DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
That BG3 rant felt a bit too personal. Like I felt he was about to say John Rambo or Leanna at one point instead of the character's name.
I like how he talks about how the character is an asshole and doesn't have a problem with what he does, but the moment he takes his items, it's a meltdown and he's furious, like he's surprised that the immoral character would take his shit and run away, but then he talks about how he's doing the moral thing but gets fucked anyway.

It's kinda weird, like he's projecting a friend (Rambo) and trying to say he's wrong because he's immoral (Keemstar), I don't know, it reminds me of the broken stick he gave to Howard and once he fixed it, Phil asked for it back. And he still thinks Howard was in the wrong...
 
That BG3 rant felt a bit too personal. Like I felt he was about to say John Rambo or Leanna at one point instead of the character's name.
I like how he talks about how the character is an asshole and doesn't have a problem with what he does, but the moment he takes his items, it's a meltdown and he's furious, like he's surprised that the immoral character would take his shit and run away, but then he talks about how he's doing the moral thing but gets fucked anyway.

It's kinda weird, like he's projecting a friend (Rambo) and trying to say he's wrong because he's immoral (Keemstar), I don't know, it reminds me of the broken stick he gave to Howard and once he fixed it, Phil asked for it back. And he still thinks Howard was in the wrong...
And knowing how if ANYONE calls Phil out on his bullshit, he correlates it to "being screwed". Everyone who has disagreed with him, went against the pignosis, etc...it's "They fucked me again!" Phil can't let shit go. From his parents not getting him the first edition Wolverine toy, his hate for the Cannon brothers - God, that rant during his ReeAck stream when someone sent him that video of the Cannon brothers explaining Rollback netcode, he paused the video and went on a rant for a good five minutes just screaming at him about how he was wrong, Phil is right, etc...and he closed the video - John, Howard, Leanna, RespectThePak, the helicopter company, etc...they all screwed him over.

Of course, Phil will claim he did nothing wrong. Phil has pignoisis himself into believing he is always in the right and he can do no wrong. Even his own chat is going against the pignoisis and is now full of LARPers and people that take potshots at him, but he's too dense to see that people that are there are to see gold dust and him stick his gouty foot into his mouth.

I honestly think that he's gonna slip up and let his true feelings slip. If there is one thing that I've noticed about the pigroach: give the piggy enough rope, he'll hang himself.
 
That BG3 rant felt a bit too personal. Like I felt he was about to say John Rambo or Leanna at one point instead of the character's name.
I like how he talks about how the character is an asshole and doesn't have a problem with what he does, but the moment he takes his items, it's a meltdown and he's furious, like he's surprised that the immoral character would take his shit and run away, but then he talks about how he's doing the moral thing but gets fucked anyway.

It's kinda weird, like he's projecting a friend (Rambo) and trying to say he's wrong because he's immoral (Keemstar), I don't know, it reminds me of the broken stick he gave to Howard and once he fixed it, Phil asked for it back. And he still thinks Howard was in the wrong...
He's probably still pissed Leanna took a coffee maker or something and left him with all her shitty soap supplies when she moved out.
 

Place your bets on DSP:
  1. making this about himself
  2. starting drama with LTG
  3. doing both

Every year, he gets more unhinged. I am not saying it will be this year, but sooner than later he will have a complete mental breakdown

The DSP Cycle:

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Place your bets on DSP:
  1. making this about himself
  2. starting drama with LTG
  3. doing both
LTG at least had history with BrolyLegs, albeit history that shows just how subhuman LTG really is. Phil has no history with BL, and in all honesty should just leave it be. He will of course, somehow make it about himself.

I couldn't be bothered to listen to whatever longwinded dumbass rant he had about Jay, because I will bet my life he could have simply said: "Yea, you know we had a few conversations where I reached out, and if something came of it cool, if not oh well, not a big deal." Phil has this uncanny ability to make the most simple and mundane events into insanity.
 
Every year, he gets more unhinged. I am not saying it will be this year, but sooner than later he will have a complete mental breakdown

This may sound strange but I feel like Phil just lives through a constant series of breakdowns. My biggest meltdowns I’ve ever had look similar to what Phil does on a weekly basis.

He has the emotional maturity of a 13 year old spoiled brat.
 
I'm imagining a 12 year old Phil raging at Squaresoft for allowing Rydia, Edward, Tellah, Yang, Palom and Polom, Rosa, Cid, and Kain to steal his property when they leave the party. And for stealing Cecil's dark armor when he turns into a Paladin.
That simp Kain deserved a brutal death, and all his shit taken from me 3 times.
 
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LTG at least had history with BrolyLegs, albeit history that shows just how subhuman LTG really is. Phil has no history with BL, and in all honesty should just leave it be. He will of course, somehow make it about himself.

I couldn't be bothered to listen to whatever longwinded dumbass rant he had about Jay, because I will bet my life he could have simply said: "Yea, you know we had a few conversations where I reached out, and if something came of it cool, if not oh well, not a big deal." Phil has this uncanny ability to make the most simple and mundane events into insanity.
LTG actually made a video about Broly passing and whether or not it was sincere, he was very respectful to Broly.
 
Maybe I just don't watch many streamers, but do other streamers treat their audience like employees? I know it's joked that he treats his fireside chats as board room meetings but hearing him tell his dents to be on time for the stream due to Daylight Savings is so absurd.
every time he bring up his opinions on why PC gaming is bad he always says that the streamers he watches, never named of course, who play on PC always experience crashes or bugs or have to spend hours in the settings. Which I dont think i have to say is obvious cope
Huuuuuh? Wuuuut? I thought Phil has no time for other streamers because he is too busy.
Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't this pigger have like 253949068304967930864 saves due to how often he fucking savescums in this game? What the fuck prevented him from just loading an earlier save, having the faggot vampire drop all his equipment on the floor, then letting him leave in his undies? Once again it's clear that he's bitching just to bitch and just to be a contrarian who is going to "prove" that BG3 wasn't deserving of being GOTY in some irrelevant game journo faggot gaming awards that nobody even watches or takes seriously anymore.
Because he would have to replay 3 minutes of gameplay and he can't do that because he needs to turbo through everything.
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Phil the guy that hates drama so much made a separate video to deboonk some drama and even tweeted it
And even banned the guy during the video so he can't clap back. What a thin-skinned fucking weirdo. I know Phil can't get hard but I think he actually gets off on treating people like this.
 
He's still using a PC that he bought nine years ago. He spent $3000 on it from some PC building service and gave up on playing PC games when he tried playing RAGE on max settings while recording at 1080P because it started lagging.


I think he also still has another PC that two fans built him, before he bought the $3000 one. He gave up on that one because it lagged playing The Witcher 2 on max settings.
Wasn't that because he was using the integrated graphics rather than the graphics card?
 
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