Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Adamska,

"A worthless cokehead in Florida's armpit". That's a lie, a lie, and a lie. And it's just so mean! You're truly evil. And I have no enemies.

I was right, that post wasn't nearly as good as your previous post. You should have quite after that one.

You've already been sentenced to the maximums of really awful luck, 10,000 years reincarnated as non-human, 666 years non-commutable, born-again as human under really hellish circumstances.

I really must Ignore you now - there's nothing left to do.
And you used the judgement and ignoring card due to being unable to actually deal with my retorts. And that's not a lie boyo; you are literally a washed-up musician that never made it big, with a rap sheet a mile long. That screams worthless. Miami sucks shit as a city to live in considering I've visited that sweltering smegma crevice in the past too. And we can clearly tell that drugs and/or a horrifying brain problem is controlling your life so, nothing I've said is a lie.

Besides, you'll just forget what you said after another fit of alzheimers creates more holes in that mind of yours and respond back. You always do.
@BlueArmedDevil,

Yes and I was Confucius - it's been awhile.
Wrong Chinese Philosopher if you're going to now arbitrarily claim you invented Taosim Brad.
I've told you and the others this many times - PLEASE PAY ATTENTION!

GOD: the 'all-inclusive system as a whole', this 'Universe as quantum computer'.

Nobody can be GOD. God-incarnate is very closely connected to GOD and yet very different than GOD. It's like comparing the most important programmer to the Internet.
So what you're saying is you're even more powerful than God, since you can direct him. What an arrogant and entitled wash-up you are.

As an aside, @Lalala did my job in correcting your intentional misuse of English.

Any rationalization over it proves you know you're full of shit by the way, so have fun with that Mr. Tantrum.
 
I wonder how certain IBM's Watson would be diagnosing Brad's autism &/or drug addiction just from this thread and his websites.
 
The "7 seals"/'beyond Einstein theories' are known as follows:

#1 The Conglomerate of Universes Theory (Universe Creation Theory), GOD-guided Evolution Theory

#2 Plan-it Theory of GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 on Planet Nestor - FIG=6|7 (Design Worlds Theory)

#3 Unified Strings 21/19 Theory (M-theory + Time Analysis providing a very simple symmetry) - Physics' "Theory of Everything"

#4 S=19 (18.6) Theory - A Simple Repetitive Pattern/Program/Algorithm/'Fractal'

#5 GOD Defined, Speed & Power of (GOD's) Thought Theory (similar to Quantum Entanglement's Time Travel)

#6 God-incarnate Defined, Theory of Renativity, Conglomeratal Energy eternal & Conglomeratal Relationships eternal Theories

#7 Reincarnation Theory & its 26 Principles including Theory of Luck Equation (ex. Einstein returned as Watson77)
The 7 Seals/ beyond Brad Watson's comprehension are known as follows:
Revelation 6 New King James Version (NKJV)
First Seal: The Conqueror
6 Now I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals; and I heard one of the four living creatures saying with a voice like thunder, “Come and see.” 2 And I looked, and behold, a white horse. He who sat on it had a bow; and a crown was given to him, and he went out conquering and to conquer.

Second Seal: Conflict on Earth
3 When He opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature saying, “Come and see.” 4 Another horse, fiery red, went out. And it was granted to the one who sat on it to take peace from the earth, and that people should kill one another; and there was given to him a great sword.

Third Seal: Scarcity on Earth
5 When He opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, “Come and see.” So I looked, and behold, a black horse, and he who sat on it had a pair of scales in his hand. 6 And I heard a voice in the midst of the four living creatures saying, “A quart of wheat for a denarius, and three quarts of barley for a denarius; and do not harm the oil and the wine.”

Fourth Seal: Widespread Death on Earth
7 When He opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature saying, “Come and see.” 8 So I looked, and behold, a pale horse. And the name of him who sat on it was Death, and Hades followed with him. And power was given to them over a fourth of the earth, to kill with sword, with hunger, with death, and by the beasts of the earth.

Fifth Seal: The Cry of the Martyrs
9 When He opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of those who had been slain for the word of God and for the testimony which they held. 10 And they cried with a loud voice, saying, “How long, O Lord, holy and true, until You judge and avenge our blood on those who dwell on the earth?” 11 Then a white robe was given to each of them; and it was said to them that they should rest a little while longer, until both the number of their fellow servants and their brethren, who would be killed as they were, was completed.

Sixth Seal: Cosmic Disturbances
12 I looked when He opened the sixth seal, and behold, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became like blood. 13 And the stars of heaven fell to the earth, as a fig tree drops its late figs when it is shaken by a mighty wind. 14 Then the sky receded as a scroll when it is rolled up, and every mountain and island was moved out of its place. 15 And the kings of the earth, the great men, the rich men, the commanders, the mighty men, every slave and every free man, hid themselves in the caves and in the rocks of the mountains, 16 and said to the mountains and rocks, “Fall on us and hide us from the face of Him who sits on the throne and from the wrath of the Lamb! 17 For the great day of His wrath has come, and who is able to stand?”

