Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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AncientPhosphur said:
He doesn’t deserve this. Vile hag. Man just wanted to end his dry spell not get raped.
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there have been times when women fuck men in their sleep to get pregnant. hopefully, This doesn't happen to josh. I don't want an anchor baby to be made, so that harpy stays in his life.
 
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All jokes aside, if that was an insane shadow rape caught on livestream last night (if you haven’t seen the clip you must, it’s unhinged), and he was asleep during it, and she does fall pregnant…. there are wild implications ahead.

Could we see it played during a custody battle in court? Or a sexual assault trial?
Get Rekieta to defend NAL as his first ever client in and actual courtroom! (and maybe last the rate his body is breaking down at).

I hadn’t been following and known Cobes had stocked up on protection for her visiting this time? Is that true? So he clearly isn’t up for the ‘if it happens, it happens and we get the superchats to pay for it’ plan she had in mind?

Can‘t wait for today’s ‘episode’!!
We’ve had domestic abuse, rape, whats next??
 
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Captain Ahab said:
. It would explained the constant anger at her parents, the self-destructive behavior, the excessive sexual behavior and lack of boundaries, the endless showers, the substance abuse, etc.
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Unless she was being hyperbolic, she said more than once that she was adopted, and made reference to her birth parents abandoning and rejecting her whe and she was born. She said it after the most row she had with her parents (the bathroom stream before she left for Casper).

Edit: Plenty of adopted kids do just fine. I'm not making excuses for her. But mothers who abandon their newborns don't tend to be mentally well. Who knows what happened, but it is more than possible that she was a meth baby or something.
 
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Grape.Garden said:
So did she really rape him? Knowing Cobes its just another way for him to stick it to the trolls, its going to be some flex "imagine someone wanting you so much they rape you in your sleep toobs. No one is raping my trolls, they are just jealous."
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Cobes' air of machismo won't allow him to acknowledge that he was raped by a sicko he calls a girlfriend
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
there have been times when women fuck men in their sleep to get pregnant. hopefully, This doesn't happen to josh. I don't want an anchor baby to be made, so that harpy stays in his life.
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She just got kicked out of her parents house. What do you expect she's doing? Ensuring she has a roof over her head
 
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bonified retard said:
Fuck sickos, and rape in all forms buuuuutttt i gotta admit it's kinda funny to me considering how obsessed he is with rape and double standards.

Im sure he's going to either deny being asleep, or that it even happened at all.
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Cobes has spent countless hours pontificating on gendur relayshuns and yet he is bretrayed by the sicko femoid race as repayment! (:_(
 
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Noxe said:
She just got kicked out of her parents house. What do you expect she's doing? Ensuring she has a roof over her head
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That's not even saying the worst part. She left her parent's house on the WORST terms you can. Screaming and yelling. At one point she wasn't even saying words. It was like "Kirby swallowed an air raid siren and attempted to speak" to quote Saturated Content. That was so bad it made my skin want to physically crawl off my body. Everything about Methica is horrible.

I hope Cobes can escape. This is not what's up toobz. Methica is going to make him go crazy and actually sacrifice her to the Dark Lord.
 
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Eyesore City said:
It's a miracle Cobes' dick even works much less while completely unconscious. The convenient shadow and seeing the way this has reddit seething, my money is she's an elaborate troll.
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It was most likely just that, an elaborate troll, but she baby trapping him after that schyzo, almost pre-murder self-hype speech she gave during stream is still a very possible occurrence, even more now that she's bunk buddy N°3 counting Shon.
 
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bonified retard said:
Fuck sickos, and rape in all forms buuuuutttt i gotta admit it's kinda funny to me considering how obsessed he is with rape and double standards.

Im sure he's going to either deny being asleep, or that it even happened at all.
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I'll tell you exactly how it will go. The sub-Reddit will constantly have posts up about how Josh was raped which will in turn cause people to constantly say he was raped during his streams. Josh will see the Reddit and will see the chat messages/superchats which will cause his ODD to kick in. He will then constantly be screaming about "MY TROLES ARE SICKOS AND ACCUSE JESSICA OF RAPING ME, THEY'RE SICK IN THE HEAD DOODT." If the glass tappers were smart (they aren't) and wanted him to admit it or acknowledge it they would flood the Reddit and chat with things saying "Josh wasn't raped" but that's too smart of a move for them.
 
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Mister Baranavichy said:
It was most likely just that, an elaborate troll, but she baby trapping him after that schyzo, almost pre-murder self-hype speech she gave during stream is still a very possible occurrence, even more now that she's bunk buddy N°3 counting Shon.
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:optimistic: of you to think that Foghorn Wraithborn can come up with a 5D chess move like that. She seems like a trainwreck got freaky with a plane crash and the foreplay produced offspring before the real thing got started. Jessica is the final troll and maybe certifiably insane. Jason Vorhees mixed with Aileen Wuornos.
 
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Hennimore said:
I'll tell you exactly how it will go. The sub-Reddit will constantly have posts up about how Josh was raped which will in turn cause people to constantly say he was raped during his streams. Josh will see the Reddit and will see the chat messages/superchats which will cause his ODD to kick in. He will then constantly be screaming about "MY TROLES ARE SICKOS AND ACCUSE JESSICA OF RAPING ME, THEY'RE SICK IN THE HEAD DOODT." If the glass tappers were smart (they aren't) and wanted him to admit it or acknowledge it they would flood the Reddit and chat with things saying "Josh wasn't raped" but that's too smart of a move for them.
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Nah if they all said he wasn't raped he wouldn't be like "I was too doodt!" Hed just call them true and honest fans. Who defend him and Methica.
 
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