Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[GenociderSyo]

 

[stupid frog]

Uhhh... JULIANA isn't a woman though.... Bigot.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Haram-Habibi]

Freckles and butterflies are very manly, "Jay".

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

(looks at closet where old dead relative's actual no-shit bomber jacket from 1931 is hanging) I guess what constitutes a 'bomber jacket' has changed significantly over the years. No overlap under the zipper to keep out wind, no thick collar to keep the neck warm, not leather, no lining... more of a fashion zip-up jacket. But hey, I ain't no fashion guru or nothin'.

I just know that said dead relative would more liken that 'jacket' to an extra parachute before thinking to wear it to keep warm in a plane.

 

[HamFan]

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The state of her house. Barf. Leave it to a deathfat to have a shower puff on the dining table, next to the near-empty extra large ketchup. Look at the mounds of pet hair on the floor- including clustered by the vacuum, ironically.

Those shorts are straining at the seams- such a mystery why her buttons pop off.

 

[Breadbear]

I just know that said dead relative would more liken that 'jacket' to an extra parachute before thinking to wear it to keep warm in a plane.

It could double as a sleeping bag

 

[RainbowStarlight]

Dude, you are not wrong.
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What a cunt. She's also too lazy to fix her pretend nose ring.

Fucking hell she is so massive she physically cannot open her eyes all the way.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

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Can't tell if J or C.

 

[OttoWest]

I love a peek into a cow’s filthy stall:

Look at the fur that’s attached itself to a vacuum cleaner cord of all things.

A barren plywood bookshelf accessorized with a single empty picture frame and three sad paperbacks.

Corissa Enneking (b. 1985)
Still life of loofah, warm ketchup, flower pot, 2024
Mixed media

 

[LonesomeDud]

You know, despite accusations, I have never felt women are obligated to be more attractive for men, but I want all the women to know after the last couple of pages in the thread, I am reconsidering my position.

Maybe they should put in a little effort to look better. The patriarchy wills it.

 

[Pho Real]

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JULIANA is at least 6 ft in circumference (1.8 m for you EUfags). She‘s wider around than she is tall, likely by about a foot. Fat, would not sex, etc.

 

[Blerg]

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JULIANA is at least 6 ft in circumference (1.8 m for you EUfags). She‘s wider around than she is tall, likely by about a foot. Fat, would not sex, etc.

Checks out. $125 is about the going rate for a cheap king size quilt, although a quilt would net more fabric so maybe that ugly jacket isn’t that good a deal. It’s so cute how they pretend to fashion, though.

OneBone is a creepy name for a pooner clothing site, but with a few letter switches, we’d get to the reality of the matter: NoBoner.

 

[often puzzled]

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JULIANA is at least 6 ft in circumference (1.8 m for you EUfags). She‘s wider around than she is tall, likely by about a foot. Fat, would not sex, etc.

Some additional information:

The jacket:



Their sizing explained:

 

[LonesomeDud]

Some additional information:

The jacket:

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Their sizing explained:

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I always knew I was a size 0! I told all you jerks and you laughed and laughed!

 

[Aunt Carol]

The jacket:

Not a seamstress or anything, but if you're making outerwear for the large, it is probably unwise to have a zipper be the only front closure. Lateral stress is going to be a killer. They should have snaps, maybe zipper and snaps like a sturdy parka does.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

(looks at closet where old dead relative's actual no-shit bomber jacket from 1931 is hanging) I guess what constitutes a 'bomber jacket' has changed significantly over the years. No overlap under the zipper to keep out wind, no thick collar to keep the neck warm, not leather, no lining... more of a fashion zip-up jacket. But hey, I ain't no fashion guru or nothin'.

I just know that said dead relative would more liken that 'jacket' to an extra parachute before thinking to wear it to keep warm in a plane.

I really hate the 'utilitarian aesthetic' fashion, because it pretty much means taking things that are meant to be practical workwear and ruining them.
Like overalls that obviously won't stand up to a day's work:

'Combat boots' that are made of cheap synthetic materials and have ridiculous embellishments (but they're so kyuuuute!)

And motorcycle jackets made out of skinned Muppets:

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Corissa Enneking (b. 1985)
Still life of loofah, warm ketchup, flower pot, 2024
Mixed media

I have many questions about this one. Main one is if they have an empty ketchup bottle graveyard like confirmed ketchup guzzler Lou Gagliardi. Corissa already drinks from 2 liter bottles like they're personal sized

Their sizing explained:

Our size: 7
Traditional size: 8X

Shit, she may actually be over 100 BMI at this rate. At least one person on MSHPL admitted to wearing 9X.

 

[Smug Cat]

I found a description of it and it's as stupid as you can expect.

You KNOW she thinks she's the "White Abolitionist".

1. White Supremacist: Preserves, names, and values white superiority
2. White Voyeurism: Would not challenge a white supremacist; desires non-whiteness because it is interesting, pleasurable; seeks to control the consumption and appropriation of non-whiteness; fascination with culture
3. White Privilege: May critique white supremacy, but maintains a deep investment in questions of fairness/equality under the normalization of whiteness and white rule; sworn goal of ‘diversity’
4. White Benefit: Sympathetic to a set of issues but only privately. Will not speak/act in solidarity publicly, because they are benefitting through whiteness in public
5. White Confessional: Some exposure of whiteness takes place, but as a way of being accountable to People of Colour after; seek validation from People of Color
6. White Critical: Take on board critiques of whiteness and invest in exposing/marking the white regime; refuses to be complicit with the regime; whiteness speaking back to whiteness
7. White Traitor: Actively refuses complicity; names what is going on; intention is to subvert white authority and tell the truth at whatever cost; need them to dismantle institutions
8. White Abolitionist: Changes institutions; dismantling whiteness, and not allowing whiteness to reassert itself

Late and gay but - translation into Human:

White Supremacist: Nazi
White Voyeurism: BBC fetishist
White Privilege: Normal white person
White Benefit: Slight SJW who mostly minds their business
White Confessional: Screechy SJW
White Critical: Screechy SJW
White Traitor: Screechy SJW, possibly violent, likely in antifa
White Abolitionist: Nazi (black)

Me in my truest form.

Her truest form is a misshapen amorphous mound of flesh not even pretending to be anything else. At least you can give her props for self-awareness with that one.

 

[Constellationzero]

I love a peek into a cow’s filthy stall:
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Look at the fur that’s attached itself to a vacuum cleaner cord of all things.
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A barren plywood bookshelf accessorized with a single empty picture frame and three sad paperbacks.
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Corissa Enneking (b. 1985)
Still life of loofah, warm ketchup, flower pot, 2024
Mixed media

You know, you fucking bigots just don't get it. Dyke winter is nicely turning into Dyke spring. She ain't got no time for Dyke chores, Dyke cleaning, Dyke dusting, or Dyke airing out the house. She and JULIANNA need to Dyke SELF-CARE:

* Selfies
* More shitty, useless tattoos
* Watermelon doodles
* Inappropriate half nude shots taken around toddler relatives
* Tattoos
* Fat camp sperg posting
* Tattoos
* Fass Fud
* Tattoos
* Free Palestine
* Haribo Sugarless Gummies
* Watermelon tattoo

It's the ONLY WAY to care for their fakermyalgia, walking machine gun farts, inability to wear closed toe shoes, and PTSD inflicted on the neighbors just minding their own business when a greasy, creeepy, smelly bloated tick slimes onto the front porch wearing the latest Cow Cow/Eloquii/Mod Cloth/Torrid crap for "Awareness."

Fucking bigots.