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https://www.cheknews.ca/pit-bull-attack-near-nanaimo-injures-two-children-and-one-woman-450395/

Two 8-month-old pit bulls that were loose in Nanaimo attacked several children, severely injuring at least one. Other people that came to aid the children were also injured.

The children were playing in a yard at the house of one of their friends. The dogs were from somewhere else in the neighborhood and had been cited for being at large previously.

One of the owners of the dogs came and got the dogs but did not stick around. The news interviewed the other owner, a Dangerhair that looked to be in her late 40s or early 50s. While she was devastated at what her dogs had done, she said to the reporter, "People are saying, look at this from the prospective of a parent, well, these dogs are my kids, too," and then she broke down crying.

It was later reported both dogs were euthanized, as there have been other incidents prior to this one, and due to the severity of the injuries the one particular child sustained.

To the dangerhair dog owner I would have to say, "If these dogs were your KIDS, you did a lousy job of raising them. Thank heavens you didn't spawn any of your own."
 
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It's really, really weird how pitbull retards can't just stop at saying they are good dogs (which is already a lie) but feel the need to insist they are "nanny dogs" and great for families. It's like they can't help themselves.
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These dogs are so fucking ugly man my god.
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That's not normal. That dog wants the taste of blood, badly.
 
Look at how the eyes freakishly bulge out when he gets near his future meal
I'm trying not to be MATI but omg I hate this shit sfm

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It's called whaling when the eyes bulge and you can see the whites, and it is never, ever a sign of a dog that is happy or content. If these morons actually cared about dogs they'd learn the first thing about dog body language and then pay attention to it. The dogs aren't happy to be around these babies, they are stressed and don't know what the fuck is going on. They get a lot of praise for being near baby, and that is the only fucking reason they want to be near a baby. They aren't being "protective" they are doing what you have taught them will earn praise from you.

These dogs inevitably end up resource guarding the baby, which is a terrible behavior that precedes aggression towards humans. It is not loving behavior and should never be encouraged but it is, and to make things worse it's spread on social media like it's some kind of accomplishment, which only encourages other idiots to try and get their dogs to do the same thing.

Your kid can grow up with a dog, and love a dog without putting the baby in danger like this jfc there's no benefit to doing this (in terms of the dog bonding with the child, it's absolutely not necessary) and the downsides and potential risk is enormous. (:_(
 
It's really, really weird how pitbull retards can't just stop at saying they are good dogs
It's also really, really weird how pitnutters can't stop talking about their pits' farts and genitalia.
There's nothing inherently wrong with that, but you need a breed known for its gentleness, like a beagle, retriever, or Newfoundland
I would argue getting a dog immediately following the birth of a child isn't the best idea. Sure if you're on maternity/paternity leave and at home you can get in a lot of house training, but you're also dealing with a newborn that will row rapidly just like the puppy. Puppies are very needy. Additionally, even if you get a dog breed that lives like 15 years, kids don't start recording lasting memories until around age 4, so that knocks out a few years' of memories with said dog. A big dog like a golden retriever only has a lifespan of around 10 years at most.
And she gave him a horrendously butchered and misspelled name
Let me guess...r/Tragedeigh ?
 
Let me guess...r/Tragedeigh ?
One of those types. She chose to not know the gender until the birth, but since this was a miracle baby, she of course was picking very special and meaningful names for either a boy or girl.

Then he was born and she stuck him with something like Julz Jacxzynn Lastname.
 
You can't train the DNA out of a dog.

Applicable question. Could a pitbull fight a healthy adult spotted hyena, even with it's front legs broken?
Probably not. Spotted hyena are way, way stronger. Contrary to their reputation, they are also very successful hunters. Up to 74% of their hunts in groups are successful. About 30% of the hunts lions do in groups are successful.

That's right. Lions are more likely to scavenge from kills hyenas made.
 
Got off work and went by a bus stop and there was a woman waiting with her pitbull and take a guess at what it was doing. It was literally full force fucking lunging at every single person getting off the bus including an elderly person with a walker. She could not control it at all and it completely ignored her commands. Why do people defend these fucking ugly monsters? There are literally hundreds of actually nice dogs breeds.
 
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Your kid can grow up with a dog, and love a dog without putting the baby in danger like this jfc there's no benefit to doing this (in terms of the dog bonding with the child, it's absolutely not necessary) and the downsides and potential risk is enormous.
Many, many people have raised children with nice dogs like goldens, labs, King Charles cavalier spaniels, and other lovable "doofus" dogs and the like.

