Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

A smarter person would just leave social media for a few years, do some serious re-evaluation of life and ask themselves how they got to a point where they can't adopt ant pets.

But alas, she lacks self awareness. She feels the need to keep arguing with the so-called evil “Antis” on Twitter who are rightfully disgusted by her zoophillic tendencies. It doesn't matter if she's anti-contact or whatever, that is the kind of shit a smart degenerate would take to the fucking grave with them.

As Dear Leader has said in the past, only the biggest of degenerates use “Anti” as an insult towards people disgusted by their paraphilias.

“Kink shaming” is good for society, it teaches people not to over fucking share their fetishes online. They all should be shamed for their lack of self awareness, and start being paranoid about the idea that the internet is full of people who will take anything they say and use it against them.

Thank god Moose can find a better home, where he isn't living with a zoophile.
 
Alright, so here's the thing.

I volunteer at a cat shelter, I wrote about it in other places. Nothing makes my blood boil more than seeing pets, especially cats, being abused, and I always make sure to spend time with those ones in particular even if it's just letting them sit around with a human and get used to a friendly one. I'm glad to report some recognize me if they're around long enough and become far more friendly once they see the vast majority of people are indeed loving and caring.

I truly wish for people like this Stephanie to roast in the pits of hell. If I could help her along, I wouldn't mind. People like her are the lowest of the low and deserve nothing but pain and contempt until they realize and change their evil ways.

By contrast, I shall applaud the Farms, all of you guys, for helping save Moose. I know common sense shall reign and it's better to never mention it, but if somehow a "Kiwi Farms is EVIL!!111" comes up in conversation, I shall explicitly point out they saved an innocent cat from a zoophilic sadist and tell them to provide backup to their claims while I'll gladly do so for mine. And thankfully even crazy people that tend to demonize us still have enough morality when it comes to animals, and so they shall fall silent, and perhaps, think more critically.

You guys did good. Thank you. You made today a good day for me. And as someone who works at a shelter, again, I can assure you many more pets than you think are happily adopted, far quicker than you think, and I have no doubts Moose will find his true home soon. He'll be okay, thanks to you all. Well done.
Staph possibly wouldn't have nonced the cat- she could probably eventually be talked into doing something fucky with it, anything for attention; and she's done nasty things like groom a very vulnerable teenage girl, and fuck her head up enough to result in the kid being hospitalised from the resultant self harm-
but she probably wouldn't nonce the cat straight out of the gate.

yes the cat would have a grotty, cramped, dirty stressful life before eventually being lumped over to her unwilling elderly parents- yes, she would undoubtedly do something very weird, like piss/shit in its litter tray every now and then, to satisfy her piss kink perform a sacred bonding ritual, but really:
this is good in that its more like a little bit of a wrist slap, righteous (lifelong under-served) punishment for Staphs WHOLE entire bullshit.

for all the actual victims of the very real rapists and murderers she makes her whole life into writing about, for all the gross overstepping and inserting her grim sexuality, unasked-for into everyones faces, everywhere she goes.
if this can be a bit of a lesson that - people dont like this, this is wrong- it *MIGHT* persuade her to stop putting out quite so much propaganda, because the type of easily led, autist, porno rotted psychos who do end up raping their family pet dog, or little sister/cousin- instead of fighting to keep their sick urges in control, they see people cheering them on from twitter, saying actually its totally fine and not your fault and everyone else is a bigot!-

Staph is part of a tide of people encouraging this shit, pretty directly, and anything that stems that- even if its through the simple selfish sting of not getting something she wants, is to be welcomed.

The real MVPs as it comes to kiwis helping animals, has got to be the Million Pity / monkey torture arrests recently.
that was some very detailed, hard, horrific work, with immense real world effects.

staph is a cringe loser and its marginally great that she doenst get a kitty cat to make miserable, but the monkey torture things is a brilliant example of exceptional kiwi charity
 
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Welcome everyone here from the featured. I should point out that Gyro here (which is how they pronounce their name "Yarrow"), is not a real zoophile. They just really want to fit in with zoophiles and decided to label themselves a "non-rose" zoophile. What does that mean? "Non-romantic, non-sexual" zoophile.
Which makes exactly as much sense as it sounds and is consistently the kind of non-logic our favorite cow here uses on a daily basis.

Kick your feet back, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
these type of people never cease to amaze me with the things they can make up. that being said if they do not wish to be treated like a zoophile maybe stop trying to claim you are one. it seems like a pretty simple solution to be honest. but i am assuming this person is not the brightest.
 
Wow it’s been a hot minute since I’ve been reminded about this paragon of humanity, glad to see she’s gotten even worse than before.

Necrophilia, pedophilia and now zoophilia, she really has hit the trifecta now.

Is there any other sexual deviancy that she hasn’t touched base on yet? If so who wants to start placing bets on when that will occur?
 
Alright, so here's the thing.

I volunteer at a cat shelter, I wrote about it in other places. Nothing makes my blood boil more than seeing pets, especially cats, being abused, and I always make sure to spend time with those ones in particular even if it's just letting them sit around with a human and get used to a friendly one. I'm glad to report some recognize me if they're around long enough and become far more friendly once they see the vast majority of people are indeed loving and caring.

I truly wish for people like this Stephanie to roast in the pits of hell. If I could help her along, I wouldn't mind. People like her are the lowest of the low and deserve nothing but pain and contempt until they realize and change their evil ways.

