Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[sum ting wong]

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Nick "Ball'do" Rekieta of House LawTube

I've never seen this movie so I hope this edit makes sense

 

[huckbeine]

now edit it instead of holding a knife, he's holding a long balldo

 

[genericwhitemale]

Not at my PC and don't have time to boot up photoshop but I wanna flesh this Dune allegory out. Instead of spice, it's alcohol. Nick Atreides uses the alcohol to expand his mind and see all the possible outcomes in wish people can receive a million dollars.
Sticking his hand in the pain box is visiting the Kiwi Farms.

 

[McMitch]

Sticking his hand in the pain box is visiting the Kiwi Farms.

I was trying to workshop Reverend Mother Moon-haim somewhere.

 

[Maude Snew]

now edit it instead of holding a knife, he's holding a long balldo

The night of the long Balldos was rough on Lawtube.

Not at my PC and don't have time to boot up photoshop but I wanna flesh this Dune allegory out. Instead of spice, it's alcohol. Nick Atreides uses the alcohol to expand his mind and see all the possible outcomes in wish people can receive a million dollars.
Sticking his hand in the pain box is visiting the Kiwi Farms.

Come on, Nick Alktreides was right there. And his pain box is just the Balldo.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

now edit it instead of holding a knife, he's holding a long balldo

God... Now I am imagining a sandworm with rows upon rows of Balldo teeth...

Shai-Baldud... The great rape-r...

 

[AltisticRight]

In what world do we live in?
>The legality of ejaculating on gravestones
>Balldo [30-minute gay non-practicing lawyer commentary redacted]
>Andy Warski "don't cum on people's graves, bad idea"

Andy Warski, the AIM AIM AIMdy Tardski is giving better legal advice than someone, allegedly with a law degree.

 

[Father Balldo]

In what world do we live in?
>The legality of ejaculating on gravestones
>Balldo [30-minute gay non-practicing lawyer commentary redacted]
>Andy Warski "don't cum on people's graves, bad idea"

Andy Warski, the AIM AIM AIMdy Tardski is giving better legal advice than someone, allegedly with a law degree.

peak incel prude right here, folx!

 

[AltisticRight]

peak incel prude right here, folx!

I wish you a million gravestone ejaculations, Scandinavian Incel prude.

 

[sum ting wong]

now edit it instead of holding a knife, he's holding a long balldo

Our wife has been training for this

 

[not william stenchever]

the pain box

The Coom-Balldar

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

An update to the MAN-dy saga for anyone who cares:

Spoiler: LOCALS Discusses

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TL;DR: Even if they WERE a catfish, they just want them to be honest about it.

(Careful, Nicholas! They want honesty!)

There are even those who question if MAN-dy even claimed to be a woman. There is also a gay discussion on what 'catfish' means. Also KF BAD!

 

[zyclonPD]

TL;DR: Even if they WERE a catfish, they just want them to be honest about it.

(Careful, Nicholas! They want honesty!)

There are even those who question if MAN-dy even claimed to be a woman. There is also a gay discussion on what 'catfish' means. Also KF BAD!

So he's trying to split the difference by saying MANdy is a phony and a liar but won't own up to it being a dude because he'd have to admit he got duped by a tranny voice affectation. His sole reason for being upset is the Buffalo Dan has a boyfriend and he can't get in that bussy now

 

[Sharpeteer]

An update to the MAN-dy saga for anyone who cares:


TL;DR: Even if they WERE a catfish, they just want them to be honest about it.

(Careful, Nicholas! They want honesty!)

There are even those who question if MAN-dy even claimed to be a woman. There is also a gay discussion on what 'catfish' means. Also KF BAD!

For Gods sake, all the information is out there. I know they're scared of the farms and Elissa's videos, but it's been discussed not only on Sean's channel, but even normie channels like Mutahar brought it up (even if he too is unwilling to see it for what it actually is).

They're just willfully ignorant. Next thing you know they'll be asking "Hey, so how come people think Nick is a swinger??"