I have relatives that had 2 labs with their 2 children and have no issues. Sadly older lab died rather suddenly but the younger lab is just fine around children and is actually over fed by them.


If they knew anything about dogs they wouldn't own a shitbull demon dog in the first place.
Yep but they're retarded. Hopefully this won't end up on the nightly news....
Got off work and went by a bus stop and there was a woman waiting with her pitbull and take a guess at what it was doing. It was literally full force fucking lunging at every single person getting off the bus including an elderly person with a walker. She could not control it at all and it completely ignored her commands. Why do people defend these fucking ugly monsters? There are literally hundreds of actually nice dogs.
Women see them as felon stand ins that they can "save"
 
Kept meaning to post about this in here, but there's a series of books I have read on kindle (I like to use my kindle to read b-grade horror novels, or stuff that doesn't get physical prints) about a team who are set up to investigate and stop an organization that has sprung up that creates genetically modified animals for combat/kill missions (like wiping out cartel bases, or killing afghans in caves etc). The first book was about fairly ordinary killer baboons, but the second book was where the organization made their first genetically altered monsters: giant pit bulls.
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The book is pretty dang accurate to how pits are uncontrollable monsters with no care really for who or what they attack, as the organization struggles to train and control the dogs to the point where its easier to just unleash them on the enemy and then blow them up afterwards using implanted explosives rather than attempt to even get them back into their crates. Plus the genetic alteration and growth stuff in their food has increased the aggression even more, so they are in that attack mode 24/7.
In comparison, a later book has them using giant hyenas, which are not only fully trainable, but can even be taken into combat alongside human soldiers without suddenly going nuts and killing everything. The pits by that point are relegated to pure cannon fodder (taking the brunt of gunfire/attacks) or sold to rich warlords/drug lords across the world who basically just have them as expendable guard dogs to guard their drugs/weapons stores etc.
 
I would argue getting a dog immediately following the birth of a child isn't the best idea.
You shouldn't consider getting or even having a large-breed dog around a newborn baby, the chance of an accident is just too high.

Even "calm" breeds can get aggressive around newborns, and not just from misinterpreting body language or honestly not getting that it's a baby human, but, even plain old jealousy of not being the center of attention anymore.

That was the reason my parents had to give up their German Sheppard when I was an infant, they picked up on the fact he was starting to get just a bit hostile at me and they always said it was resentment that he wasn't getting the spare spot on the sofa/bed anymore.... this creepy screaming wrinkled pink thing was..... and he was thinking of how to easily fix that.....
 
I know you classified this as "B grade" but how does the writing hold up? I think it's very interesting the author chose to use the "nanny dog breed uwu" instead of like, German shepherds or Great Danes, as the genetic mutant war dogs.
The writing for this series is pretty decent, there's very rarely any grammatical errors etc so its been proof read, and the genetic science and such has been researched well. The organization chose pits because of their already existing aggression, and that the breed was more easily prone to building muscle and size more than many other dog breeds could, effectively making them living muscle-tanks. Plus, its a very appealing breed to sell for money to the likes of drug lords and such due to the intimidation look, and no one would really care about all of the pit-bulls they take from shelters to get the DNA and such from. They obviously didn't think past that stage though, so the difficulty in training them and such wasn't apparent until they already had some to test with.
They do also make another dog-type mutant in another book, called Betas, which are wolf DNA crossed with a type of mastiff, and even those are less full-on aggro and more smart with their attacks and can work better in groups, as they won't turn on each other at any point.
 
I would argue getting a dog immediately following the birth of a child isn't the best idea. Sure if you're on maternity/paternity leave and at home you can get in a lot of house training, but you're also dealing with a newborn that will row rapidly just like the puppy. Puppies are very needy. Additionally, even if you get a dog breed that lives like 15 years, kids don't start recording lasting memories until around age 4, so that knocks out a few years' of memories with said dog. A big dog like a golden retriever only has a lifespan of around 10 years at most.
So fucking many people do this to the point that when my mom did rescue she unofficially instituted the "no adopting to crazy pregnant women" rule.
 
Thread by Rob Labonne on X.com (archive). Comments are also worth reading.

