Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

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What is "handmade" about this? And how is he deciding on the prices for this garbage?

It's an AI image of a burger. Why is this worth $75?

And who in their right mind would get this and stick it on their wall?

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So fat faggot is on to something!
Gurgling of course: 'Hey Siri, show me a perfect AI steak with mushroom toppings." And so on. And on and on and on ...
Over/under this retard as said " ... show me a perfect AI xyz food" or whatever the fuck over the past 10 days or so? I say OVER 179.5
I'm sure he's jacking off to these weirdo food pics like crazy. But ... oh no, he doesn't have a fetish for looking at food. What a liar and a total fucking loser. These AI pics look flat-out weird and completely unappetizing, especially the burger. Way over his balding head of course

On a completely separate note... is anybody else repulsed by this picture? There's something about it that is... too perfect. Combine that with the slightly uncanny valley aspect of it and it's disturbing.

Training the AI on pictures of home-cooked food would be way harder.

Training AI is a lot more difficult than you think. Why else would it have no much trouble with things like hands and teeth.

It's because it doesn't actually understand or think. It's all down to just feeding it gobs of data and saying "yes" when it's good and "no" when it's bad. It doesn't actually learn what "good" is. That would be actual machine learning if it could.

 

[Kosher Salt]

On a completely separate note... is anybody else repulsed by this picture? There's something about it that is... too perfect. Combine that with the slightly uncanny valley aspect of it and it's disturbing.

There's more mushrooms than beef in that photo. The ratio is way off. That steak should have like 2-3 of those mushrooms, sliced. Whole mushrooms on top of a filet is ridiculous.

 

[#Ripley #]

It's an AI image of a burger. Why is this worth $75?

And who in their right mind would get this and stick it on their wall?


On a completely separate note... is anybody else repulsed by this picture? There's something about it that is... too perfect. Combine that with the slightly uncanny valley aspect of it and it's disturbing.


Training AI is a lot more difficult than you think. Why else would it have no much trouble with things like hands and teeth.

It's because it doesn't actually understand or think. It's all down to just feeding it gobs of data and saying "yes" when it's good and "no" when it's bad. It doesn't actually learn what "good" is. That would be actual machine learning if it could.

I think someday AI will get better enough to lose the Uncanny Valley effect. Hope I'm dead by then. On second thought, innovation is happening so fast, I take that back!

 

[Reverend]

I think someday AI will get better enough to lose the Uncanny Valley effect. Hope I'm dead by then. On second thought, innovation is happening so fast, I take that back!

it's already there. check out OpenAI's SORA project and be amazed at how far we've come from spaghetti monster AI video to nearly a 10s long Hollywood style movie scene.

 

[#Ripley #]

it's already there. check out OpenAI's SORA project and be amazed at how far we've come from spaghetti monster AI video to nearly a 10s long Hollywood style movie scene.

Incredible. We won't be able to know what is real.

 

[eatler]

Incredible. We won't be able to know what is real.

Hug boxes only get worse from here on out.

 

[lindsayfan]

SUNDAYS ARE DEFINITLY FUNDAYS TO NAP UNDER A TREE
...WITH MY DEFORMED MONOPOD TEDDY BEAR, CRIPPLED SON, MINIATURE HORSE AND AMBIGUOUS BIOMECHANICAL [OBJ]-ECTS



the site's single sale was of his pdf lazyman cookbook (now out of stock?)-- you can see what's sold here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/dillydolphingiftshop/sold

i wonder if that caption "SOMETHING RELAXING ABOUT THE WARMTH OF NATIVE AMERICANS," which he re-uses for his various works of 11-fingered handmade A.I. injun "art," was itself supposed to be a chatgpt prompt...

 

[SpiceyHuman]

SUNDAYS ARE DEFINITLY FUNDAYS TO NAP UNDER A TREE
...WITH MY DEFORMED MONOPOD TEDDY BEAR, CRIPPLED SON, MINIATURE HORSE AND AMBIGUOUS BIOMECHANICAL [OBJ]-ECTS

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the site's single sale was of his pdf lazyman cookbook (now out of stock?)-- you can see what's sold here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/dillydolphingiftshop/sold

i wonder if that caption "SOMETHING RELAXING ABOUT THE WARMTH OF NATIVE AMERICANS," which he re-uses for his various works of 11-fingered handmade A.I. injun "art," was itself supposed to be a chatgpt prompt...

I CAN'T believe y'all are missing the fact that the dad has THREE FEET

 

[eatler]

I CAN'T believe y'all are missing the fact that the dad has THREE FEET

Or that mom has a chest burster exiting out of her. Maybe jack unintentionally struck gold.

