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[glass_houses]

"She even went back to work so that I can focus on my transition"
So he's staying at home jerking off in a dress while she took up a job to support them? Insane

How much you want to bet that she was a stay at home mum to their kids, and did everything in and around the house? Now that she's gone back to work, what are the chances that he'll step up and take care of the house in her stead?

 

[Potato Burrito]

Pooner tries to catfish women on tinder, gets kicked out by an actual women after undressing

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She has an obsession with jean overalls for some reason. I don't think I've seen anyone over the age of 5 wear them

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If it weren't for the hands in the second pic I would find it very difficult to believe this is a true and honest pooner rather than a regular old Reddit coomer writing that happened stories he can jerk off to. Just me?

 

[and I must scream]

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It's not enough that she accepted his transition, she has to change herself and her own identity to accommodate his.

I pity his wife. 22 years of marriage. They probably have children together. It's very hard to leave after so much time together, but I hope she will, at the end.

If it weren't for the hands in the second pic I would find it very difficult to believe this is a true and honest pooner rather than a regular old Reddit coomer writing that happened stories he can jerk off to. Just me?

Not just you, she is passing really well. I can actually believe the other woman thought she was a man. I wonder what she looked like before.

By the way, it sounds like a horror story if you think of it from the side of the other woman. She went out with a guy she really liked, they get into action, and then... The guy doesn't have a penis. Like seriously, imagine it.

 

[Pelican Bones]

"She even went back to work so that I can focus on my transition"
So he's staying at home jerking off in a dress while she took up a job to support them? Insane

She's going to leave him. Step one is getting herself financially secure. She will let him think whatever he wants until she's ready.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Super Fabio 64

I love this so much, it wasn't enough that she had to put up with him being a faggot, he just had to push it further and say "Oh no sweetie, you are a lesbian now and if you don't accept that I might kill myself".

I bet you anything that she is already lining up the replacement.

 

[DSHK]

It's not enough that she accepted his transition, she has to change herself and her own identity to accommodate his.

I pity his wife. 22 years of marriage. They probably have children together. It's very hard to leave after so much time together, but I hope she will, at the end.


Not just you, she is passing really well. I can actually believe the other woman thought she was a man. I wonder what she looked like before.

By the way, it sounds like a horror story if you think of it from the side of the other woman. She went out with a guy she really liked, they get into action, and then... The guy doesn't have a penis. Like seriously, imagine it.

Thats why troons get murdered when its a fag in a dress that tricked a straight guy

 

[Deer Warts]

If I've got my science right, our "base" model is, essentially, female, with the embryo/fetus/whatever stage it's at becoming virilized by the testosterone at the point where it switches on. Later, there's much more room for the XX model human body to respond to T than for the XY body to respond to E. The XY grow boobs from pre-existing tissue present in both sexes, but (dick stunting in pre-teens aside) that's the greatest physical change. The XX change is far more pronounced, from head to toe: hair loss, hair growth, muscle growth, voice change, and "bottom growth".

To be totally honest, when I look at this person's face alone, it's very hard to sketch out a female. Definitely the hand in the second pic, maybe the mouth in the first pic. Something about the way they're sitting, plus the hand, in the third pic. This is either a) a lying man, or b) an exceptionally horsey but not unattractive woman whose body had a pronounced response to T. Also we have no idea how tall this person is.

I'm overthinking this but again, to be honest, based on these photos alone I'd absolutely lose my shit to discover this person had no dick. In order to shore up my own sanity/be able to trust my own judgment in the face of future opposite-sex adventures, I've had to entertain this rumination on the far more dramatic impact of male hormones on female bodies, than vice versa.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Pooner tries to catfish women on tinder, gets kicked out by an actual women after undressing

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She has an obsession with jean overalls for some reason. I don't think I've seen anyone over the age of 5 wear them

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I’m really glad the date threw a fit rather than meekly apologizing for not being attracted to the pooner.

“You left your socks. I threw them out. I’m not a lesbian.” Is good random.txt fodder.

 

[Law]

So did that guy who was breastfeeding his wifes newborn baby for Onlyfans go to jail for child endangerment yet?

No, only women get arrested for using drugs while breastfeeding. It's ok if a man does it. Transgenderism is about men getting to do what they want all the time, and if you tell a man "no", it's a hate crime.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

i was hurt and offended that no one cared about me or my feelings.

How can anyone experience, think, write and post something like this and still be utterly convinced that they were supposed to be born a man?

Ask the entire population of any country of your choosing if a man or a woman wrote that and I guarantee that close to 100% will pick the latter.

 

[Geraldine]

Problematic you say? Oh no, not problematic.
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Spoiler: Full text. Longish.

TW: Transphobia.

Sorry just venting.

So, me and my partner met a couple of years back and they identified as FTM. I have recently come as a MTF (I had done before but my life wasn't right at that time).

We had a baby late last year and since then they have questioned they're transition and have come out as detrans. Which obviously doesn't bother me as I am in love with them.

But since this detransition they've started saying some really TERF-y stuff. Like tonight we had a discussion where they just randomly said that they don't believe trans women are women (essentially) whilst I can agree the experiences of trans women and cis women is different in aspects, to claim that trans women aren't women is wild to me.

They also agree that everyone should have a safe space even if they're transphobic or homophobic and they also want to argue about how the detrans community isn't riddled in transphobia "because not all detrans people are."

But yeah, I'm unsure how to move forward because obviously I'm going to further socially and medically transition and they're transphobia might become stronger.

