Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[GumballFapper]

Weirdly there's a part of me that's almost jealous of Chibi. Barring his job and his mother (who he claims to hate??) he's got nothing tying him down to his current life, so he really could just up sticks and move his entire existence over to Japan. If only he wasn't a complete and utter sperg who self-sabotages at every possible turn he could lead a pretty fulfilling life. I guess that's what keeps me interested in watching how he fucks his life up next.

He's like Chris before Bob's death. He can only afford to be a carefree manbaby because of his tard-wrangling mother. Reminder that it was his mother who stopped the 8k$ loan Chibi almost took from a loan shark for Yooka-Laylee, and it was his mother who cancelled his 5k$ "personal trainer" at the gym.

I am also jealous of his job but this retard has been trying to sabotage it for a while now by trying to kill the golden goose for a one-year Japan stint. "Easy come easy go" as they say, he's already living on borrowed time since all of his coworkers and bosses hate him. He is actively trying to leave, and once he leaves he will never ever get a job like this again (His previous jobs were minimum wage work at Burger King and he has no real education and skills)

 

[David Kirk Ginder]

It’s clear he never grew out of that phase of his life and that’s why despite arguing with her on stream and claiming to hate her online, he relies on her to do everything from arranging trips and job interviews to breaking up with his girlfriends for him.

Plural girlfriends? Could you remind me again who they were? I mean proper physical meet-up girlfriends, not fake online long distance ones.

The only one I remember is the autistic sounding blond one. I think they broke up because of this thread lmao (she was reading the contents of the thread I think live while Adam, was as usual absorbed in his vidya games). Anyway, if he wasn't autistic manchild, he should've kept her.

 

[Deez Nuts]

Plural girlfriends? Could you remind me again who they were? I mean proper physical meet-up girlfriends, not fake online long distance ones.

The only one I remember is the autistic sounding blond one. I think they broke up because of this thread lmao (she was reading the contents of the thread I think live while Adam, was as usual absorbed in his vidya games). Anyway, if he wasn't autistic manchild, he should've kept her.

I thought all the other ones were trolls. I don’t think he has ever had an actual real woman be interested in him since that one crazy clinger chick.

 

[Harm]

So did he just flunk out of game design school? Because I don't quite get how in his mind he's going to be an English teacher in a foreign land, a hobbyist cosplayer, a professional game designer, and a hilarious sex pest all at once.

 

[scallion]

So did he just flunk out of game design school? Because I don't quite get how in his mind he's going to be an English teacher in a foreign land, a hobbyist cosplayer, a professional game designer, and a hilarious sex pest all at once.

Considering he was constantly getting randos on discord to practically do his homework for him he eventually gave up, and grorious nippon overrode any previous ambitions he held (remember the Florida arc?)

 

[winterfag]

So did he just flunk out of game design school? Because I don't quite get how in his mind he's going to be an English teacher in a foreign land, a hobbyist cosplayer, a professional game designer, and a hilarious sex pest all at once.

He's clearly going to work at Nintendo while he's over there duh

 

[Falcon Sebben]

So did he just flunk out of game design school? Because I don't quite get how in his mind he's going to be an English teacher in a foreign land, a hobbyist cosplayer, a professional game designer, and a hilarious sex pest all at once.

He supposedly passed which is why he went to Japan afterwards. It was one part celebration on his part and one part a way to get out there and set up some interviews or at least that's what I think.

The whole point of working in Japan is you need a degree from a legit 4 year college. And like it or not, Full Sail qualifies as this at least as far as the US is concerned. Whether Japan agrees is a different story.

He's clearly going to work at Nintendo while he's over there duh

Yeah he'll be the guy that cleans the jizz off the Pokemon characters that perverts are always dry humping.

 

[SlipNHonkMach2]

You mean this video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cRJMc1-5fE

Safari hunting autistic weeb tourists is one of Japanese TV's favorite pastimes
Segment from 2006:

 

[Deez Nuts]

Safari hunting autistic weeb tourists is one of Japanese TV's favorite pastimes
Segment from 2006:

If you told me engineer Rick was related to Chibi I would have 100% believed you. This was amazing btw.

