حلال Alan Michael White / Orson Zedd / Regulus Youmans / Nintenfreak / nintfjr - A time capsule opens revealing Chris's long lost twin. Donkey Kong incest fetishist, opsec expert, ontologically paedophilic.

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Never thought I'd see Tipster and OrsonZedd in the same fucking chat.

 

[DSHK]

"I'm bisexual"

No, Alan, you're a fucking degenerate who jerks off to explicit porn of underage cartoon characters.

We have a term for that kind of person, and it's not "bisexual."

Most pedos are also faggots

 

[make_it_so]

Never thought I'd see Tipster and OrsonZedd in the same fucking chat.

Who's Tipster again?

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Who's Tipster again?

Fat retard tranny chaser commentary guy who defends Keffals, kinda like Alan. He also defended Vaush's loli.
He has his own thread

Edit: Holy shit, I just remembered another similarity between Alan and Tipster. IIRC Tipster's favorite videogame is Donkey Kong Country 2. You can't make this shit up.

 

[DSHK]

Fat retard tranny chaser commentary guy who defends Keffals, kinda like Alan. He also defended Vaush's loli.
He has his own thread

I wish loli was illegal, pedophilia like all addictions/compulsive behaviors is like a drug habit. The more you feed the desire the stronger it gets. Eventually the loli wont work anymore and theyll go after real kids when theyre chasing the dragon.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Who does Alan think he's kidding here, he's very open about being a bottom bitch for his Mistress Tiny Kong.

 

[Kirtto]

People like this make a compelling argument for post birth abortions

 

[DSHK]

People like this make a compelling argument for post birth abortions

What trimester is he in at 35? Im in favor of allowing it.

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

What trimester is he in at 35? Im in favor of allowing it.

Who cares about the trimester just gimme a shotgun.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

He's literally a giant blob. He doesn't have defining features on his chest that point to any sort of pecs or manboobs. I can't even tell if he shaved all his chest hair or just barely grows any. I can see where his left armpit is, but not his right, and his shoulders are too narrow to even tell exactly how his body's oriented.

Jabba the Hutt but worse?

 

[make_it_so]

Jabba the Hutt but worse?

Jabba at least had money and power.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Jabba at least had money and power.

And don't forget his twilek bitches

 

[TVB]

Jabba the Hutt but worse?

The same weight as fellow lolcows Bob Chipman, Andrew Dobson, EDP445, Tony Goldmark, Boogie, Jordie Jordan and Chris Chan

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

The same weight as fellow lolcows Bob Chipman, Andrew Dobson, EDP445, Tony Goldmark, Boogie, Jordie Jordan and Chris Chan

and somehow lighter than Ethan Ralph.

 

[make_it_so]

and somehow lighter than Ethan Ralph.

Ralph may have some fluctuating weight due to his "trying to get healthy." Though really it's probably due to downing Xannies.

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

Ralph may have some fluctuating weight due to his "trying to get healthy." Though really it's probably due to downing Xannies.

and booze.

 

[DSHK]

From instagram

 

[TVB]

and booze.

And also that he hangs out with "Stay Back" Warski a whole lot just to listen to his bad advice

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

Orson has returned to his natural habitat of Keffals' groomer realm and is loudly proclaiming what a fag he is:

An interesting development, but I suspect largely hypothetical. Who would have sex with him? Some faggots have very low standards but I doubt any woman on the planet would have sex with him. Most hookers would probably try him down with a fistful of fifties.

 

[DSHK]

An interesting development, but I suspect largely hypothetical. Who would have sex with him? Some faggots have very low standards but I doubt any woman on the planet would have sex with him. Most hookers would probably try him down with a fistful of fifties.

I think hes more interested in fictional monkeys than people anyway