Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Bloitzhole]

 

[I don't say the N-Word]

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[Troon_Patrol]

I'm honestly disappointed he walked his original tweet back with the latest one "Attack on civilians is a warcrime..." He has me blocked on Twitter so I don't know whats really going on. I didn't even really do much, even by Pats standards I just made fun of his car, not even that badly. I guess it really doesn't take much to upset him. You can really tell he will get more furious over someone calling the Rustang a V6 than making a joke about fucking his wife. Poor Nicki, her only value to Patrick is access to her mom's retirement fund. Based on recent events it's obvious he's not sexually satisfying to her. Steady diet of Benzos and anti-depressants will obliterate a woman's sex drive anyway I suppose.

Hey, anyone remember when the Ukraine war kicked off and Pat kept posting like he was a former Green Beret turned CIA field agent? Kept larping about guns and maneuver warfare? "General Fatton". Remember when someone suggested he kit up and fly out to Ukraine to help the fight in person? He told them to go fuck themselves and immediately blocked them? It wasn't even someone who was making fun of him, it was 100% a good faith question (far as I know) and he totally lost his shit and got assmad? That's one of my favorites of all time. Anyone have this screenshot?

 

[The Feline Solution]

As in when he talks about sex it is offensive, he has not been convicted for any sexual offences though, just for domestic violence and he sure does run defense for the people who have been convicted of sex offences. Let's just say aspiring convicted sex offender. He has for sure committed fence offences though.

His gym selfies just make him look like the most stereotypical sex offender to me, leering eyes and all. Having close friendships with convicted sex offenders like Dom and Jackson, not to mention the SFWA chomo gang, probably results in a "If you stare long enough into the abyss..." kinda situation.

 

[Maude Snew]

Remember when someone suggested he kit up and fly out to Ukraine to help the fight in person?

Good sir, they're at war. They don't have the rations to spare to feed him and there's no niggers there for him to catch his own food. Operation Dumbo Drop would be a complete disaster.

 

[Creative Username]

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You're entering the Twilight Zone.

No, child. Pat lives in a strange dimension of backwards fences and suspicious pepperoni known as the FaTpaT Zone. It's similar to the Twilight Zone, but it's even more of a personal hell for Pat than the Twilight Zone could ever hope to be. He's also too fat to fit in the Twilight Zone, so he needs a dimension for himself.

 

[Judge Holden]

So in the wake of using new years festivities to drown my sorrows for fatrick coming in third fucking place for cow of the year, I decided to cheer myself up the way I always do by trawling through wikipedia pages for members of the nazi government.....and then I saw this on the page for Heinrich Himmler
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I cant fucking escape this piggish fucking queer......

Ok this aint even funny no more, i am getting genuinely worried the faTulpa I have been forging for my sexual gratification has escaped into the waking world and is actively fucking with me

I was literally just 10 minutes ago at a family members house sat in front of some boring ass shit on TV about art history and they brought up some nigga from the 17th century by the name of Sir Joshua Reynolds, and I suddenly heard the phrase "characteristic finger pointing to the face", looked up and saw this


and then this


and then this


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[Post Reply]

I cant fucking escape this piggish fucking queer

The Patulpa has taken root. Now it is learning to influence your senses. Enjoy possession, child.

 

[Judge Holden]

The Patulpa has taken root. Now it is learning to influence your senses. Enjoy possession, child.

The pig brought me back. I told you he won't let me leave - he won't let anyone leave.

Did you really think you could destroy this thread? Its defied drama and tism..... its been to places you couldn't possibly imagine.

And now... it is time to go back....

 

[SentinentCloud]

how doi summon the FaTulfa???????

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

The only place this piggy might earn an "A" grade is in the swine barn at the State Fair.

