Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[eatler]

DEMONIC CHANTING

I thought you were fucking with us when you wrote this. That’s hilarious, it’s clearly been forever since he’s seen the original because I don’t remember ghost blowies being family friendly.

Also the popcorn bucket he’s mentioning is a AMC exclusive, it looks kinda neat for the novelty but it’s obviously just something that will collect dust.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I thought you were fucking with us when you wrote this. That’s hilarious, it’s clearly been forever since he’s seen the original because I don’t remember ghost blowies being family friendly.

Also the popcorn bucket he’s mentioning is a AMC exclusive, it looks kinda neat for the novelty but it’s obviously just something that will collect dust.

Junior does demonic chanting on his video game livestreams he says the hard R version of the N word

 

[AltisticRight]

More atrocious AI slop from Jack Scalfani's store. The descriptions are just as retarded.

Look at the crooked windows. What is that structure on the left side? Why is there a signature scribble? Why does an obviously medieval farmhouse have what appears to be tyre tracks? Did horsecars use mostercar tyres?

Here's an image of an Old English Renaissance farmhouse set in a picturesque countryside landscape.

POV: A litter of cats with down syndrome.

a momma cat loving time with her kittens.:

A lion with 2 or 3 tails and multiple toes.

Here is an artistic image of a majestic lion, standing proudly on a rocky outcrop. The lion's mane is full and golden, blowing gently in the wind. Its eyes are piercing and filled with wisdom. The background features a vast savannah landscape, with distant mountains and a setting sun casting a warm golden light. The scene captures the regal presence and natural beauty of the king of the jungle.

Look at those hands, what even is this? What is that thing on the fence in the back, a rooster-dog hybrid?


I hope a native tribe puts Jack Scalfani on a spike.

Here is an artistic image of a Native American dreamcatcher, featuring detailed craftsmanship and vibrant colors. The dreamcatcher has a circular frame made of natural wood, with a beautifully woven web in the center. Delicate feathers and colorful beads hang from the frame, adding to its traditional and spiritual significance. The background is a soft gradient, enhancing the dreamcatcher's intricate details and the artistry involved in its creation.

Lol >working

WORKING HARD UNTIL THE SUN GOES DOWN.

Do they look like Native Americans?
Do natives sew pride flags with cotton strings in baskets?
Is that how people sew? Just hang the strings off a wooden rod and the sewing manifests itself into existence?

SOMETHING RELAXING ABOUT THE WARMTH OF NATIVE AMERICANS.

Jack...


Jack had a stroke when he wrote this.

THIS IS MY GIFT SHOP THAT IS NOT COOKING WITH JACK RELATED. SHOW RELATED STUFF IS ANOTHER STORE

 

[AnOminous]

Look at those hands, what even is this? What is that thing on the fence in the back, a rooster-dog hybrid?

It's like his multiple strokes result in even his AI-generated shit looking like it was done by an absolute fucking retard.

Somehow, the good stuff that comes out of AI generation is generally generated by people who are not absolute fucking retards, which is why most of the people complaining about AI are, in fact, absolute fucking retards. When it's generated by people like Jackhole, unsurprisingly it looks like complete shit.

 

[AltisticRight]

It's like his multiple strokes result in even his AI-generated shit looking like it was done by an absolute fucking retard.

Somehow, the good stuff that comes out of AI generation is generally generated by people who are not absolute fucking retards, which is why most of the people complaining about AI are, in fact, absolute fucking retards. When it's generated by people like Jackhole, unsurprisingly it looks like complete shit.

Quiz time: how many stars on the American flag?

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Junior does demonic chanting on his video game livestreams he says the hard R version of the N word

He hasn't cut back? Last I tuned into one of his streams like 3-4 weeks ago he was telling one of his boys to stop using the N word on the stream because he was trying to get sponsors and what not. He tends to tardrage frequently so I'm sure he didn't hold himself to the new standard.

 

[Human Butthole]

Homebrewing isn't that dangerous for your average Joe but I wouldn't trust this stroked-out dumbass to achieve anything less than blowing up his still.

How awesome would a Jack and Kobes mead stream?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jack reviews the new Ghostbusters

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"DEMONIC CHANTING"

"DEMONIC FIGURES"

lol evangelical boomers are always throwing tantrums about "demonic" and "satanic" things.

