Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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ClandestineX said:
Reading what you write sadly. At least I am not a double nigger. :)
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You appear to be a beauty parlor/gorl world poster, so good luck with living life as a fat woman. Now go run along and call CPS or animal protective services on some other fat woman with a youtube channel
 
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Deez Nuts said:
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Referencing here tho and the posting styles match.
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“I just want to spoil him” = I want to make bank off of him
I really can’t believe people believe she actually loves him. Cobra really needs to kick her out before it becomes an issue. I knew people like her who will take advantage of others then doesn’t take getting cut off easy.
 
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10 minutes of Jessica drunkenly ranting about Ellen and how Josh doesn't love her. Notable for Jess declaring that if she won the lottery she would pay other women to fuck Josh because she isn't good enough.

The world is unfair to Jessica because she has, in her own words, great hot pussy and tits. This means that when her parents and teachers told her that no mañ would ever love her and she would die alone and unloved, they were wrong.

This is without a doubt the most pitiable and drunk bitch in the entire world

 
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Molly Millions said:
10 minutes of Jessica drunkenly ranting about Ellen and how Josh doesn't love her. Notable for Jess declaring that if she won the lottery she would pay other women to fuck Josh because she isn't good enough.

The world is unfair to Jessica because she has, in her own words, great pussy and tits. This means that when her parents and teachers told her that no mañ would ever love her and she would die alone and unloved, they were wrong.

This is without a doubt the most pitiable and drunk bitch in the entire world

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People think she is on pills or whatever but they vastly underestimate how fucked up untreated mental illness makes you. BPD is it’s own drug.
 
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Finally watching the Jessica Blue Bathroom stream recap. When she starts BPD ranting it's exactly like how a few of the women in the mental ward sounded when I did hospital security. (I work the computers now, thank God.) Even when they're smaller than you, there's something about crazy woman psycho babble that makes my hairs stand on end. Like they're just some sort of creature wearing a person's skin. Never got that kind of feeling with male psych patients.
 
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Molly Millions said:
10 minutes of Jessica drunkenly ranting about Ellen and how Josh doesn't love her. Notable for Jess declaring that if she won the lottery she would pay other women to fuck Josh because she isn't good enough.

The world is unfair to Jessica because she has, in her own words, great pussy and tits. This means that when her parents and teachers told her that no mañ would ever love her and she would die alone and unloved, they were wrong.

This is without a doubt the most pitiable and drunk bitch in the entire world

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Copes about winning the lottery ✅
Copes about her body ✅

she really is made for Cobes. She’s his soul mate.

How many times have we heard Cobes go on about what he’d do if he won the lottery? How many times have we heard him go on about how he doesn’t understand why people think he’s ugly cause he’s got a big cock and big muscles?
 
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dressedsad said:
what the fuck is he growing out his thumb nail for. extremely disgusting.
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some might say its a coke nail others might say its because he is lazy my guess he uses it to pick his nose and maybe as a guitar pick somehow.
Deez Nuts said:
People think she is on pills or whatever but they vastly underestimate how fucked up untreated mental illness makes you. BPD is it’s own drug.
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we also do not really know how she was raised i am willing to bet a fair amount of her behavior is due to the way she was raised growing up and if the argument she had with her dad was any clue as to what that may have been like i am not surprised one bit that she has never grown up.
 
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I think NAL and Cobra are true and honest lovers meant for each other and wish them great joy and many, MANY successful livestreams. King Cobra can save her!!
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Molly Millions said:
10 minutes of Jessica drunkenly ranting about Ellen and how Josh doesn't love her. Notable for Jess declaring that if she won the lottery she would pay other women to fuck Josh because she isn't good enough.

The world is unfair to Jessica because she has, in her own words, great pussy and tits. This means that when her parents and teachers told her that no mañ would ever love her and she would die alone and unloved, they were wrong.

This is without a doubt the most pitiable and drunk bitch in the entire world

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It sounds like Jawshee went to Walt&Angie's to get a reprieve from the garbage-barge.
 
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dressedsad said:
what the fuck is he growing out his thumb nail for. extremely disgusting.
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Looks like the last remnants of nail polish to season his food with. DELISH!
Drama Fan said:
What's up toobz. Saw this little squeezer's ad on Twitter and had to make a cobes version with the TRUTH about the garlic butter cup situation
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Absolutely a masterpiece, bravo!
Molly Millions said:
The world is unfair to Jessica because she has, in her own words, great hot pussy and tits.
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Ah yes, the Wendy's hamburger pussy. 🤮
 
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