Tomlinson's Famous Pig
Oh wow! Look at him now!
Tomlinson's Famous Pig
Sooey! What do you see?
The fattest hog in Milwaukee!
Fine swine, on Twitter he whines
Good God, he’s just so big!
He's alcoholic, arrogant, mental
Stalker childing-
Fine phenomenal-

My land! He paid 80 grand,
Tomlinson's Famous Pig
Golly! You know he eats
Pounds of pepperoni
Fine swine, on Twitter he whines
Good God, he’s just so big!
He's alcoholic, arrogant, mental
Alcoholic, arrogant, mental

Tomlinson, Tomlinson
Tomlinson, Tomlinson
Tomlinson’s

Tomlinson's Famous Pig!

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

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Needs more him hiding behind Niki’s skirt and ignoring her while he xeets fatly that he won’t be paying a penny.

 

[AnOminous]

As in when he talks about sex it is offensive, he has not been convicted for any sexual offences though, just for domestic violence and he sure does run defense for the people who have been convicted of sex offences.

He pled that down to disorderly conduct. They probably let him off easy because they realized he is an FFWBT who wasn't going to do anything.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Nikki's name on those checks...What kind of man lets his mentally ill wife pay off his debts, let alone his ridiculous debts that he unnecessarily ran up due to his stupidity, truculence and obstinacy?

An actual tough guy who will spoon feed you your teeth, child.

One of these days he's going to piss off someone who as just as crazy as he is but not so much a pussy.

I would so love to see him slapped around. There's a fight scene in that new Roadhouse movie where the main character does exactly that to some tough guys. If you watch it you'll see what I'm hoping happens to Patrick one day.

 

[Summer of George]

I once had a lawyer uncle who often said that you should always vote out judges - if for no other reason than just to shake up the status quo.

Judges Pedro Colón and Billy Sosnay are up for reelection on April 2.*

Now, even though we know these two fine gentlemen to be very based chads, the fact is that they are running unopposed. I feel it is within the public interest to level the playing field and give them some challengers.


Now before anyone gets all upset, don't fret. The "sir please don't do that" judge from the BDA hearing is actually an appointed commissioner, not an elected judge, so he ain't going anywhere lol. (By the way, this is him in case you'd ever like to put a face to that voice. This is the guy who slapped down Patty in TRO court lmao)


* These guys have nothing to do with the pending Federal case; they're just two figures from past Patlore who have had oinkings come across their desks at some point.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

I dont think this has been posted before but its another interesting normie take on patrick

 

[*sigh*]

Cruisin' down the street, he catches your eye,
But something 'bout him just don't seem right.
His snout's a bit long, and his ears are too big,
Everybody's whisperin', "That dude looks like a pig!"

That dude looks like a pig!
Oinkin' down the avenue, he's a sight to see,
That dude looks like a pig!
With his curly tail waggin', he's wild and free.

He struts around town, like he owns the place,
But he's got a trot that's hard to embrace.
His grunts and his snorts, they're hard to ignore,
That dude's got bacon vibes, right down to his core!

That dude looks like a pig!
Rootin' through the garbage, he's living the dream,
That dude looks like a pig!
With his muddy hooves stompin', he's quite the scene.

Some folks may laugh, some folks may sneer,
But he's living his truth, without any fear.
He's got piggy charm, can't you see?
That dude's got style, uniquely.

That dude looks like a pig!
Makin' a splash in the mud, he's in his prime,
That dude looks like a pig!
With his snout in the trough, he's havin' a good time.

So next time you see him, don't be hasty to judge,
Embrace his piggy vibes, don't hold a grudge.
For in this world, we're all a bit unique,
And that dude who looks like a pig, he's one of a squeak!

 

[Kirtto]

I dont think this has been posted before but its another interesting normie take on patrick

People accidentally stumbled into him and his insanity will never to be funny

 

[The Taco Santo!]

When was he an honor roll student?

When it mattered. Can you even read? I'm sorry you're so stupid, stalker child. Off to prison for you. Enjoy incarceration, I know I will.

He said "honor roll where it counts". What part of school is he referring to? Lunch?

Didn't he almost fail gym class? That takes a special kind of stupid.