Revelation 8 New King James Version (NKJV)
Seventh Seal: Prelude to the Seven Trumpets
8 When He opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour. 2 And I saw the seven angels who stand before God, and to them were given seven trumpets. 3 Then another angel, having a golden censer, came and stood at the altar. He was given much incense, that he should offer it with the prayers of all the saints upon the golden altar which was before the throne. 4 And the smoke of the incense, with the prayers of the saints, ascended before God from the angel’s hand. 5 Then the angel took the censer, filled it with fire from the altar, and threw it to the earth. And there were noises, thunderings, lightnings, and an earthquake.

6 So the seven angels who had the seven trumpets prepared themselves to sound.
I read the I Ching. "The Tao Te Ching, along with the Zhuangzi, is a fundamental text for both philosophical and religious Taoism." - google search
I've read the I Ching as well, but I'm not so stupid as to think it is the same as The Tao Te Ching which is a totally different book, you moron. Since you're so knowledgeable, claiming to have been Confucius and all, perhaps you could enlighten us on the proper phonetic pronunciation of I Ching. Don't worry, I'll correct you if you get it wrong.
Unified Strings 21/19 Theory. If the Hurricanes had gone for 2 extra points, they might have won 21-20. But they went for the sure thing: 1 extra point for the 20-20 tie and overtime. The kick was blocked and they lost 20-19. 21/19.
Besides proving nothing, that is the lamest thing you have ever said.
GOD=11/26=G7+O(15)+D4
Ok=11/26=O(15)+K11
Ya=26=Y25+A1
flag=26+F6+L12+A1+G7


There are 'coincidentally' 26 letters in the English Alphabet.
And 26 is one of the Sacred Numbers of Masonry, as it is the total for the Tetragrammaton in Hebrew (5+6+5+10=26). If you apply those values to the English alphabet you get "efej", which coincidentally is jefe (Spanish for "leader') spelled right-to-left as Hebrew is written.
Most recognize Buddha, Daniel from the Bible, and Pythagoras as great thinkers. They appear to have been contemporaries and three different souls. Who do you consider the greatest of these three and why?
How stupid do you think we are, Brad? Do you really think we've forgotten your claim of being Pythagoras in a past life and that that's the answer you're fishing for? In terms of Biblical prophecy, Daniel was the greatest since he was the first to prophesy the appearance of the 1st Beast/AntiChrist with a description that bears no resemblance to Reagan, Bush, or Trump.
You know that Jesus son of Joseph was lashed 39 times and crucified on Friday April 7, 30 AD for heresy by the Jewish leaders and sedition by the Romans? It's hard to imagine the 2nd Coming of the Christ not being guilty of heresy when he returns (and I've returned)!
But Jesus was not guilty of heresy, the Pharisees made that claim to the common folk to explain why they would not act in Jesus' defense when the Romans arrested him for the trumped-up (aided by the Pharisees) charge of sedition. The Second Coming of Christ is heralded as "KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS" (Rev. 19:16), and after killing the beasts and all of their human followers rules the Earth in peace for 1000 years.
 
He'll be back once his assache is settled down with some autistic number games and terrible TV shows; he's probably just on a coke binge and is gibbering about how Trump is the western snake because his Cheerios wrote four and seven letter words that proves he's SuperSatan.
 
Jesus son of Joseph had a near-death experience (NDE) on the Cross on the 1st Day of Passover Friday April 7, 30 AD. The Jewish Messiah survived the ordeal and may have lived another 40 years. God-incarnate was eventually buried in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com .

I, the Christ, have returned through reincarnation. I was Albert Einstein in my eternal soul's last incarnation and the proof of this claim is the "7 Seals" (Revelation 5:1) revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories'. Donald Trump (b 6/14/46) is the reincarnation of Benito Mussolini (d 4/28/45), so I'll Judge the dead first...

Benito Mussolini,

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 10/10/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

For your war crimes & crimes against humanity, you are sentenced to 1,000,000 years as non-human. When you are born-again as human, it will be under truly awful circumstances.

Donald Trump,

Your sentence of 10,000 years will run concurrently with those of your previous lifetime. Therefore, we won't be seeing you again as human for 1,000,000 years.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
 
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Lemme guess; his relative success in the debates torqued you off Brad. I'd comment on how your shitty tomb website was already sporked on here, but you'll just ignore it and repeat it like how a kid repeats a lie to make it true.

Also nice job of proving me right, idiot.
 
Lemme guess; his relative success in the debates torqued you off Brad. I'd comment on how your shitty tomb website was already sporked on here, but you'll just ignore it and repeat it like how a kid repeats a lie to make it true.

