Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Male Idiot]

Yeah Vader merked Sheev to save Vader Jr.

For Vader, that was good enough to redeem him.

That's how the Force worked out, for Vader that was a good enough deed. It is something Lucas made up so don't expect it to be perfect.

If a villain saves someone for less than perfect reasons he does a good thing, but if a hero doesn't for perfectly reasonable ones, it is a bad thing.

So their karma is increased or reduced, even if it isn't totally rational.

On Batman, american comics stopped having a canon decades ago. 1st Batman had guns, new Batman doesn't, and haven't for many iterations. There is no consistent Batman as a person.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Welp. George is compromised. Him defending Disney and Bob Iger is not something I had on my 2024 bingo card, fellas.

I saw that coming a mile away after he apologized for the "white slavers" comment.

Also, Vader didn't necessarily kill the Emperor in anger. He did it to save his son. THAT was the redemption. Even without the "NOOOOO" re-writing retardation, you could see the clear conflict going through Vader/Anakin's head at that moment.

I'm pretty sure the dude was pissed that the Emperor was hurting his son. It was a sort of paternal instinct where the parent rages at the continued pain of their child, as well as the fear of losing said child. And even without the "NOOOOOOO!" written in, you can still sense Vader's silent fury against the Emperor as he cast the man into the pit.

 

[marvlouslie]

I also seem to recall something written in the expanded universe dealing with Anakin's force ghost attempting to get Leia to try and forgive him for all the terrible shit he did. I mean, she eventually did, but the arc to get there was well written (something the EU actually did better than "official" scripts). It was something about him not being able to rest easy until she did, if I'm remembering right and why he was still lingering a bit.

Something like that wouldn't be written in modern Star Wars, due to all these fucking blue hairs having so many daddy issues it's not even funny.

 

[D.Angus]

Hey, like I'm not really a Starwars fan, but can some one explain this to me?

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Like I'm not trying to be a troll here, like I've barely watched Starwars, but this makes no sense.

 

[Registration]

Hey, like I'm not really a Starwars fan, but can some one explain this to me?

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Like I'm not trying to be a troll here, like I've barely watched Starwars, but this makes no sense.

This makes more sense than the copter ones in clone wars.

Also, I wonder why these creators just don't say shit about their work, it literally just fuels the hate against them.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Hey, like I'm not really a Starwars fan, but can some one explain this to me?

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Like I'm not trying to be a troll here, like I've barely watched Starwars, but this makes no sense.

Mirialan with a lightwhip. Maybe a Jedi, maybe not.

Yeah Vader merked Sheev to save Vader Jr.

For Vader, that was good enough to redeem him.

That's how the Force worked out, for Vader that was a good enough deed. It is something Lucas made up so don't expect it to be perfect.

Lucas was basically making mistakes left and right just to reach his happy ending. ROTJ needed to be two movies, not just one, but I suppose he was getting tired.

If a villain saves someone for less than perfect reasons he does a good thing, but if a hero doesn't for perfectly reasonable ones, it is a bad thing.

That's what I was thinking. If it was OK for Vader to kill the Emperor, the same should've been said for Luke.

So their karma is increased or reduced, even if it isn't totally rational.

Karma systems tend to be bullshit in most works. Arbitrarily tied to author opinion.

On Batman, american comics stopped having a canon decades ago. 1st Batman had guns, new Batman doesn't, and haven't for many iterations. There is no consistent Batman as a person.

That's why I don't really get the people who wish to die on the hill of Batman having a no-kill code. Like, when he was invented, he didn't have said code.

 

[Commander X]

The Acolyte, which sounds like a prequel to The Apprentice. It's such a non-descript and vague title, it's like they're challenging people to want to watch it. The word "acolyte" doesn't resonate and has no weight. You can almost hear a committee full of fat women sitting around a meeting table assuring each other that this is a great title.

Speaking of fat women and committees, Star Wars has been completely sanitized, now it's unproblematic and literally created-by-consensus -- as an example they invited a bunch of writers out to Skywalker Ranch a few years ago to put together their ideas for what the overarching themes of the new era in Star Wars product should be:

It's this sort of creation by-committee that has lead to the production of nonsense like The Acolyte. Look at the nonsense like "rival houses" on that list of "wishes". Bitches love soap opera court intrigue more than anything except maybe paranormal romance tales of millionaire playboys who are also vampires (they might even work one of those into Star Wars eventually too).