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

Safari hunting autistic weeb tourists is one of Japanese TV's favorite pastimes
Segment from 2006:

Sakoku 2 when?

 

[GumballFapper]

New chibi epiphanypost after a month of inactivity

> The sales job "decayed" my morals
Did AT&T also falsely claim that your old friend sexually assaulted you? Did AT&T force you to go after barely legal jailbail girls? Peak chibi morals

> I had to quit my hobby due to bullying
I assume by this "hobby" he means his failed streaming career. In this case his last stream was the one where he took 5 hours to cook takoyaki which had a total of 1 ween in the chat during the whole thing who got banned immediately. And you quit it because you were caught at colassalcon a few days later sending unsolicited dick pics

 

[Mike Hunt]

New chibi reflectionpost after a month of inactivity
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> The sales job "decayed" my morals
Did AT&T also falsely claim that your old friend sexually assaulted you? Did AT&T force you to go after barely legal jailbail girls? Peak chibi morals

> I had to quit my hobby due to bullying
I assume by this "hobby" he means his failed streaming career. In this case his last stream was the one where he took 5 hours to cook takoyaki which had a total of 1 ween in the chat during the whole thing who got banned immediately. And you quit it because you were caught at colassalcon a few days later sending unsolicited dick pics

I always find it hilarious how Adam keeps complaining about how his job rubs his moral compass wrong. There should be nothing morally reprehensible for him about pushing customers to pay more for services and products when he pretty much does the same in his free time - he forces himself into other people's lives regularly, even going so far as to send nudes no one asked for. That's way worse than making someone pay 10 bucks more for, I dunno, more mobile data or some shit like that.

 

[Bob Barbas]

New chibi epiphanypost after a month of inactivity
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> The sales job "decayed" my morals
Did AT&T also falsely claim that your old friend sexually assaulted you? Did AT&T force you to go after barely legal jailbail girls? Peak chibi morals

> I had to quit my hobby due to bullying
I assume by this "hobby" he means his failed streaming career. In this case his last stream was the one where he took 5 hours to cook takoyaki which had a total of 1 ween in the chat during the whole thing who got banned immediately. And you quit it because you were caught at colassalcon a few days later sending unsolicited dick pics

Is his profile picture Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel or am I retarded?
If so, completely tracks. Of course a faggy ass show like that would appeal to him.

EDIT: Wait a fucking second. Chibi had daddy issues didn't he? Oh my God! It makes total sense now!

 

[Tism the Return II]

New chibi epiphanypost after a month of inactivity
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> The sales job "decayed" my morals
Did AT&T also falsely claim that your old friend sexually assaulted you? Did AT&T force you to go after barely legal jailbail girls? Peak chibi morals

> I had to quit my hobby due to bullying
I assume by this "hobby" he means his failed streaming career. In this case his last stream was the one where he took 5 hours to cook takoyaki which had a total of 1 ween in the chat during the whole thing who got banned immediately. And you quit it because you were caught at colassalcon a few days later sending unsolicited dick pics

It only took Chibi finishing his degree with other people doing all the work for him to think that maybe, just maybe, he's not game developer material and it's not something he really wants to do. What a retard lol.

 

[Wodanaz]

Sad, but predictable. Maybe in another life, chibi was worth something.

 

[Harm]

Four years at a "for-profit" university for a useless vanity degree only to go "money shouldn't be made at someone else's expense!" Grow up, dipshit.

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

Chibi is also now endorsing his retard travel group to his FB friends because … Japan!!!

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Is his fb profile pic cropped porn?

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I'm suddenly reminded of that video where his mom's trying to talk some sense into him about not just goofing around at stupid o'clock because his dad would want better for him and him smugly replying "I have a life to live and I'm going to live it".

Glad to see you so fulfilled, King.

 

[winterfag]

My favorite part of the (literally) autistic Japan tour was him staying up till like 2 am in the hotel room poorly speed running Mario Golf in the dark while his travel mates tried to sleep