Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

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Balldo's Gate said:
For some reason I started being accused of running ops
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??? Someone said this thread is kept alive by Twitter fags trying to contrive content. I referred to that as ops, it had nothing to do with you. I didn't accuse you of running ops in fact I said twice that you were not.

But you also weren't being funny, you were dead serious that you were correct, despite my initial casual refutation of your claim (I was correct) and subsequent detailed explanation because you and other people that tagged me were being obstinate. You're trying to fall back on it now like it was just a prank bro. Stop being such a salty fag about this, it's okay to be wrong jesus fucking christ
 
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Twinkie said:
Someone said this thread is kept alive by Twitter fags trying to contrive content.
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Before cogdressing the majority of this thread is documenting his spergery on X in addition to an occasional clip. I feel the need to defend against this as I am probably the most frequent contributor. Aside from mistakenly posting the fake chats, which I had reason to believe and corrected, I have kept it purely what he does on stream but mostly what he himself posts on X in addition to good content from one account that makes parody videos.

Unlike others the majority of his spergery is mainly on X because his show is mostly boring.
 
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PauperVita said:
Before cogdressing the majority of this thread is documenting his spergery on X in addition to an occasional clip. I feel the need to defend against this as I am probably the most frequent contributor.
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Bro idgaf if Cog lives or dies, and this thread matters even less than that. I don't care if people are running ops in the thread or not. When I replied to the person playfully telling me it's ops from Twitter fags, I said something like "I'll leave these faggots to their gay ops then :emoji:"

I thought it was really obvious I was being facetious, for one. And for two it should have been obvious that in any case I was not referring to @Balldo's Gate especially since i had already told him twice that I felt he was being genuine with his posts, just that he was wrong. He's continued to try and characterize my replies in the worst way possible because he's being an assmad bitch.
 
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Autischic said:
Looks like this former believed dox of Cog's house is indeed the registered address of the "[Dan] Caffreys Cleaning Company" that Dan's wife follows on Facebook. Since the above address was sold in 2023 this could actually be the real current address and that would mean Cog's been coping about a fail dox that the farms had since November. Lol, lmao.

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The Bartleet rd address I think is Dan's parents house.
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Alan Caffrey was born in 1954. Alan is filing applications for building permits in 11/2023. Not Dan.
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So unless Dan, Cog, 2 poo wives, 2 kids, and 2 old people are all living in that 2 bedroom tiny house home I don't think the Bartleet rd address is where cog is living.

Cog was coping about people making fun of the junk in the back yard of the Shirley Rd address and he said something like (paraphrasing) "everyone knows Dan has a scaffolding business, thats what that stuff is". Which ties in the fact Dan is there too.
And if you look at the 20 year old realitor photo's of the Shirley rd place you see the little window above the entry way door. Compared to what looks like a freshly remodeled room cog uploaded 10 months ago.
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Whats funny is Cog starts off the stream saying the scaffolding is Dans. Then forgets he said that and starts saying the house is his. And then later says he wouldn't move to Mexico because he owns "A house and land" there in England. Like imaging lying and trying to brag you own this
>27 Shirley Road, Oldbury is a 2 bedroom terraced house spread over 743 square feet, making it one of the smaller properties here
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That's like the size of the typical burger 2 car garage. The green house Ralph is renting in Mexico is at least 2x that sized. Hell, the interior of the Nissian is almost that much room. And they have 2 bongs, 2 kids, and 2 poo's all crammed in there. Imagine the smell :stress:
 
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Bryan Done said:
Protector Dan's mongrel children

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Not a single person is envious of your fugly poo wife Cog. Your one shade away from degenerate incel who goons all day but managed to find some second hand jeet cunt who likes to eat hash browns out of your poorly wiped British ass hole.
 
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I’m pretty sure Cog is just some alternative reality British version of Ralph who didn’t get streamer famous. Cog and Ralph: both married fat Indians, utterly useless, and brag about owning land that is covered in trash. At least handgate is now settled and Cog’s fat Indian wife has manlier hands than Cog. Mystery solved.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
I mean I didn't view it as a big thing, I saw someone post that his face was visible in the lid and it clearly was.
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Twinkie said:
??? Someone said this thread is kept alive by Twitter fags trying to contrive content. I referred to that as ops, it had nothing to do with you. I didn't accuse you of running ops in fact I said twice that you were not.
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Let it go. :)

Geekthulhu said:
I gotta plan. Also I feel bad for the kids. Just like I feel bad for Ralph's kids. They shouldn't have to deal with the repercussions of loud mouth faggots that can't control their sperging.
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Yeah, don't even try to implicate this stuff. It's gay.
 
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TriggerMeElmo said:
After watching Cog bitching about his thread live on stream, my overall impression of him is that he's not lolcow worthy because he's not the funny kind of smug that ends disastrously because of hubris, but rather he's the boring kind of smug that you encounter everywhere. It's not entertaining and at the end of it you think "this guy's a twat, moving on" and that's about the extent of it.
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And... Doxed because hash browns.
 
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I’m pretty sure Cog is just some alternative reality British version of Ralph who didn’t get streamer famous. Cog and Ralph: both married fat Indians, utterly useless, and brag about owning land that is covered in trash. At least handgate is now settled and Cog’s fat Indian wife has manlier hands than Cog. Mystery solved.
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Hand gate is NOT settled. I am a cog hand TRUTHER and will remain as such for the REST OF MY NATURAL LIFE
 
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Feldgrau said:
I took a look at cogs twitter today and thought he decided to log off for awhile. Or better yet, got his ass beat by Dan for fucking up their lives so much. But here he is just a few hours ago dabbing on white women. Cope and sneed buddy.
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I think that Dan got in his shit. There were WAAAAAAAAAAY too many people shitting on him and dunking on him on Twitter for his to resist sperging at them in all honesty. Normally in a situation like this. He would be repeating ad nauseam that he just was proved that he wasn't lying and he is married on owns a home and everyone is just jealous Kino Casino losers.
 
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