Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[RodgerDodger]

So someone tell me if I'm reading the potential fun down the road here incorrectly?

The case has been transferred to Florida. The 11th Circuit Judge is likely to toss it for the same reasons the original 10th circuit judge did. Because that's the actual law. Russrl then Appeals to the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals. Which is likely to follow actual SCOTUS Precedent and the law as written and tell him to Fuck Off. Leaving Null and SCOTUS with 2 conflicting appeals court precedents for the same case. Am I missing something with how this routes through the system?

Kiwifarms, completely fucking the court system by 2025!

 

[mindlessobserver]

There are three good things about this. Good thing one? It's alot of extra work for Greer. Good thing two? The 10th circuits ruling is guiding opinion but not Precedent now. Good thing 3? The Supreme Court will have decided whether or not to grant Cert before this shit heap gets unfucked by the Florida court.

 

[Slav Power]

we're going to florida

Florida, home. At least it was before I fucked everything up.

 

[Betonhaus]

I wonder if the Florida court clerk will go drinking after reviewing this case?

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

There are three good things about this. Good thing one? It's alot of extra work for Greer. Good thing two? The 10th circuits ruling is guiding opinion but not Precedent now. Good thing 3? The Supreme Court will have decided whether or not to grant Cert before this shit heap gets unfucked by the Florida court.

Well, this certainly ties up everything with a nice little bow. It even gives the Supreme Court a chance to punt.

 

[Null]

So someone tell me if I'm reading the potential fun down the road here incorrectly?

The case has been transferred to Florida. The 11th Circuit Judge is likely to toss it for the same reasons the original 10th circuit judge did. Because that's the actual law. Russrl then Appeals to the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals. Which is likely to follow actual SCOTUS Precedent and the law as written and tell him to Fuck Off. Leaving Null and SCOTUS with 2 conflicting appeals court precedents for the same case. Am I missing something with how this routes through the system?

Kiwifarms, completely fucking the court system by 2025!

yes, we can 2split1case this.

 

[mindlessobserver]

yes, we can 2split1case this.

Which adds another 1% chance to your appeal! I've never seen 3 to 100 odds look so good Bros.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Beautiful.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Some judge in Florida is in for a miserable experience all around.

Their tolerance for insanity will be tempered by what they already have to deal with from native Floridians.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

How does this add to his plights, though? I presume he (or as yet imaginary council) can Zoom in, right?

Or does he have to give handies across the Southern US

He will hopefully be forced to add muh phlights to muh plights and actually travel.

Russ on the Road™ will be a big hit, fifty pages easily. Lolcows on the Lam is always such fun, so many of them barely travel.

 

[Magnificent Penis]

yes, we can 2split1case this.

Can you, though? Wouldn't it take a shit load of time for it to reach the 11th circuit court of appeals, much more time than it would take for cert to be granted or denied?

 

[TyrasGuard]

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Beautiful.

We need more lolcow terminology in legal documents, I don't know why reading something so silly on something that supposed to be so serious sends my sides to Uranus

 

[Cougar Pump]

we're going to florida

 

[The Great Citracett]

So how many handjobs does it cost to get from Vegas to Florida?

 

[skunt]

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Beautiful.

I love it, can both refer to lolcow llc and greer himself. ha.

 

[mindlessobserver]

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Hate to break it to you. But we are actually going to Pensacola.

May god have mercy on us all.

 

[Null]

greer filed a reply (in utah) within 30 minutes

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

greer filed a reply (in utah) within 30 minutes

your address doesn't exist / propose a schedule / answer the court / answer the judge / do anything - i sleep

fuck you, you're going to florida - real shit

 

[Napoleon III]

we're going to florida

This case will not end and will continue for EVEN longer.

But let me ask some questions. My impression is that Florida is much different to Utah and is much more likely to rule in Moon's favor. Is this true? Does increasing the amount of clusterfuck in a case make it more likely to be dismissed?

And the most important question: Does this make Greer's life more difficult?

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Hotline Miami Mentioned

 

[mindlessobserver]

greer filed a reply (in utah) within 30 minutes

LMAO. Its not their problem anymore. Its ordered lol. Watch him appeal to the 10th circuit again. This is the future they chose