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Bitches love soap opera court intrigue more than anything except maybe paranormal romance tales of millionaire playboys who are also vampires (they might even work one of those into Star Wars eventually too).

Nothing these writers queef out will be half as good as Darth Nihilus.

 

[Mexican_Wizard_711]

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The Shills are getting really pissy that the like ratio isn't uniform. Twitter is rife with "No one hates Star Wars like Star Wars Fans" and "YOU JUST HATE WOMEN!!!1!!"-caliber whining.

I'm gonna the ignore the morality debate and just say this shit does not interest me whatsoever. Hard Pass

 

[TheHarbinger]

Welp. George is compromised. Him defending Disney and Bob Iger is not something I had on my 2024 bingo card, fellas.

George Lucas has lost his mind since his divorce. From there it was just him treading water or completely drowning in his personal and professional life. If his ex-wife ever wrote a tell all style book she could ruin him permanently. Which at this point would be hilarious if not justified. He's clearly still pathetically bitter of his ex-wife shaming him over the divorce and taking probably $100million from him. I think she married the guy who helped build their home so Lucas had seen the guy every day for months or years building his giant mega ranch.

To this day he refuses to release the original unaltered theatrical trilogy on modern formats out of his rage against Marcia Lucas. I just cannot fathom any other reason for him to be so psychotically against people enjoying the versions that they saw in the theaters originally.

 

[mlanguishi]

Every so often Star Wars can still pull off something cool.

 

[Male Idiot]

Nothing these writers queef out will be half as good as Darth Nihilus.

Not even as good as Jar Jar.

I think the Luke-Vader-Palpatine story was okey. Its not a complex moral system. If Luke gives in to angry, he turns bad. Vader is already bad so he can do the right but not nice thing and chuck Palps down the chute. Lucas said he wrote it for teenagers, not Kiwifarms autistic analysis. I think its,... okey. His son's ideals prevent him from winning, he wants to save his son, he has no such ethical restrictions. What's the worst can happen, he is already darkside.

 

[Pentex]

The Acolyte trailer popped up:

Got some comments from people seeing potential (for the five fans of the High Republic), a bunch of Carrie Anne-Moss/Matrix comments, and someone has the Erik Killmonger haircut. Again. Also, no main character aliens here.

LE HECKIN' DARKNESS IS A-COMIN'!

Another saberchucker vs. saberchucker throwdown.

This is a big ask, but surely there is someone, somewhere in a galaxy far, far away, who can pose some sort of threat that requires Jedi attention other than the Sith?

A Jedi goes undercover in a crime syndicate to bust up a spice/slave/smuggling operation? Their contact is an attractive, but suspicious local law enforcement agent in some system? Hijinks, danger, and sexual tension ensue?

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

Mirialan with a lightwhip. Maybe a Jedi, maybe not.

That is most definitely not a Mirialan. All that is is a green-skinned alien. Nu Star Wars has a tendency of simply changing the color of someone's skin and calling that a new alien race.

 

[Michael Wade]

LE HECKIN' DARKNESS IS A-COMIN'!

Another saberchucker vs. saberchucker throwdown.

This is a big ask, but surely there is someone, somewhere in a galaxy far, far away, who can pose some sort of threat that requires Jedi attention than the Sith?

A Jedi goes undercover in a crime syndicate to bust up a spice/slave/smuggling operation? Their contact is an attractive, but suspicious local law enforcement agent in some system? Hijinks, danger, and sexual tension ensue?

No we cant have attractive women in star wars.


Jeeze... That trailer is just meh. Nobody cares and frankly nobody should care.


It's telling that the "best" high republic content was in that jedi Survivor game and its so half assed that the distinction between old and high republic feels meaningless. Seriously, the old jedi they brought back was an afterthought compared to everybody else.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

To this day he refuses to release the original unaltered theatrical trilogy on modern formats out of his rage against Marcia Lucas. I just cannot fathom any other reason for him to be so psychotically against people enjoying the versions that they saw in the theaters originally.

