Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Tragi-Chan]

Not that trooning out isn't enough, but the fact that his family wants nothing to do with him and brought him to a rehab program tells me that it probably wasn't the only thing he was doing to ruin the relationship

He says that he and his fiancée were sharing a debit card, yet at no point does he indicate that it was a joint account. Nor does he mention losing his job when he went to jail. So it’s pretty clear that he was parasitic on his girlfriend. Possibly he was stealing money.

The fact that he’s talking about flirting with boys after breaking up with a woman is weird too. It suggests that either he was using her or he’s faking being trans in the hope of grifting off the troon community.

 

[The Ugly One]

I think a vast majority do believe they pass. As we know, a huge proportion of troons have autism. A feature of autistic thinking style is an extreme emphasis on details and being unable to see the big picture. Also noted with eating disorders and ocd.

That’s why male and female troons get obsessed with the stupidest little details. “How do guys fix a tag?” And whatnot, while ignoring the glaring fact that they are obviously men/women.

Combine this with a general black and white thinking style. “Men have short nails and women have long nails”. And typical face blindness, and you have a Troon.

They can look in the mirror and see that they are following the “rules”. E.g. “I have long hair, lipstick, long nails and a dress” and they genuinely believe that they look like a real woman.

Having limited theory of mind means that they think everyone else sees them that way too.

Your brain also plays odd tricks on you when you look at yourself in a mirror. I don't know who that ugly bastard is in photos ostensibly of me, because he looks nothing like that handsome devil I see in the mirror every day.

 

[Geraldine]

The fact that he’s talking about flirting with boys after breaking up with a woman is weird too. It suggests that either he was using her or he’s faking being trans in the hope of grifting off the troon community.

Faking being trans? One way or another that's all of them.

My guess is he's bisexual tending toward gay, was living off the girlfriend, and is now supporting himself as a hooker at the mall. The fire stairs afford some privacy for a quick blow job and maybe for sleeping when the mall is closed.

The situation will last until mall security gets wise (or someone complains).

Or perhaps it will all end when one of the "boys" gets violent.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

praying for this to happen to the laverys in 2025

The dungarees guy...I cannot see it. Dungarees are popular with 80s lesbians, straight women pre-covid, and dexy's midnight runners in the come on, eileen video. I have never seen an irl man wear one. And yet, I just can't see it. I've heard of MTFs pretending to be FTMs since at least 5 years ago ... a guy with a genuine micropeen might find it less embarrassing to be rejected for being a (pretend) pooner that a real micropeen man, maybe that's what happening. There's no mention of her reacting to zipper scars after all.

In the south they’re pretty popular. Guys down here wear them to work, hunt, fish etc and recently the urban population has also started to pick up on them. I’d imagine it’s heavily dependent on region but they do serve a practical purpose down here in addition to being like a country boy aesthetic.

 

[Candidate No 7]

Men will never understand that women will fawn under duress and that this behavior is not a reflection of our true feelings. It’s the same misunderstanding that leads troons to assume that a cornered woman in a bathroom smiling and nodding at the visibly erect man in a dress is not a sign of approval or welcome.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

A severely mentally ill and autistic tranny made a list of transphobes: 84,454 and counting.
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https://github.com/bethylamine/twitter-archives/blob/main/twitter_transphobes.txt

If you would like, you can log into your twitter account and give this troon access so they can add you to the list

https://api.beth.lgbt/add/me

https://archive.is/wip/GrsQv

(warning: troon site, might be logging IPs)

Spoiler: Site Text

To add yourself to the transphobe list, click here (note: i removed the link) to sign in with Twitter (to verify your identity), then you'll be added. The API token is solely used to get your username to put into the report.

Yeah, i'll pass on that one (something you'll never do "beth")

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

"She left with no notice no warning nothing"

This is how arrogant and narcissistic these fucking lunatics are. The NOTICE was when you got locked up, the WARNING was when you started taking female hormones to not only stop being the man she was going to marry, but putting on the female version of blackface and pretending to be something you'll never be.

And the idiot ends the whole thing with "woe is me my parents won't even let me sleep on the floor I'll violate my probation if I don't pay my court fees but by the way I'm going to go to the mall in my cute clothes and flirt with boyssssss."

You flirting with boyssssss is probably one of the MYRIAD of reasons your fucking fiance left you. Nice cone tits tho, bro.

 

[Wallace]

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"She left with no notice no warning nothing"

This is how arrogant and narcissistic these fucking lunatics are. The NOTICE was when you got locked up, the WARNING was when you started taking female hormones to not only stop being the man she was going to marry, but putting on the female version of blackface and pretending to be something you'll never be.

And the idiot ends the whole thing with "woe is me my parents won't even let me sleep on the floor I'll violate my probation if I don't pay my court fees but by the way I'm going to go to the mall in my cute clothes and flirt with boyssssss."

You flirting with boyssssss is probably one of the MYRIAD of reasons your fucking fiance left you. Nice cone tits tho, bro.

It's genuinely impressive how when offered a choice between "get your shit together and try to function as a human being" versus "gender euphoria", troons choose the latter every time. Just like drug addicts.

