Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Arkin O'Brien]

Am late and gay but thank god the shelter finally told her to fuck off!

Imagine being a normie shelter employee, having to sift through a sea of screencapped horror relating to that one particular fat sped that just won't leave you alone. There's no end to it. And then you find out that there's a thread. A near 1500 page archive, solely dedicated to this retard's brokebrained perversions and idiocy.

that must've been some Apocalypse Now existential despair, realizing that dumpy autistic Yeerow was a potential animal rapist.

Of course, we know she's just an edgy retard who collects labels because she has no personality, but a normie wouldn't know that. They're gonna see the word 'zoophile' posted to her twitter and immediately decide she's an animal fucker.

thank god she was dumb enough to keep arguing that zoophiles dindu nuffin when she knew the shelter was investigating her.

 

[pink cigarettes]

The bottom line imo is that if she got a cat it could literally be starving to death and dying of multiple organ failure right next to her, and her idea of moving mountains and "fighting like hell" for it would be to sit in her room on the internet having lots of feelings. She would dramatically ebeg, blaming others, and people would be horrified at her irresponsibility and the suffering of an animal, so they would give her money.
If it wasn't enough money or the cat died anyway, she'd go REEEEEEEEEE everywhere online about it some more.
She thinks her ability to have dramatic emotions and willingness to chimp out and crowd fund means she's able and even entitled to have a pet.

Bitch, this isn't normal. It isn't love, it isn't "fighting like hell," it's just chimping out online. Imagine thinking you're a warrior and fighter for the pet you want but your badass willingness to do anything for it doesn't even involve picking up a few shifts in the stockroom of a grocery store.

 

[Hellfire Club]

Google's first page. C'mon Stephanie....stop the "someone called the shelter to call me zoo" act. They googled you and well,...you indeed can't pay rent

 

[Quack_Quack]

She is very familiar with all the labels. She autistically assigns herself dozens of them, new ones all the time (each represented by a flag pin on her fedoras). A few off the top of my head are aro-ace demi-transmasc enby succubi bxygender ferngender objectumphile hybristophile. Oh, and also a Druid, and a Viking, and she's married to Jeffery Dahmer.

She's basically like if Tumblr was made into a person, and that person looked like they had Down's syndrome.

An insufferable cunt then.

Staph possibly wouldn't have nonced the cat- she could probably eventually be talked into doing something fucky with it, anything for attention;

Shed have peeled his feetpads because she's fucking demented

 

[Poonocchio]

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Google's first page. C'mon Stephanie....stop the "someone called the shelter to call me zoo" act. They googled you and well,...you indeed can't pay rent

It's just astounding, isn't it? On one hand she massively plays victim when people "attack" her for her weird "fetishes" and grossness that she actively shares, yet on the other she can't understand why a shelter/anyone would see those oversharings with a simple name search and nope the fuck out of there. A true lolcow. Yet another one who hates the Farms simply for sharing their own words and holding the mirror up to their stupid faces. Many such cases.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Stephanie: "I'm so spooky. I'm a nasty satanic pervert who ought to be feared. Look at me with a troon flag up my ass. I like to publicly write and defend porn about fucking animals and kids. I have no money. I can't pay my rent. I brag about having multiple mental illnesses. I have sex all the time...for pretend, with ghost of a steroid porno version of Jeffrey Dahmer, a pedophile rapist cannibal. I demand the state recognize how disabled I am and support me. Here are my hairy testosterone boobs. I groom kids. I can't get a job. I'm a total outsider. LOOK AT ME"
Pet store: uh....yeah, no cat for you
Stephanie: *shockedpikachu.jpg*

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

Shed have peeled his feetpads because she's fucking demented

I love cats, animals really. Nothing makes me want to fedpost more than animal abusers. I'm glad this story had a happy ending.

I love how Nazi has become a politized term to include 'anything and anyone I don't like'. You kitty saving nazis!

 

[JaneThough]

Staph will never ever understand that it’s her desperate need to be different that did this. What’s the word for someone who loves their pets but doesn’t want to fuck them? LITERALLY EVERY NORMAL PERSON WITH A PET. But nooooo Staph is actually non-rose zoophile, but cries oppression when people rightfully see “zoophile” and run.

Like, Staph, if a guy shows up and says he’s a non-rose pedo, do you think it’s safe to leave a kid with him?

the fucked up thing is she might think it is safe. Thank god no kids are in her vicinity

 

[Poonocchio]

Stephanie

Don't forget the super womb cursing. Never forget the spoopy cursing.

@JaneThough the fucked up thing is she might think it is safe. Thank god no kids are in her vicinity

I honestly don't doubt she would at least  say she thinks it's safe.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I love cats, animals really.

Thankyou for trusting us here, to come out as a aromantic asexual non-contact zoophiliac!
Turns out there's a lot of us

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

Thanks to people who saved the poor animal!

 

[MidZeRo]

The Internet was a mistake.
Thrse people have to feel so fucking unique and special. How. How do you have a sexuality that is "asexual" that is WITHIN another sexuality?!
Fucking HATE these people! Everyone's gotta be so fucking SPSHEL! Look everyone, I love animals and ghost spirits and I'm a fucking witch!
I'm not saying that I agree with animal fuckery, I'm just saying there's non offending Zoophiles and I support them!
I guess I'll call myself a asexincestophile because I have kids and I have a loving bond for them, but like not a romantic one! PUT IT IN MY BIO!