That is a lie. There's unaltered versions of the OT on sale on Ebay.

https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p2332490.m570.l2632&_nkw=star+wars+unaltered+original+trilogy&_sacat=617

You can go buy one now, if you want. That, and I'm sure the original unaltered cut has already been uploaded online.

 

[TheHarbinger]

That is a lie. There's unaltered versions of the OT on sale on Ebay.

Wrong dummy. The original theatrical cuts never saw a Bluray release and are not available commercially except for awfully produced versions on the special edition DVDs where the colors are off heavily. The fan made versions that are '4K' are not really 4K releases from the original negatives. They are edited from multiple sources to create the best version of a 4K version without Disney giving us an actual proper release. I don't even follow Star Wars and I know this.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Wrong dummy. The original theatrical cuts never saw a Bluray release and are not available commercially except for awfully produced versions on the special edition DVDs where the colors are off heavily. The fan made versions that are '4K' are not really 4K releases from the original negatives. They are edited from multiple sources to create the best version of a 4K version without Disney giving us an actual proper release. I don't even follow Star Wars and I know this.

Last I checked, the blu-ray fad hadn't fully kicked in until AFTER Lucas made the sale. We were still mostly using DVDs back in 2012. Especially in the USA, where blu-ray didn't reach even half of US households until 2016, four years after the sale. And the unaltered cuts were on the DVDs. As for the colors being off, that's the price you pay for getting an unaltered cut on a form of media it wasn't made for.

That, and they sold tons of VHS copies of the unaltered trilogy in the old days. Fuck, that's how I saw Star Wars back before TPM came out. You're telling me nobody's recorded that and put it online?

It's just so funny to see you people suddenly turn on Lucas and believe shit like SW being saved in the edit room and all that nonsense. I mean, I already knew the man was a pushover when he took back his ''White Slaver'' comments. But that doesn't justify accepting every bullshit rumor just to slander the guy. At most, he and his ex-wife parted on amicable terms, and if Lucas really had a raging hate-boner for his wife, she'd have done something to ruin him by now.

 

[Gondolindrim]

The Acolyte, which sounds like a prequel to The Apprentice. It's such a non-descript and vague title, it's like they're challenging people to want to watch it. The word "acolyte" doesn't resonate and has no weight. You can almost hear a committee full of fat women sitting around a meeting table assuring each other that this is a great title.

Speaking of fat women and committees, Star Wars has been completely sanitized, now it's unproblematic and literally created-by-consensus -- as an example they invited a bunch of writers out to Skywalker Ranch a few years ago to put together their ideas for what the overarching themes of the new era in Star Wars product should be:

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It's this sort of creation by-committee that has lead to the production of nonsense like The Acolyte. Look at the nonsense like "rival houses" on that list of "wishes". Bitches love soap opera court intrigue more than anything except maybe paranormal romance tales of millionaire playboys who are also vampires (they might even work one of those into Star Wars eventually too).

"Not Pro-War"

Well that's no fun. Whose watching Star Wars to hear a lecture about how great peace is? I want to see laser battles.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

The Acolyte, which sounds like a prequel to The Apprentice. It's such a non-descript and vague title, it's like they're challenging people to want to watch it. The word "acolyte" doesn't resonate and has no weight. You can almost hear a committee full of fat women sitting around a meeting table assuring each other that this is a great title.

Speaking of fat women and committees, Star Wars has been completely sanitized, now it's unproblematic and literally created-by-consensus -- as an example they invited a bunch of writers out to Skywalker Ranch a few years ago to put together their ideas for what the overarching themes of the new era in Star Wars product should be:

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It's this sort of creation by-committee that has lead to the production of nonsense like The Acolyte. Look at the nonsense like "rival houses" on that list of "wishes". Bitches love soap opera court intrigue more than anything except maybe paranormal romance tales of millionaire playboys who are also vampires (they might even work one of those into Star Wars eventually too).

Diversity Dinosaurs!!!!! Anyone else notice that diversity is listed in two different columns? This whole chart reeks of fat, danger-haired, empty egg carton, cat ladies who wrote shitty Harry Potter/Malfoy fan fiction with one hand down their stained granny panties. Women should stick to writing things they know, like recipes and the washing instructions on the tags of my clothes.