 

[King Koopa]

A tale of woe that makes me smile.
No children involved, fiancé got out in time, parents aren't having it.
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Fiance left me because I came out as trans, went to jail & now I'm homeless vent

At least I got to take my fucking hrt in there. She left with no notice no warning nothing, she was acting supportive of me the whole time but wasn't actually okay with it... She suddenly moved in with her parents a week before rent was due and took everything. Including all our toiletries. We were sharing a debit card, I didn't have shit, I stole a bottle of lotion and pack of baby wipes from a store and got a fucking robbery charge... I spent 5 months in county jail waiting for court, now I'm on probation. But I got released homeless, my family won't even let me sleep on a floor. They tried to take me some Salvation army place but they said I had to cut my hair... It wasn't even a shelter it was deadass a rehab place that doesn't let you leave or work and it's a six month program, I have probation fees and shit to pay if I don't I'll violate. They got me a hotel for a night, my mom (after begging the fuck out of her) said she'll take me another shelter this afternoon. My plan is to job hunt during the day and stay in the shelter at night but I'm so scared my hormones realllllly kicked in during jail I look way more feminine I'm scared about getting fucked with just in fear in general. This fucking sucks. I've been so incredibly stressed out the past 5 months every day and I've been doing all day after getting out yesterday. I've never been on my own never been homeless, no one in my family says they have "space" for me but they just don't want thier own space interrupted and they're weirded out by me.

On a positive note, I finally got to shave and get pretty after 5 months. I have some cute clothes, I'm going to hang out at the mall and flirt with boysssssss.

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"She left with no notice no warning nothing"

This is how arrogant and narcissistic these fucking lunatics are. The NOTICE was when you got locked up, the WARNING was when you started taking female hormones to not only stop being the man she was going to marry, but putting on the female version of blackface and pretending to be something you'll never be.

And the idiot ends the whole thing with "woe is me my parents won't even let me sleep on the floor I'll violate my probation if I don't pay my court fees but by the way I'm going to go to the mall in my cute clothes and flirt with boyssssss."

You flirting with boyssssss is probably one of the MYRIAD of reasons your fucking fiance left you. Nice cone tits tho, bro.

Some more background on this guy: he's 30 years old, has two sons, frequents recreational cough syrup subreddits, and is confirmed autistic

Spoiler: More selfies

 

[Josephine Knezevic]

If you would like, you can log into your twitter account and give this troon access so they can add you to the list

It would be funny; I have an account only to look and keep up with stuff. But it doesn't worth it. I don't trust them at all . And btw I think this list violetes the GDPR, so if some Europeans are in there and they are very mad about it, they can sue the hell out of this person.

 

[Geraldine]

Some more background on this guy: he's 30 years old, has two sons, frequents recreational cough syrup subreddits, and is confirmed autistic

Two sons by someone other than the fiancée who dumped him?

Troon so self involved he didn't mention the kids, presumably because they are well out of his reach and he can't hurt them.

I didn't even know there were recreational cough syrup subreddits.

No matter how fucked up you think a troon is, there's always more.

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

It's genuinely impressive how when offered a choice between "get your shit together and try to function as a human being" versus "gender euphoria", troons choose the latter every time. Just like drug addicts.

That's really what it is they're like drug addicts. Post another "poor me" story on social media. JUNKIE.

And to add a comment to King Koopas post look at this shit:



You ever notice how it's NEVER a feminine looking guy that becomes a troon? It's always either some fat guy who's almost horseshoe bald, or some roided out looking motherfucker who looks like he works the opening matches for pro wrestling.

Look at that picture on the left. If you didn't know who that was and you weren't familiar with wrestling and I told you that he was some jobber Cody Rhodes beat last Monday on Raw in a squash match, you would BELIEVE me

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

Two sons by someone other than the fiancée who dumped him?

That idiot has TWO different son's that will carry on his last name. Jesus.

Troon so self involved he didn't mention the kids, presumably because they are well out of his reach and he can't hurt them.

Let's hope so.

I didn't even know there were recreational cough syrup subreddits.

People who always did cough syrup or whippets in high school would make me laugh so hard. It's like you're making yourself retarded for a cheap high. I was always like you know I bought a bunch of beer to this party, right?

No matter how fucked up you think a troon is, there's always more.

Things can ALWAYS get worse online. I thought the cringiest thing ever was when I listened to insane clown posse when I was 15 (in my defense I was 15) then everybody started getting online and I found out about people who spend thousands to dress up like mascots and fuck each other. After that wearing clown makeup to concerts freshman year didn't seem so bad.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Holy shit, I'm wiping away tears right now.

Your eyes are squirting? How validating!

 

[Wallace]

When you're oppressed by Microsoft Word.

 

[DSHK]

Spoiler: Manmade horrors beyond your comprehension

Lil pooner got the rotdog installation

 

[RandallBoggs]

I’m IMMENSELY curious to know what traits he considers to be “girl autism”

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

why do troons wear shit that actual women would never be caught dead in?

 

[Hassou Tobi]

why do troons wear shit that actual women would never be caught dead in?

It’s the gross dirty mirror and bathrooms that do it for me. Very few women would attempt to take a selfie in this background…but troons are just oblivious that they’re even advertising themselves as gross.

 

[Peaches Demure]

Shouldn't have resisted arrest and it would have only been a misdemeanor charge.

Plus you don't get "robbery" charges from shoplifting, regardless of the value of the object(s) you stole. Robbery by definition contains threats of violence. It's amazing how many people don't know the difference between robbery and theft.