I can't really leave because they have some medical issues after the birth and can't look after our baby alone and we have no family support. It also means me being homeless as I've not got any money and haven't had the chance to get a job because I've practically become a full time carer for them. When I try and call them out on it, I get the usually "you're just a snowflake." Or I'm childish or I've not transitioned yet so that invalidates my feelings and experience. They also say stuff like not everyone who disagrees with you is a TERF or hateful and I'm like I know but people who say TERF-Y things may be.

I've been left wing since I was 18 (when I educated myself on politics) before that I didn't really understand it so didn't get involved. But yeah I think I'm just going to be stuck in a relationship with a transphobe and that scares me and if we eventually break up they may use my transition as a weapon to stop me seeing my child.

But yeah, I don't understand why detransition has made them suddenly just become TERF-y but yeah...

Gee that sucks.
Partner trying to be sane as a result of giving birth.
Thinking of the baby perhaps? Not him.

 

[¨¨¨]

If it weren't for the hands in the second pic I would find it very difficult to believe this is a true and honest pooner rather than a regular old Reddit coomer writing that happened stories he can jerk off to. Just me?

Not just you, she is passing really well. I can actually believe the other woman thought she was a man. I wonder what she looked like before.

A couple of carefully staged selfies taken from a single angle rarely tell much about how they "pass" IRL,after all they don't really show how tall she is,whether she has a frog/helium voice,her hip/shoulder-ratio,hand and feet size etc.

Passing basically means that you can hold a 5 minute face-to-face conversation IRL with someone without having any good reason to suspect that they're trans,and very few trannies would succeed in doing that.

 

[The Noticer]

"She even went back to work so that I can focus on my transition"
So he's staying at home jerking off in a dress while she took up a job to support them? Insane

It's life saving jerking off in a dress

 

[TyrasGuard]

But yeah, I don't understand why detransition has made them suddenly just become TERF-y but yeah...

Wow they really can't connect the dots holy shit.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Problematic you say? Oh no, not problematic

Just keeping all those they/them/they're/theirs straight (which he fails at repeatedly, LOL) is already too much for our wannabee fair maiden. Isn't being ditzy supposed to follow after getting cross sex hormones?

They also agree that everyone should have a safe space even if they're transphobic or homophobic and they also want to argue about how the detrans community isn't riddled in transphobia "because not all detrans people are."

That's a particularly tough one to decipher grammatically. Which they? Who they? She/her they? Or ambiguous other people they? Not that it matters. His GF has been redpilled by r/detrans and by her pregnancy and childbirth. Gaining reality and losing patience.

I can't really leave because they have some medical issues after the birth and can't look after our baby alone and we have no family support. It also means me being homeless as I've not got any money and haven't had the chance to get a job because I've practically become a full time carer for them. When I try and call them out on it, I get the usually "you're just a snowflake." Or I'm childish or I've not transitioned yet so that invalidates my feelings and experience. They also say stuff like not everyone who disagrees with you is a TERF or hateful and I'm like I know but people who say TERF-Y things may be.

"Snowfake"?! Kek. Keep an eye out for updates from this one. Pretty soon we'll learn that the detrans FTM reconciled with her family and either left with the bambini or showed him the door. And that she's now a hateful TERF too.

 

[skunt]

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This has to be a troll, it ticks all the boxes.

found the thread: https://old.reddit.com/r/askAGP/comments/1bjmzr2/im_a_trans_woman_my_wife_wont_accept_that_she_is/
OP deleted it, only 2 replies.

You're a heterosexual man engaged in a fantasy. Your wife is under no obligation to play along. Stop bullying her, and prepare yourself for divorce, as that's what's on the cards next.

 

[GumballFapper]

If it weren't for the hands in the second pic I would find it very difficult to believe this is a true and honest pooner rather than a regular old Reddit coomer writing that happened stories he can jerk off to. Just me?

Yeah, she's the very rare high effort pooner. Reminds me of this part of the YWNBAW copypasta except genderswapped

"even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound."

Even the best passing pooners will get exposed the moment they unleash their poon or rotdog in bed.

 

[Murry Loon]

Pooner tries to catfish women on tinder, gets kicked out by an actual women after undressing

if this is actually real, I'll give her credit: she looks like a man who's two weeks from having his egg cracked and trooning out

 

[SnergenFlergen]

I don't understand why detransition has made them suddenly just become TERF-y

Very easily explainable.

Nobody hates a cult more than it's ex-members who have had the blinkers taken off. When you start to question your own trans-ness, it follows that you would also start to question it in others too. Now that she has realised that she was a woman all along and has given birth to a child, she's no longer interested in this shit-for-brains and his LARP as a retard woman with a penis. None of that matters now- she wants and needs him to step up and be a man and a father, or fuck off and let someone else pick up the baton.

If this guy cared about the wellbeing of his child one iota, he would happily take either course of action. Sadly I suspect he'll take the third option- fail to realise and embrace his obsolescence in this new dynamic and entrap her for the rest of her days in endless legal battles, with the child in the middle of it all. Neither parent is blameless here- she willingly let a troon stick his girldick in her and is going to discover the entirely predictable consequences of doing so.

Poor kiddo, though. Many such cases.

 

[tZir]

Zero shock. a woman gives birth and wakes the fuck up. happens a lot. a girl I used to go to highschool with was a reaaaally loose party girl, she got pregnant, and suddenly she got all her fucking shit together and became quite the woman. Pregnancy changes women. Being a mother changes women. it should men too. it's, like, a shitton of responsibility and suddenly you cant afford to be fooling around with your gender identity or weird ideologies that don't work like "enbydemiqueer" something.

must've been a wake up call. like, yeah she felt trans but suddenly she's living the womanliest of the womanliest experiences a woman can ever experience, and bam. reality hit her. good for her! unironically you go, woman.