 

[moorhen]

How do you have a sexuality that is "asexual" that is WITHIN another sexuality?!

She’s not even asexual, she just uses it as an excuse for why nobody wants to fuck her, instead of her being repulsive.

For the newbies in the thread, she’s sexually attracted to the following people (men):

• Michael Jackson
• Adam Driver
• Clay Aiken
• Heath Ledger
• Jeffrey Dahmer
• Richard Ramirez

Michael Jackson ghost husbando is still my favourite. He’s currently banished to the shadow realm for giving her trauma by making her groom a child and call people niggers on tumblr.
Recently she made the ghost of Richard Ramirez go on a punishment trip because of Michael Jackson, because he was talking to him, or something?
Rape and murder? That’s okay, but do NOT talk to the ghost of Michael Jackson.

Still hoping he comes back one day. Miss you, Peter. The other ghost husbands are boring.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Welcome everyone here from the featured. I should point out that Gyro here (which is how they pronounce their name "Yarrow"), is not a real zoophile. They just really want to fit in with zoophiles and decided to label themselves a "non-rose" zoophile. What does that mean? "Non-romantic, non-sexual" zoophile.
Which makes exactly as much sense as it sounds and is consistently the kind of non-logic our favorite cow here uses on a daily basis.

Kick your feet back, grab some popcorn and enjoy.

Why would that which is not, label themselves as that which is? It's kind of a truism with paraphiles that they are what they choose to join and support. This isn't "zoophiles seem like nice people. I want to hang with them"

 

[Chromeo]

She’s not even asexual, she just uses it as an excuse for why nobody wants to fuck her, instead of her being repulsive.

For the newbies in the thread, she’s sexually attracted to the following people (men):

• Michael Jackson
• Adam Driver
• Clay Aiken
• Heath Ledger
• Jeffrey Dahmer
• Richard Ramirez

Michael Jackson ghost husbando is still my favourite. He’s currently banished to the shadow realm for giving her trauma by making her groom a child and call people niggers on tumblr.
Recently she made the ghost of Richard Ramirez go on a punishment trip because of Michael Jackson, because he was talking to him, or something?
Rape and murder? That’s okay, but do NOT talk to the ghost of Michael Jackson.

Still hoping he comes back one day. Miss you, Peter. The other ghost husbands are boring.

She called people niggas on DeviantArt, it's even dumber than tumblr. Recently one of the kids from back then actually talked to her on Tumblr (and Stephanie was so delusional there was no point in trying to get closure,) but the original Niggening happened on DA.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

edit: LMAO

>I have been very vocal about my relationship with the Norse God Loki on my pagan blog.
>as a mental health advocate,

lmao

>And AGAIN, my dad gives me the lecture "just don't go on the internet"

retards like this always have the most kind, patient, good-hearted, saintly parents who are just trying to give them good advice while they invent stunning new ways to throw their life down the shitter. be an asshole to your kids, folks. it builds character.

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

Google's first page. C'mon Stephanie....stop the "someone called the shelter to call me zoo" act. They googled you and well,...you indeed can't pay rent

aww, that’s my post!

her idea of moving mountains and "fighting like hell" for it would be to sit in her room on the internet having lots of feelings. She would dramatically ebeg, blaming others, and people would be horrified at her irresponsibility and the suffering of an animal, so they would give her money.

Yes, and that’s exactly why she should not have a cat. She can’t afford it, bottom line. She has so much shit in her apartment that the cat could get into and get sick— and god, cats get into everything. They are toddlers. Anyone with cats knows this.

Cats hide illness. But you know what? Attentive owners notice. You can give kidney issue cats fluids at home (transdermal), wet food, etc. and they could live for many, many years after diagnosis and into double digits. She killed her cat in 5y at only 8yo. He had those issues for less than a year.

She’s not responsible. She thinks they’re toys.

She wasn’t even there for when they euthanized him. She doesn’t care. She didn’t fight for him.

That’s a lot of what pisses me off about her and this cat escapade.

edit: removed my power level lol

 

[JaneThough]

The Internet was a mistake.
Thrse people have to feel so fucking unique and special. How. How do you have a sexuality that is "asexual" that is WITHIN another sexuality?!
Fucking HATE these people! Everyone's gotta be so fucking SPSHEL! Look everyone, I love animals and ghost spirits and I'm a fucking witch!
I'm not saying that I agree with animal fuckery, I'm just saying there's non offending Zoophiles and I support them!
I guess I'll call myself a asexincestophile because I have kids and I have a loving bond for them, but like not a romantic one! PUT IT IN MY BIO!

Never forget that she has self dxed CPTSD because she thought about her dad molesting her.

 

[Pruto]

What kind of evil hate site are we now? We'll have to murder at least 3 troons now to make up for this shit.

 

[Bitch I eat people]

Thank god moose is safe from her skin picking, dirty ass hands. I'm going to celebrate by buying a few bags of treats to drop off at the shelter on my way home from work.
Someone should tell Stuff about those skin picking stones. It's puff paint on pumice stone so she can harmlessly pick to her gross little heart's content. Plus, it's messy as hell so she'd be right in her element. I think there's like textured trays they put the puff paint on too.