Literally worse than DSP fans - at least DSP fans seem to know what all is discussed, but just think it's all lies. These people actually don't know.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Nick showed off his knife:

Looks like a kabar. I’d think he’d have something cooler like a Winkler or Toor knives which is great for EDC or just put in your chest rig, belt, or plate carrier. Knives are just kind of last ditch or get off me and make space so I can stab you with bullets from my gun.

 

[Harm]

It's fun to occasionally recall something silly Nick Rekieta has said, like how people in this thread were allegedly interfering with his business. I wonder if those people are still interfering with his business, because he hasn't mentioned it in a long time while the complexion of the activity in the thread has remained largely the same.

So, is his business still being sabotaged? How did that sabotage play into his mysterious Rumble negotiations?

An update to the MAN-dy saga for anyone who cares:

Spoiler: LOCALS Discusses

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TL;DR: Even if they WERE a catfish, they just want them to be honest about it.

(Careful, Nicholas! They want honesty!)

There are even those who question if MAN-dy even claimed to be a woman. There is also a gay discussion on what 'catfish' means. Also KF BAD!

The funniest remarks are the ones saying "it sounded like a woman!" It's called "voice acting," you imbeciles.

These are the kind of people who see a Facebook post saying "Did you know Bart Simpson's voice actor was a girl?" and then argue in the comments for 6 hours over whether or not it's true.

 

[Sharpeteer]

"it sounded like a woman!"

Oh yes, and Dylan Mulvaney sounds like a woman too. How is it that a so-called "conservative" audience can't even identify fake troon voices?

Or perhaps this is the tell that the entirety of his conservative audience truly is completely gone, and he ONLY has degen coomer fans left.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Not at my PC and don't have time to boot up photoshop but I wanna flesh this Dune allegory out. Instead of spice, it's alcohol. Nick Atreides uses the alcohol to expand his mind and see all the possible outcomes in wish people can receive a million dollars.
Sticking his hand in the pain box is visiting the Kiwi Farms.

Instead of “The Family Atomics”, it’s “The Family Balldos”

Or something I don’t know man

 

[Captain Manning]

Sticking his hand in the pain box is visiting the Kiwi Farms.

I was trying to workshop Reverend Mother Moon-haim somewhere.

Nick: I wish to p0wn the Farms.
Reverend Mother: Many men have tried.
Nick: They tried and they failed?
Reverend Mother: They tried and their threads grew hundreds of pages more.

So he's trying to split the difference by saying MANdy is a phony and a liar but won't own up to it being a dude because he'd have to admit he got duped by a tranny voice affectation. His sole reason for being upset is the Buffalo Dan has a boyfriend and he can't get in that bussy now

Pretty much.

Either way I think, in a weird sort of way, CGoody actually owes @Balldo's Gate some gratitude for chasing Mandy off. He seems admit that, if nothing else, they were never gonna get their dick wet. This is doubly true if the stories that Cory was buying shit for "her" are true.

BTW, apropos of nothing, but I had previously stated in this thread that I had Bible study in Nick's Discord with Soter. I now think I might be misremembering. I think I might have had it with Snoj (another Nick mod). There's too many people orbiting Nick with names starting with the letter S. It too confusing for my Scandinavian prude brain.

Anyways, I mention this because that popped into my head the other day after Nick said that God was "a penultimate deity." I was trying to reconcile how supposed Christians in Nick's orbit still stick it out with him after all the blasphemous shit he's said and done.

They're just willfully ignorant. Next thing you know they'll be asking "Hey, so how come people think Nick is a swinger??"

My favorite is still people trying to convince themselves and others that Nick doesn't drink that much.

I mean, you really have to just flat out ignore reality to defend Nick at this point.

 

[McMitch]

Nick: I wish to p0wn the Farms.
Reverend Mother: Many men have tried.
Nick: They tried and they failed?
Reverend Mother: They tried and their threads grew hundreds of pages more.

Nick: Try looking into that thread where you dare not look! You'll find me there, seething out at you!