Also nice job of proving me right, idiot.

It's great that he just launches into another random screed without any acknowledgment of discussions in his absence. That's probably what he's doing while he's waiting for his dealer to call. Write that stuff up and stare at the phone. Brad probably doles out judgments once he's hooked up, and does rails between giving sentences out.

Then once he's done the Lord's work, he scans the finest basic cable has to offer before settling on a TNG marathon on BBC America.

Otherwise known as any given day for Brad.
 
Jesus son of Joseph had a near-death experience (NDE) on the Cross on the 1st Day of Passover Friday April 7, 30 AD. The Jewish Messiah survived the ordeal and may have lived another 40 years. God-incarnate was eventually buried in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com .

I, the Christ, have returned through reincarnation. I was Albert Einstein in my eternal soul's last incarnation and the proof of this claim is the "7 Seals" (Revelation 5:1) revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories'. Donald Trump (b 6/14/46) is the reincarnation of Benito Mussolini (d 4/28/45), so I'll Judge the dead first...

Benito Mussolini,

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 10/10/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

For your war crimes & crimes against humanity, you are sentenced to 1,000,000 years as non-human. When you are born-again as human, it will be under truly awful circumstances.

Donald Trump,

Your sentence of 10,000 years will run concurrently with those of your previous lifetime. Therefore, we won't be seeing you again as human for 1,000,000 years.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
Hi Brad! How was your day?
 
Jesus son of Joseph had a near-death experience (NDE) on the Cross on the 1st Day of Passover Friday April 7, 30 AD. The Jewish Messiah survived the ordeal and may have lived another 40 years. God-incarnate was eventually buried in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com .
1. If Jesus didn't die on the cross for all of humanity's sins, then Christianity is a lie and a sham and there would be no Second Coming.
2. Jesus was not the Jewish Messiah.
3. You have presented no proof that he lived another 40 years.
4. The "jesus Family Tomb" discovery has been shown to be false by the very scientists involved with it.
I was Albert Einstein in my eternal soul's last incarnation and the proof of this claim is the "7 Seals" (Revelation 5:1) revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories'.
"I was Albert Einstein and the proof of this is something I wrote myself." Which is why no one believes you.
Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity
GOD does not appoint a judge, GOD is the judge of all humanity. Or is that part of Revelation just Roman propaganda as well?

Just as a matter of curiosity, what were you doing in Minneapolis around Christmas of 2002 when you got arrested for trespassing and disorderly conduct? And how long were you in prison for that Felony Degree 5 conviction in Miami? (In Florida, a Felony Degree 5 carries a mandatory prison sentence of no less than 18 months.) Seems to me you've been judged a lot, in 5 separate counties in Florida alone (Brevard, Broward, Miami-Dade, Monroe and Palm Beach).
 
9 years ago, I first told my gf, "Anytime I mention the Miami Dolphins, you reply, 'Dolphins suck'".

After the game yesterday against the Tennessee Titans, I told her, "The Dolphins scored first with a 74-yard punt return for a touchdown, otherwise, they played bad and lost." She said, "Dolphins suck."
 
9 years ago, I first told my gf, "Anytime I mention the Miami Dolphins, you reply, 'Dolphins suck'".

After the game yesterday against the Tennessee Titans, I told her, "The Dolphins scored first with a 74-yard punt return for a touchdown, otherwise, they played bad and lost." She said, "Dolphins suck."

... amazing.
 
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@Graffiti canvas,

Today, I've been busy discussing Donald Trump = 666 with alot of Christians both Democrat and RepubliCON. Interestingly, more-and-more Christians are talking about how Trump may be the Antichrist. They're surprised to hear that Donald Trump = 666 when A=49, B=50, C=51...Z=74, but they don't dismiss the simple math.

I AM disappointed to see you so rudely judge me. I thought you were different than the other antichrists here. I was wrong. I spent alot of time47 trying to save47 you. No more.

Sentence: Really awful luck, 10,000 years reincarnated as non-human with 174 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent (I AM holding my breath)...


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

I will now try to remember to Ignore you. You might as well go find somewhere else to play.
 
@Graffiti canvas,

Today, I've been busy discussing Donald Trump = 666 with alot of Christians both Democrat and RepubliCON. Interestingly, more-and-more Christians are talking about how Trump may be the Antichrist. They're surprised to hear that Donald Trump = 666 when A=49, B=50, C=51...Z=74, but they don't dismiss the simple math.

I AM disappointed to see you so rudely judge me. I thought you were different than the other antichrists here. I was wrong. I spent alot of time47 trying to save47 you. No more.

Sentence: Really awful luck, 10,000 years reincarnated as non-human with 174 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent (I AM holding my breath)...


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

I will now try to remember to Ignore you. You might as well go find somewhere else to play.
Oh sthap... you just missed me too <3
 
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