Are you lost needing femoid advice post here - For the poor bastard's who dare or are just curious

[Justa Grata Honoria]

My girlfriend said I smelled like a baby last night, like an actual infant. I wasn't wearing any product of any kind and I didn't shower that day because I had to rush going to work. What did she mean by this?

Probably that you are on physical level compatible. Usually if you are compatible your personal smell is not stinky when they smell you. I had this problem with my ex husband he always smelled fine to me even after 3 days of no showering while my ex before him stank to me even few hours after showering. You can now reproduce

 

[Susanna]

I guess it would be hypocritical of me to say I’m disgusted by men who simp for cluster b bitches, most of my steam friend list are such men, but yeah, they’re pretty pathetic.

Your affection is one-sided. By all means give her money, just don’t expect anyone to respect you for it, least of all her.

 

[pork and beans]

it's wanting to feel like you are not a monster & someone is happy to see you & see you as a human being who deserves love.

im late and gay to this but if this is what you want then you should temporally ditch the love quest and focus on your friendships.

good friends will bring you that. If your current friends aren't happy to see you and don't love you, they aren't good friends. If they do but it's not enough for you, then that might mean you need internal validation instead of external; in which case a girlfriend won't do anything to you either. if you don't have friends, try to meet new people and befriend some.

And, maybe, if you befriend women a relationship might bloom. But don't expect that meeting a woman (or building a life with one) will solve your issues; that will probably lead you to idealize her, resent her or both, which will stop you from treating her right.

 

[Gingervitis]

I don’t feel like reading all 93 pages, so idk if this was asked already. What do women think of men with weird fetishes? I’m talking mildly weird shit like anal or women fighting each other, and not something deranged like diaper stuff or guro.

 

[pork and beans]

I don’t feel like reading all 93 pages, so idk if this was asked already. What do women think of men with weird fetishes? I’m talking mildly weird shit like anal or women fighting each other, and not something deranged like diaper stuff or guro.

well, it's weird. What do you want us to say?

LOL to give an actual answer I would say it depends both on the person and how much they like you. There will be women out there that don't care that much, especially if they are interested in the man as a person and are willing to ignore it/put up with it, then others will get the ick and will be unable to move past it.

And there is a small minority of women that are bound to have weird and deranged fetishes as well. Even if it is less common for women to be sex pests. Do with that what you will.

But buddy, i am here to tell you that anal is definitely deranged.

 

[Gingervitis]

well, it's weird. What do you want us to say?

Ok to give an actual answer I would say it depends on the person (woman) and how much they like you. I there are women out there that don't care that much, especially if they are interested in the man as a person and are willing to ignore it/put up with it, then others will get the ick and will be unable to move past it.

But buddy, i am here to tell you that anal is definitely deranged.

Yeah, anal weirds me out too. You’re shoving your dick where the shit comes out. I just brought anal up as an example. Mind, this is coming from someone who likes a good ass on a woman.

 

[rotpocket]

I don’t feel like reading all 93 pages, so idk if this was asked already. What do women think of men with weird fetishes? I’m talking mildly weird shit like anal or women fighting each other, and not something deranged like diaper stuff or guro.

It depends on the fetish and how prevalent it is on the daily. Got a foot thing and wanna lotion her feet now and then before sex?? Probably fine. Got a thing for being beaten and can't maintain an erection without it? Ew.

 

[JamusActimus]

It depends on the fetish and how prevalent it is on the daily. Got a foot thing and wanna lotion her feet now and then before sex?? Probably fine. Got a thing for being beaten and can't maintain an erection without it? Ew.

Yeah as a foot guy, it has always been easy to explain it.

When I explain it to a woman by argument is mostly this:

You put so much effort into your feet, is that weird to be attracted to them? You put cream on them to keep them soft, remove calluses and bunions, put nail polish and sometimes wear toe rings and anklets.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

I don’t feel like reading all 93 pages, so idk if this was asked already. What do women think of men with weird fetishes? I’m talking mildly weird shit like anal or women fighting each other, and not something deranged like diaper stuff or guro.

Since when is anal harmless and mildly weird shit ? Fuck me it used to be done by only prostitutes and catholics. Anal can lead to serious injury and prolapse. Btw to answer your question mileage may vary i would say my measuring stick would be can you do this daily because if you have kids you can bet your lilly ass it will be on the table because men rarely make it " just a fantazy" they will push you around and even use your kids against you to get their dick wet the way they want it. For me anal is okay as long as is his asshole in question not mine i might throw in kick on the balls for making me do it .

Yeah as a foot guy, it has always been easy to explain it.

When I explain it to a woman by argument is mostly this:

You put so much effort into your feet, is that weird to be attracted to them? You put cream on them to keep them soft, remove calluses and bunions, put nail polish and sometimes wear toe rings and anklets.

