter.
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I think he tweeted this to disprove the pooner allegations without saying something anti-woke like "euw, fuck no, who wants to be a disgusting pooner".
But this is not enough "shane". People lie on the Internet and editing a photo takes no talent these days. I'm sorry, buddy, you'll have to do something better. I'm not convinced you're a real boy.
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I wonder what would happen if some MS employees pulled up Shane’s work history.
How would he spin it… it’s not even an odd request, almost anyone could do it.
I’m surprised none of his Twitter enemies haven’t done this yet.
How would he spin it… it’s not even an odd request, almost anyone could do it.
I’m surprised none of his Twitter enemies haven’t done this yet.
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Probably because no one gives a shit and experienced hires understand that Microsoft is no different than any other massive organization. That's why his attempts to flex over it are so funny since the only people who do that are typically fresh out of college.
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It was the night Shame became an eternal victim immune to any criticism.
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It would probably be really uninteresting. Maybe a line or two. I doubt they kept detailed records about a complete nonentity like Shame.
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Don’t let the fat distract you from the eyes. That’s a “lights out and no one is home” stare. Even if he wasn’t broadcasting his retardation online, it’s no secret to the average person that he is slow.
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As dissapointing as it may be, I'm actually optomistic about it.
This means that the Shane Nokes show might have upwards of 20 seasons and we'll all be here in 2044 watching this retard boast about how he's a retired Xbox employee.
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Making fun of you of you isn’t illegal Shane. Unlike DDOSing.
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Pictures are all well and good. But I want to know what he smells like! Maybe @Harry Hamburgers can comment.
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Okay I have to delete this image from my phone as soon as I post this. He’s just so fucking hideous. Blackheads the size of poppy seeds all over his face 
Dis bitch is on welfare and has no job yet can’t find time to wash his face. What a filthy fucking buffalo.
He’s also lying about “medical scars.” Post-op scars do not look like gigantic zits.
Dis bitch is on welfare and has no job yet can’t find time to wash his face. What a filthy fucking buffalo. 
He’s also lying about “medical scars.” Post-op scars do not look like gigantic zits.
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Is he going to spend another day crying on X about KF posts? How sad.
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Another pattened Nokes Hoax.
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Just like everyone deserves to know the man who can’t stop talking about pedophilia once asked for the exploited nudes of a teenaged girl. I’m sure all present fathers totally understand it’s just a joke bro haha unless…?