By contrast, I shall applaud the Farms, all of you guys, for helping save Moose. I know common sense shall reign and it's better to never mention it, but if somehow a "Kiwi Farms is EVIL!!111" comes up in conversation, I shall explicitly point out they saved an innocent cat from a zoophilic sadist and tell them to provide backup to their claims while I'll gladly do so for mine. And thankfully even crazy people that tend to demonize us still have enough morality when it comes to animals, and so they shall fall silent, and perhaps, think more critically.

You guys did good. Thank you. You made today a good day for me. And as someone who works at a shelter, again, I can assure you many more pets than you think are happily adopted, far quicker than you think, and I have no doubts Moose will find his true home soon. He'll be okay, thanks to you all. Well done.
ohshit, i forgot the whole reason i replied in the first place to you

as an animal shelter insider, can you tell us if there is any framework for info sharing about nutters / a Do-not-adopt list / how this might have looked from the inside, and wether it is likely that the shelter will have taken steps to enact anything broader than just rejecting her here?
 
“Attracted to spirits”
:story:
That’s not a thing, faggot.
These people are insufferable. Lots of “well ackshually I wouldn’t really fuck a cat…”
Exodus 22:19: Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
Another win for the kee wee fahms
Mah boi she has been at this for years, you saying it won't change her mind. Also she's a satanist and would take the religious thing as her being "right".
 
L8 and gay as usual but good! I'm glad Moose is free of this cunt. He was a very handsome and sweet-looking young man of a kitty. Hope he finds a forever home soon.

I dont think Staph actually has it in her to fuck a cat. It's like being performatively bisexual except instead of lying about eating figurative pussy she's lying about eating literal pussy for clout. By and large I think she is totally impotent and it enrages her as it might a man.

As much as she says she's into metal, a lot of metalheads (from my experience) tend to not really give a shit about politics either way, first it was the Satanic Panic and their old fuddy-duddy parents accusing them of devil worship, now it's the SJWs calling them misogynists and Nazis, so they tend to cop it from both sides. Sure there probably are woke metalheads as woke ideology attracts a lot of alternative, anti establishment types (who don't realise they've become the establishment and the sort of ultra-religious types they're rebelling against are a minority now) but most just want to enjoy their music and be left alone. Therefore it's likely once she starts rambling about her long list of identities your average metalhead is going to nope the fuck out of trying to be friends.
I've met metalheads from all across the spectrum and more than I'd like who would be receptive to Staph for more than the briefest encounter. Because of everything you detailed above we're an accepting subculture to a fault though how much depends on what music you gravitate towards. The scene does take all types at the end of the day though and that's something I really do love about it.
Lots of FTMs in certain subsets. Plenty of MTFs looking to become the big titty goth gf they never had in others. Staph could definitely find a niche if she wanted to. But she doesn't because ultimately she isn't looking for community or even music per-se. It's all a LARP.

It's spring, aka kitten season, now so if she can't find a cat on her own before the end of fall she doesn't deserve to have one.
Scooped my babies up off the street almost exactly a year ago. Fucking queens of my house. Just bought 'em a $70 water fountain cause they won't drink from a bowl and I love them so much they can just HAVE my paycheck at this point. Spoiled brats. I'll be buying them caviar next.
Total up front cost to aquire these two lovely beasts was $10 each for the spay which the SPCA did for a donation because they were strays.
Literally just... go outside and grab a cat Staph. The universe provides cats. It's one of the only things it's good for.
 
Wow it’s been a hot minute since I’ve been reminded about this paragon of humanity, glad to see she’s gotten even worse than before.

Necrophilia, pedophilia and now zoophilia, she really has hit the trifecta now.

Is there any other sexual deviancy that she hasn’t touched base on yet? If so who wants to start placing bets on when that will occur?
She is also sexually attracted to trees and spirits of serial killers, oh and a pop singer.
And Loki.
Because of course.
She is also a succubus, despite claiming to be transmasc, and part cat with a spirit child or some shit.
Also her last cat died due to neglect because her mom is suffering from cancer and she's too much of a tard to notice a cat in kidney failure. She also picked at his feet a lot.
 
The crazy thing about the Kiwi Farms is that sometimes, it achieves a genuine act of benevolence.
The funny part is it might not even be us, we're pretty fuckin sure some of her trolls and even her dad are trying to gatekeep. If it was a farmer, they were just the final nail.
She had been stuck waiting for 3 weeks so I think they were just waiting on more proof.
 
It's all a LARP.
Staph’s (true) autobiography title ⭐

She’s a cis het perisex white woman— aka, a very average and normal chick from USA. She likes true crime, random hot white actors or dead guys, and cats. Literally nothing special. That’s why she has to be the victimist ever.

Scratch out “You’re Not Cis, You Just Think You Are,” there’s a better book in town.
 
The funny part is it might not even be us, we're pretty fuckin sure some of her trolls and even her dad are trying to gatekeep. If it was a farmer, they were just the final nail.
She had been stuck waiting for 3 weeks so I think they were just waiting on more proof.
Yes, important distinction. We don't touch the cows. Nonetheless, the benevolent act was achieved indirectly, as a result of KF's actions. I still think that's commendable.
 
Yes, important distinction. We don't touch the cows. Nonetheless, the benevolent act was achieved indirectly, as a result of KF's actions. I still think that's commendable.
Oh definitely, and I know anyone who did it would never come forward to admit it. Still, important distinction as you said.
This is the... what, 3rd? 5th? Adoption agency she was declined from? And they were the most lenient. Who holds a potential person on the hook for 3 weeks lmfao. They even required you have references n shit.
 
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