Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[PussyCheeseburger]

NAL's mom is kinda hot for an elderly woman, I think NAL could be attractive maybe if she detoxed and got a lobotomy

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

NAL's mom is kinda hot for an elderly woman, I think NAL could be attractive maybe if she detoxed and got a lobotomy

Jessica looked like a decent nerdy girl in her younger pics, but attractive was never in the cards for her, especially as she aged.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Disappointed at how many people didn't get this reference. "Fuck you skygod!" is one of Cobes old catchphrases. Whenever Christianity and god would come up he would get pissed and start ranting about "skygod".
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Sorry fren, it went right over my head. Changed the sticker

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

"My real mother abandoned me"

Then how come you live with her, NAL?

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She’s lucky that her elderly parents would let a downie 40 year old woman child live rent free at their place. Tbh it’s funny listening to her dad making fun of her on live stream. Lmao

 

[TheTourist]

NAL's mom is kinda hot for an elderly woman, I think NAL could be attractive maybe if she detoxed and got a lobotomy

She absolutely could. But that goes for almost anyone. You get her diet sorted, hit up NA/AA for group therapy and work on getting the drugs out of the picture and get her on an exercise bike and in 6 months to a year she'll be a cougar but that shit has a zero percent chance of occurring because that kind of behavioral change only comes from meeting God face to face and seeing the error of your ways.

 

[Ponzo]

"My real mother abandoned me"

Then how come you live with her, NAL?

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Are you HAPPAAAAAY?

Now this is how you do a Cameo!

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Because im unoriginal. Kanye East has a message for Joshie too

 

[hector85]

anyone catch that bit where she says hes gonna let her drink his mead? would it be of me to hope it ends her? she may be more of an alcoholic than our dark lord but she doesn't have that boglim constitution needed to stomach that slop and not end up violently ill.

 

[Your Landlord]

Disappointed at how many people didn't get this reference. "Fuck you skygod!" is one of Cobes old catchphrases. Whenever Christianity and god would come up he would get pissed and start ranting about "skygod".
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I'm pretty sure we all got it, bud.

anyone catch that bit where she says hes gonna let her drink his mead? would it be of me to hope it ends her? she may be more of an alcoholic than our dark lord but she doesn't have that boglim constitution needed to stomach that slop and not end up violently ill.

He purposefully made it too spicy for her to consume so she never reveals he doesn't know what he is doing. Interestingly, this seems to be the clearest batch he's ever made; I wonder if the capsaicin is keeping growth down.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I'm pretty sure we all got it, bud.

There was definitely a good number more dumb and autistic ratings, not that it really matters beyond showing unfamiliarity. Cobes is becoming more and more mainstream, and I suppose that's part of the process.

He purposefully made it too spicy for her to consume so she never reveals he doesn't know what he is doing. Interestingly, this seems to be the clearest batch he's ever made; I wonder if the capsaicin is keeping growth down.

Low key genius, but I reckon it's so he has more booze to himself than anything.

No clue about the capsaicin, but if I'm not mistaken it's been 2 whole weeks so it may have fully fermented. If he hasn't agitated it like he has with the others, he might have accidentally made a clearer "mead"

 

[HiveDull]

I'm shaking with anticipation. This year's birthday stream is going to be wild, I just know it.

 

[Drama Fan]

anyone catch that bit where she says hes gonna let her drink his mead? would it be of me to hope it ends her? she may be more of an alcoholic than our dark lord but she doesn't have that boglim constitution needed to stomach that slop and not end up violently ill.

Personally, I'm watching with scientific interest. God knows what that will do to anyone without the patented Cobes lead-lined digestive tract.

 

[Troonos]

NAL is live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TkZVbcj4BA
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Oh yeah, and her man is there too!
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Aww man, so we had to see her diseased vagina for nothing?

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

The bastion of week night party time has set up her own cameo.

Maybe she can give advice on how drink in your parents attic and piss in a box. She'll be on her way to affording her own "2 to 3 bedroom place" in no time!

 

[hector85]

I wonder how long she’s going to stay. After a few days, cobra wanted her gone. I guess after he had enough of fuckin’ he rancid hole then he’ll send her back

bitch ain't leaving till theres a bog baby growing inside that rancid gut of hers. the minute he starts getting uppity she'll just adapt her behavior to calm him down then slip him some of whatever she gave him last time that resulted in him being barely conscious then she'll harvest his bog seed.

also absolutely disgusting how she keeps talking about how much money he makes, does she not realize they're donations and can just go away at the whim of the viewers?

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I fully support this lovely couple's grifting. Give them money to tell them how awful they are.

 

[Sonic T]

I'm so glad I could be here for the impregnation saga, twu

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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The bastion of week night party time has set up her own cameo.

Maybe she can give advice on how drink in your parents attic and piss in a box. She'll be on her way to affording her own "2 to 3 bedroom place" in no time!

How long till she gets banned for cussing out customers? "Fuck you I'm not saying that. I hope your dad rapes you in the ass!"

 

[The Judean People's Front]

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The bastion of week night party time has set up her own cameo.

Maybe she can give advice on how drink in your parents attic and piss in a box. She'll be on her way to affording her own "2 to 3 bedroom place" in no time!

There's no denying that Jessica is a prematurely aged she-goblin, but I find it refreshing? That she doesn't try too hard. I appreciate an unbothered middle-aged lady not turning on the filters and FaceTune - or Hell, even attempting a flattering picture for her Cameo PFP.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

There's no denying that Jessica is a prematurely aged she-goblin, but I find it refreshing? That she doesn't try too hard. I appreciate an unbothered middle-aged lady not turning on the filters and FaceTune - or Hell, even attempting a flattering picture for her Cameo PFP.

Accepting the inevitability of aging with grace is one thing. Being a drugged out alcoholic who was “rode hard a put up wet” is an entirely different matter.

 

[hector85]

There's no denying that Jessica is a prematurely aged she-goblin, but I find it refreshing? That she doesn't try too hard. I appreciate an unbothered middle-aged lady not turning on the filters and FaceTune - or Hell, even attempting a flattering picture for her Cameo PFP.

she should have used this for her pfp, i feel she might attract a few random curious people.