DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
God fucking damnit. His uninformed contrarian hot takes on PC gaming in general and the micro transactions in Dragon's Dogma II is one of DSP's most infuriating (figuratively speaking) traits.

What a fucking chump.

Man bitches about people bitching about microtransactions, calling those people "idiots".

Says same idiot who blew money on the Infinite Wealth Deluxe Edition for items he never used (or will use).

All because the real reason is he doesn't want to sour his dent audience on his DD2 playthrough.

I want off this ride. It's too retarded.

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Yeah but he's older!

I mean, not like OLD old like he's a frail old man and he's playin a feeble magician class like he's Gandalf or a seasoned veteran.

Nah he's Older Phil by like 1 year, but he's like super masculine and buff and stuff and actually looks younger than him currently. He's playing the generic fighter who has a goatee with GREY HAIR AND NOT PATCHY ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE GETS FUCKIN BANNED.

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Also Kat made him a MALE Beasteren named Elric for a Pawn partner because I guess she's like a furry or something. Didn't want to make it female so Phil doesn't OOGLE HER the whole time(Those japanese are kooky perverts haha!)
Little did she know that Phil loves muscular men.

I gotta say I’m impressed at how shit Dave ended up being at one of the most detailed-style and robust character creators in recent days.

Also FatKat really blew it not making Jasper Kitty as the follower. Utterly useless.
 
So this idiot complains about too many RPGs for weeks only to start another RPG hoping for the return of the BG3 money creatures. Now back to complaining about too many RPGs. :story: But oh no he can't play Stellar Blade because it is too sexy for his horny chat. That would have been the obvious business decision. (And I can still see him flip flopping on this...)
 
I mean I would hope I wouldn’t have to explain to you that IF (and that’s a big fucking if) DD2 actually hasn’t compromised gameplay in order to promote transactions, other developers certainly would.

I’ve read enough of your BG3 posts to presume you’ve played video games for at least a few years. You should know this.

no, after i made my post I thought more on it and I can see where you're coming from, it just depends on how pessimistic you are, I suppose.

I do not think MTX will stop. This whole "we need to show companies we don't want this!" I find to be naive. Look at suicide squad. It BOMBED and what was WB's response? "we need more live action games."

I do not think MTX will stop, so I'd prefer we have the RE4R/DMCV/DD2 MTX than anything else, since whether you believe me or not, they are useless and don't affect the games design.

to keep this ontop I got really high yesterday and won't be writing a bg3 post today, though I am watching.
 
"We are looking at adding a feature to the Steam version of the game that will allow players that are already playing to restart the game. We will announce more details as soon as we can." Is not something that should ever need be said in a press release about a game. How does a developer forget to add multiple save slots and/or the ability to delete saves entirely?

Regardless; do pulls count as microtransactions? Asking for a friend.
 
You Limeys are born on one knee and it shows in all aspect of your life
Your right I should just do what everyone else is doing and dooming about video games and never play them again because one day some jackass might decide to make a Mario game where you pay to jump. At least then i won't be "born on one knee".
 
God fucking damnit. His uninformed contrarian hot takes on PC gaming in general and the micro transactions in Dragon's Dogma II is one of DSP's most infuriating (figuratively speaking) traits.

What a fucking chump.
To be fair, he has to defend micro transactions. This way when he really fucks up and gets discovered..............
 
but its being sent to the chaos realm for a month so phil won't have to juggle 3 rpgs... 2 is totally fine but 3? that's out of the question because muh variety. even though all 3 have completely different mechanics.
It will always baffle me why he's not capitalizing on the new game, and instead is sticking to Like a Dragon that has been his lower-supported game the past month. He's sitting at 1 dollar and he's an hour or so in.

Why oh WHY wouldn't you just put the game no one gives a shit about on the shelf and work on BG3 and DD2
 
An old clip of Phil in his 30's years him flexing with supposed Wolverine claws that he made when he was a kid. It was so well-made that the kids thought his father was involved. It appeared so real that his school didn't let him use them because they were afraid Phil would hurt other kids with aluminum foil glued onto cardboard.

Can you imagine past your 15 years old and sill be bragging about this?

Seen it in WPIG.
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Ahh the full goatee & beard era. I can't tell in this clip if he had the most special facial hair ever... the neck beard goatee.
 
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