 

[100BitchHere]

Fucking "CHARLES REHYDRATE MEAT - EXPERIMENT"
Holy fuck 13 minutes of Charles. He's just as fucking stupid as Jack except boring as fuck!
"It tastes like meat" "This tastes like meat" "This meat feels fake"
Lol Jack's part of the video was recorded in November, 4 months ago

 

[Marc]

even with profits of old house sale and all they have to be burning money so quickly. I wonder if we get a broke with Jack series or something soon.

Oh I know, my point is more that its clearly been fed advertising over home cooking to adapt to that. Jack literally cannot replicate his own food with these systems.

Sure he can. Just include a lot of prompts for slop, vomit, gore, afterbirth, and black diarrhea (Jack can confirm how they’re all spelled by getting someone with a working arm to place their finger under each instance of the words in his day planner).

 

[The Early 2000s]

I CAN'T believe y'all are missing the fact that the dad has THREE FEET

How about the kid's two left arms?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Old cowboy's left hand has 5 fingers and a thumb.

lol check out the fishing line

wtf at that grammar

 

[SteveGoatman]

The dillydolphin AI etsy peddling saga is truly bizarre, but the canvas descriptions are peak Jack
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Something relaxing....about the warmth....of native Americans....wh...what....what does that mean other than the obvious homoerotic overtones?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

There's more mushrooms than beef in that photo. The ratio is way off. That steak should have like 2-3 of those mushrooms, sliced. Whole mushrooms on top of a filet is ridiculous.

Agreed there's too many mushrooms but it's the beef and the mushrooms themselves that's disturbing. I can't... articulate why but it makes me uncomfortable because there's this "wrongness" about it. Again it's like the Uncanny Valley. You don't know why it's wrong just that it is.

it's already there. check out OpenAI's SORA project and be amazed at how far we've come from spaghetti monster AI video to nearly a 10s long Hollywood style movie scene.

It's a mixed bag. Some are obvious as they're too cartoony. Others look great literally almost realistic. The puppies were a surprise but soon the nature of it became apparent as they didn't act like puppies as the one in the foreground was just looking at the camera. That and the snow on them didn't melt. But my god I'm impressed as hell for several of them. The snow scene in Tokyo was almost seamless.

Fucking "CHARLES REHYDRATE MEAT - EXPERIMENT"
Holy fuck 13 minutes of Charles. He's just as fucking stupid as Jack except boring as fuck!
"It tastes like meat" "This tastes like meat" "This meat feels fake"
Lol Jack's part of the video was recorded in November, 4 months ago

Charles is as retarded as his brother. Who the fuck thinks that it's possible to rehydrate meat in tallow? You need moisture. You need water. I have no idea what he was thinking.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

The CWJ "experiment" was doomed to fail because:
1. Freeze drying steaks and shipping them cross country to your retarded but more successful brother is just a bad idea.
2. Charles is much more successful than Jack and probably splurges on high quality cuts of Steak rather than buying Chuck roasts and then cooking them partially like Jack

Also, the fact Charles actually tried that shit is absurd. I think even a stray dog would steer clear of that.

 

[p1138]

The CWJ "experiment" was doomed to fail because:
1. Freeze drying steaks and shipping them cross country to your retarded but more successful brother is just a bad idea.
2. Charles is much more successful than Jack and probably splurges on high quality cuts of Steak rather than buying Chuck roasts and then cooking them partially like Jack

Also, the fact Charles actually tried that shit is absurd. I think even a stray dog would steer clear of that.

"well marbled" there's a 2 inch wide vein of fat running through the one on the left when he says that...

Says he's going to cook to 120 which is medium rare...no that isn't medium rare... but he makes a comment about rehydrating and warming it up... you don't want to finish cooking that later because the fat isn't going to last... and then at 2:50 there's just a disgusting un-rendered wad of fat, the exterior isn't browned properly. Then you see Tammy filling the tray and it's 50% raw fat!

"chuck steak".... it's not a steak. Charles should know this. Can't even open the fucking bag!


That looks so fucking vile... I wouldn't give that to a dog.
He's using beef tallow to "re-hydrate" some of this shit? At least he realized that was a fail.

But then he's claiming that the warm water cooked the meat, but he just left it out so after meat sitting for months with the fat to go rancid, he leaves out warm damp meat. Does anyone in the scalfani family understand food safety? He understands the myoglobin basically just leeched out of the meat into the wate, so now he's got pale gray bacteria riddled meat..."has a weird kind of a taste to it"

 

[AltisticRight]

That looks so fucking vile... I wouldn't give that to a dog.
He's using beef tallow to "re-hydrate" some of this shit? At least he realized that was a fail.

Dog food looks better than this.
What a complete waste of beef tallow.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

No wonder everyone is fat.

 

[a terminal posture]

Looks like Jack is going to do a whole episode w/o audio.