I owned a Pit Bull for 12 years and fostered 2 others. Now that I have kids, I would never get another. As a parent, it's important to stack the odds in your favor. Owning a pit bull is the opposite of that.

The one I owned for 12 years was amazing (besides his separation anxiety). He never met a dog or human he didn't love. A true ambassador to the best traits of the breed.

As my vet would say "I've worked with thousands of pit bulls and he is the exception to the rule". The other 2 both had dog and people aggression issues (even with thousands of dollars of formal training and socialization as puppies).

The following is an excerpt from Terrierman's Daily Dose:

"In the U.S., where Pit Bulls account for 2 to 3 percent of all dogs, this breed type (it is not a formal breed) accounts for over 50 percent of all serious dog bites.

And while Pit Bull-related fatalities are low (about 10 a year), for every fatality there are thousands of hospitalizations and emergency room visits.

Those who focus solely on the low number of Pit Bull fatalities are lying by omission when they fail to mention the physical and emotional scars left by Pit Bulls attacks.

So, does this mean that Pit Bulls are a problem? Yes it does.

And part of the problem is that this breed -- like most others -- comes with a code inside it. Of course, we all know that dogs come with a genetic code.

When we talk about Pointers and Setters, everyone knows these dogs are particularly "birdy."

When we talk about retrievers, everyone agrees this breed is particularly biddable, loves water, and has a desire to bring things to hand.

When we talk about Jack Russell Terriers, everyone agrees they hate rats, and have a natural inclination to go to ground. But Pit Bulls? The Pit Bull community wants us to think these dogs are just like any other!

Never mind the illegal kennels here in America that crank out line-bred fighting dogs like Pez from a dispenser. Never mind the history of this dog as feral hog hunter, pit fighter, and junkyard protector.

To even suggest that Pit Bulls might have a different genetic code inside them than Pugs, Standard Poodles, Pointers, or Salukies is heresy among many breed-blind Pit Bull defenders.

Of course, canine genetics is only part of the equation. Along with nature comes nurture.

In the right hands, even a Pit Bull with a lot of drive can end up being a happy, docile, and extremely playful family dog.

The sad truth, however, is most Pit Bulls in America do not end up in the right hands. This is a breed that tends to attract "the wrong types" to the point that research has shown that U.S. Pit Bull owners are far more likely to have criminal records than other dog owners.

The predictable result of too many boisterous Pit Bulls meeting up with too many ill-prepared and unstable owners is that the dogs suffer.

And in America, Pit Bulls suffer terribly. Nearly a million Pit Bulls were euthanized in American shelters in 2009 -- more than the sum of all dogs of all breeds registered by the American Kennel Club last year.

In the last decade, about 8,000,000 Pit Bulls were euthanized in U.S. animal shelters -- approximately four hundred million pounds of dead Pit Bull.

What makes this particularly distressing is that Pit Bull euthanasia rates in the U.S. have been on the rise for 30 years, even as all other canine impounds and euthanasias have been on a steady and steep decline.

What's going on with Pit Bulls?

The problem is not Pit Bull haters. Ironically enough, the problem is Pit Bull lovers.

After all, it's the Pit Bull "lovers" that are breeding these dogs. It's the Pit Bull "lovers" that are acquiring these dogs. It's the Pit Bull "lovers" that are too often abusing the dogs through ignorance and neglect before abandoning them to their death a year or two after acquisition.

You mean Pit Bull "haters" are not the problem?

No, they are not. The problem is young numbskulls who acquire these dogs in ignorance and haste, discover that they are too much dog to handle, and who then abandon them at leisure.

So what to do?

One of the most obvious ways forward, is to do with Pit Bulls what we have done for hawks, guns, and and cars in the U.S.: require a license conditional upon passing a basic training course.

When "hunter safety" courses were mandated in the U.S., accidental shootings fell to the point that golf and tennis are now deemed to be more dangerous than hunting.

When falconers were required to serve two-year apprenticeships, the longevity of captive birds soared, and concerns about raptor abuse plummeted.

And, of course, driving courses and driver's licenses have been in place since the beginning. Do accidents still happen? Sure, but no one argues that driver's license enforcement is not Step One to improved highway safety.

With dogs, however, the assumption is that everyone knows everything they need to know about dogs at birth -- and never mind if that is demonstrably wrong, especially for large game-bred breed like Pit Bulls.

And the consequence of this crazy idea? Millions of dead dogs."
 
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