Are you lost needing femoid advice post here - For the poor bastard's who dare or are just curious

[Susanna]

The only situation that I think this is acceptable in is if you keep getting annoying solicitors and you answer the door in just a shirt and no undies. They're so aggressive, fuck them. And at least you have some plausible deniability if they report you ("they kept ringing the bell so I thought it was urgent, and I thought the shirt was long enough")

In USA it's illegal to be naked in your own home?

 

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In USA it's illegal to be naked in your own home?

It's not illegal but there are situations that could get a person arrested even while in their home; like if there's kids playing in the neighborhood and some guy opens his curtains while naked and just stands there watching the kids...

I'm pretty sure that would get the guy a warning from the police, at the very least. I think it violates "decency laws"?

It's just not a good idea to open the door naked here.

 

[TapewormSalesman]

if a woman did it I think It’s less weird even if it’s uncommon… there’s nothing dangling…

I mean, who hasn't used an oversized shirt for PJ's/improvised night gown? It's basically that

shirt-cocking

Now that I give it some thought, it really is weird if a man does it, but it might stem from something like an image of a man in a dress, like if a woman does it in a tshirt it's gonna make a "dress" shape with your eye drawing the lines down, even if it's short enough that the ass sticks out, if you do the same on a man it's almost like he's in a mumu

 

[grimacefetishist]

Legit question, that's based on personal opinion that I'm trying to prove is universal to a friend, for the 4 women of the farms.

Is shirt-cocking the most unattractive way a man can presente to a woman? That no matter how attractive they are, muscles, face, what have you, they can never be attractive looking like this, am I correct or would you find this attractive? Why?

I don't really see this as a thing that could have any appeal. It just seems like more of a functional thing, like you want to be naked but you don't want to irritate your bacne

 

[Chromeo]

Legit question, that's based on personal opinion that I'm trying to prove is universal to a friend, for the 4 women of the farms.

Is shirt-cocking the most unattractive way a man can presente to a woman? That no matter how attractive they are, muscles, face, what have you, they can never be attractive looking like this, am I correct or would you find this attractive? Why?

I mean, inoffensive if the guy's attractive to you, but I think the bulk of the "attractive" parts on a guy are on the shirt half. You're basically covering the part women find hottest and dangling the ugliest part. This is why women wear the top and men wear the bottoms when a couple splits a pair of pajamas.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

It's not illegal but there are situations that could get a person arrested even while in their home; like if there's kids playing in the neighborhood and some guy opens his curtains while naked and just stands there watching the kids...

I'm pretty sure that would get the guy a warning from the police, at the very least. I think it violates "decency laws"?

It's just not a good idea to open the door naked here.

do you have any cases as example , or do I need to page Useful mistake ?

 

[pork and beans]

but it might stem from something like an image of a man in a dress, like if a woman does it in a tshirt it's gonna make a "dress" shape with your eye drawing the lines down, even if it's short enough that the ass sticks out, if you do the same on a man it's almost like he's in a mumu

But it’s a shirt, not a dress.., Right?
I think what’s weird is that guys have the thing dangling, but we don’t have anything. So it would be weird to see a guy letting it dangle (this could be a The Cranberries song Lol) even though his torso is covered…
if it’s a gown, it’s whatever. But I have to say I think it’s odd to not wear underwear under a gown/oversize tee.

the bulk of the "attractive" parts on a guy are on the shirt half. You're basically covering the part women find hottest and dangling the ugliest part.

Yeh, exactly. Meanwhile with women that lower part of the body is something that is more commonly considered very appealing and beautiful. And if instead of a shirt it’s a top or something, it wouldn’t be hiding that much anyway.

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

Keep my pony tail or remove it? My hair is properly cared for, just wondering if it's unattractive or not

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I mean, inoffensive if the guy's attractive to you, but I think the bulk of the "attractive" parts on a guy are on the shirt half. You're basically covering the part women find hottest and dangling the ugliest part. This is why women wear the top and men wear the bottoms when a couple splits a pair of pajamas.

No. It is weird and unappealing no matter what. I suffer empathetic cringe. And I hope never to witness it again.

And is not because I don't enjoy the bits; I do. It's that wearing a shirt on top and nothing below for men is just WRONG.

My word on this is law.

Keep my pony tail or remove it? My hair is properly cared for, just wondering if it's unattractive or not

How's your hairline?

 

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do you have any cases as example , or do I need to page Useful mistake ?

Found a case from 2009 here.

Snippets of article:


The general consensus from what I've just read on law blogs is that if your nudity is visible to others (through an open door or window, possibly even through a fence), then it can be a criminal offense. But it doesn't seem to be treated too harshly unless the nude person was trying to force others to see, and/or they have have sexual intent.