Thanks for telling us that you are another pornsick guy . Fucking degenerate.

 

[JamusActimus]

Since when is anal harmless and mildly weird shit ? Fuck me it used to be done by only prostitutes and catholics. Anal can lead to serious injury and prolapse. Btw to answer your question mileage may vary i would say my measuring stick would be can you do this daily because if you have kids you can bet your lilly ass it will be on the table because men rarely make it " just a fantazy" they will push you around and even use your kids against you to get their dick wet the way they want it. For me anal is okay as long as is his asshole in question not mine i might throw in kick on the balls for making me do it .

Thanks for telling us that you are another pornsick guy . Fucking degenerate.

Yeah I have the most common fetish men have. I am totally a weirdo gooner.

You posted on this very thread how your meds made you impotent so I don't think you can understand.

 

[Susanna]

For me anal is okay as long as is his asshole in question not mine i might throw in kick on the balls for making me do it .

At least then one of the parties involved will be enjoying it. Women don't have prostates.
More accurate terms are buggery and sodomy.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

At least then one of the parties involved will be enjoying it. Women don't have prostates.
More accurate terms are buggery and sodomy.

to be fair either way the woman doesnt enjoy its very rare women to enjoy getting their ass railed, at least the chance for injuries are shifted to the man .

 

[Teghern]

Yeah I have the most common fetish men have. I am totally a weirdo gooner.

Footfags land somewhere between assblasters and furries on the deviancy scale, not explicitly homosexual but certainly extremely gay.
Always starts with "harmless" massaging and before you know it you've got toes in forbidden orifices.

to be fair either way the woman doesnt enjoy its very rare women to enjoy getting their ass railed, at least the chance for injuries are shifted to the man .

As I understand it for actual women it's apparently a masochism thing they have to adapt to unlike for fags who actually benefit from the boypussy stimulation, still a poopy stinky butthole though I never understood the appeal.

 

[Chromeo]

Yeah as a foot guy, it has always been easy to explain it.

When I explain it to a woman by argument is mostly this:

You put so much effort into your feet, is that weird to be attracted to them? You put cream on them to keep them soft, remove calluses and bunions, put nail polish and sometimes wear toe rings and anklets.

I don't know any women that go as far as toe rings, but if you were with a woman who liked you and was cool with your fetishes, she'd probably start taking advanced care of her feet because she knows you like them.

As I understand it for actual women it's apparently a masochism thing they have to adapt to unlike for fags who actually benefit from the boypussy stimulation, still a poopy stinky butthole though I never understood the appeal.

I think the more removed you get from actual human sexuality (pornsick basically) the less disgusted you get by anal. Actresses cleaned out from A to Z, anime girls who will never shit in their lives, increasing need for harder stuff just to get off, etc. It all creates an idea of anal just being spicy vaginal, some kind of extra no-no hole that isn't based on real experience but in pornography and fantasy.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

I have only one fetish, I want the woman to tell me she loves me as we're cuddling. Nothing more. Seriously nothing more, all of the typical fetishes seem degenerate to be perfectly honest.

 

[BLACKHAWK_Entropy]

My girlfriend said I smelled like a baby last night, like an actual infant. I wasn't wearing any product of any kind and I didn't shower that day because I had to rush going to work. What did she mean by this?

if your girl isnt stacy, that's a compliment probably.

I also have question for girls, is it true that once you go black never go back?

 

[grimacefetishist]

I exclusively hate Laotians

You live in Minnesota or something? That's some pretty specific racism

 

[rotpocket]

if your girl isnt stacy, that's a compliment probably.

I also have question for girls, is it true that once you go black never go back?

Not true. Black men are disappointing size wise as well as personality wise. They also have a weird smell to them. Gone on dates with 3 different black guys, all 3 had this underlying smell I couldn't place, all 3 from well to do families and upbringings so couldn't blame poverty or lower class for the smell. It's hard to describe. Greasy smelling in a way, kind of.. acidic-ish, musky I guess? But not in the hot way

 

[Gingervitis]

Not true. Black men are disappointing size wise as well as personality wise. They also have a weird smell to them. Gone on dates with 3 different black guys, all 3 had this underlying smell I couldn't place, all 3 from well to do families and upbringings so couldn't blame poverty or lower class for the smell. It's hard to describe. Greasy smelling in a way, kind of.. acidic-ish, musky I guess? But not in the hot way

You know what, question to black women- do you guys prefer black guys or white guys?

 

[umami's milk]

black women

On the farms? Lol. Try Lipstick Alley, you'll have better luck there.

It's strange that Lipstick Alley is practically a black Kiwifarms and yet it enjoys around 4x the active userbase than we do.