Us Americans reserve our rights to not have to see each other's junk even if it's on their own property!

 

[umami's milk]

Today I've learned that I'm a little freak who is part of the few who can appreciate a man with nice legs. It's okay to wear a shirt and no pants but you must:
-be at home
-be wearing underwear underneath
-be wearing a shirt that is long enough to cover aforementioned underwear
-have nice, proportioned, well toned legs. no twigs, no chicken legs, no fatties.

 

[pork and beans]

Today I've learned that I'm a little freak who is part of the few who can appreciate a man with nice legs. It's okay to wear a shirt and no pants but you must:
-be at home
-be wearing underwear underneath
-be wearing a shirt that is long enough to cover aforementioned underwear
-have nice, proportioned, well toned legs. no twigs, no chicken legs, no fatties.

I also appreciate well toned legs with nice quads but the penis ruins it put on boxers

My hair is properly cared for, just wondering if it's unattractive or not

If it’s thick hair and or pretty and fits your face then definitely keep it if not then maybe consider cutting it

 

[suspended animation]

Today I've learned that I'm a little freak who is part of the few who can appreciate a man with nice legs. It's okay to wear a shirt and no pants but you must:
-be at home
-be wearing underwear underneath
-be wearing a shirt that is long enough to cover aforementioned underwear
-have nice, proportioned, well toned legs. no twigs, no chicken legs, no fatties.

"Shirt-cocking" is wearing only a shirt and nothing else- not even underwear- which is the problem.

I think most women love mens legs, we just object to the lack of underwear in this case.

 

[JamusActimus]

I'd rather be a whore than a faggot

Too bad you're both.

Keep my pony tail or remove it? My hair is properly cared for, just wondering if it's unattractive or not

Did a girl ever compliment your hair? (Or guy)

 

[umami's milk]

"Shirt-cocking" is wearing only a shirt and nothing else- not even underwear- which is the problem.

sorry, misread the definition. without pants or underwear.
don't have your dick swanging, gents.

 

[JamusActimus]

Shirt-cocking with a wifebeater is the look a drunk uncle/dad has before he diddles someone.

I think a nice short Calvin Klein (original I know) underwear is the best look.

I might be wrong as a penis haver tho.

 

[Phoneposter]

The fuck dude?! Sounds like you’re on the slippery slope to jacking off to celebrity feet.

Feet just are… Nothing adorable about them. Women’s knees are also less… Weird looking than men’s knees, but that doesn’t mean they’re “adorable”.

They are absolutely adorable. They need to be caressed and protected. They need to be pampered and kissed.
Girl knees could be kissed too but they do not have such a hard time as her beautiful delicate little feet.

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

No. It is weird and unappealing no matter what. I suffer empathetic cringe. And I hope never to witness it again.

And is not because I don't enjoy the bits; I do. It's that wearing a shirt on top and nothing below for men is just WRONG.

My word on this is law.


How's your hairline

Too bad you're both.

Did a girl ever compliment your hair? (Or guy)

I never receive compliments, but I haven't heard anything negative I guess.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

Here's a weird question but I think it's important. How can I be more supportive for my partner and her health issues?

My girlfriend has a bunch of health problems, headaches, chemical imbalances, body temperature regulation, all that kinda stuff. She's really sweet and I love her and all that but sometimes her health stuff can be a handful and kinda depressing. She tells me about it all the time.

I just wanna know a good way I can deal with it, because I feel like if i don't adapt to it I can't make things work between us. I really really like her but it's just that sometimes hearing about her health stuff makes me feel worried and helpless on her behalf.

What do you suggest?

 

[Pomniman]

Here's a weird question but I think it's important. How can I be more supportive for my partner and her health issues?

My girlfriend has a bunch of health problems, headaches, chemical imbalances, body temperature regulation, all that kinda stuff. She's really sweet and I love her and all that but sometimes her health stuff can be a handful and kinda depressing. She tells me about it all the time.

I just wanna know a good way I can deal with it, because I feel like if i don't adapt to it I can't make things work between us. I really really like her but it's just that sometimes hearing about her health stuff makes me feel worried and helpless on her behalf.

What do you suggest?

What is this shit, even? If your life is so much of a constant guilt trip that you're asking random niggers on the internet for advice over this, don't ask how to be a better doormat and just kick the bitch to the curb instead. You say she's your girlfriend, so you're not even married to her and presumably don't have any kids or anything tying you to her. Why put up with any of this bullshit if it's bringing you down this much and you have no compelling reason to stick with her? If your woman is using you as an emotional tampon you have an albatross around your neck rather than a girlfriend.