 

[lindsayfan]

Here is an artistic image of a Native American dreamcatcher, featuring detailed craftsmanship and vibrant colors. The dreamcatcher has a circular frame made of natural wood, with a beautifully woven web in the center. Delicate feathers and colorful beads hang from the frame, adding to its traditional and spiritual significance. The background is a soft gradient, enhancing the dreamcatcher's intricate details and the artistry involved in its creation.

this is an AI-generated description, but it also sounds like an AI prompt. compare it to jack's writing style, "SOMETHING ABOUT THE WARMTH." what we can conclude from this is that jack is using chapgpt to generate a.i. text prompts , which he then feeds into an A.I. image creator.

he then also uses those generated prompts as descriptions for the 'art' created from them... at least in cases where he doesn't fuck up the description by accidentally instead copy-pasting in HIS original prompt ("SOMETHING ABOUT THE WARMTH") instead of the verbose a.i.-created one.

I would bet this year's Kiwi Farms janny salary from Null that the name of this shop was also suggested by AI.
It makes zero sense, what is a dilly? What does Jack Scalfani know about dolphins?

yeah-- the name, the logo, the header image, all of it. if you google "A.I. etsy shop" or w/e you'll get a bunch of results, mostly 'how to' videos with insufferable hosts, explaining how a.i. can build you a whole shop from nothing, in moments.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Have we considered that he might consider the breading to be seasoning? You can put bread crumbs into a shaker, after all. Rules lawyering your diet is how you know you're doing it correctly, right?

Jack has learned the ancient art of Jewish pippul

 

[Falcon Sebben]

More atrocious AI slop from Jack Scalfani's store. The descriptions are just as retarded.

And just when I thought he couldn't get any more retarded he does.

He's seriously trying to sell AI generated art that any retard can just create themselves? And those prices?

Yeah. Fatty has completely lost it at this point or they really really REALLY need money.

 

[Tiresome]

The Onion's latest article about a loser posting his unsolicited Ghostbusters opinion online made me laugh at the unexpected resemblance.

 

[AltisticRight]

Jack has learned the ancient art of Jewish pippul

It's spelt pilpul and that's what rabbis exist to do, autistically analyse scripture. It's what Bible and Quran scholars do as well, we just don't call it that.

Jack is too dumb for anything that requires detail. You can see it in his cooking.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Look at the crooked windows. What is that structure on the left side? Why is there a signature scribble? Why does an obviously medieval farmhouse have what appears to be tyre tracks? Did horsecars use mostercar tyres?

He didn't say it was set during the Renaissance era, MOM. [OBJ] [OBJ]

My best guess is the AI prompt was drawing off of someone's work and it added a signature like the original source images. What I would give to find out it was actually an Original Hitler...

 

[topshrek]

Jack reviews the new Ghostbusters

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"DEMONIC CHANTING"

"DEMONIC FIGURES"

"MOVIE WUZ GUD"
"STORY WUZ GUD"
"CHARACTURZ WUZ GUD"
"GHOSTS WUZ SCARY"

Yet another insightful film critique that we've come to expect from cinephile Jack Scalfani. Truly groundbreaking analysis

 

[semitooth]

Jack is live right now with some freak who has gauges. he looks like the nigga from system of a down. They have completely run out of topics and its only been 15 minutes.

edit: jack carelessly dropped his first name: "jimmy". i was looking for a short while but cant really find anything yet.

 

[Whaler]

Is that how people sew? Just hang the strings off a wooden rod and the sewing manifests itself into existence?

Not gunna defend Jack or his AI abominations, but I'm pretty sure they're suppose to be weaving, not sewing. The only problem is the missing the loom that should be holding the cloth. But it's not surprising since it's just low effort AI art.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Quiz time: how many stars on the American flag?
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That's not a mistake, it's a deep reference to the 1981 Heavy Metal movie where the Harry Canyon segment references Venus as the 72nd state.

lol

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Jack is live right now with some freak who has gauges. he looks like the nigga from system of a down. They have completely run out of topics and its only been 15 minutes.

This is his brother Jim right? Age is really hitting these guys hard, lol

 

[Warm Busch Forty]

Jack is live right now with some freak who has gauges. he looks like the nigga from system of a down. They have completely run out of topics and its only been 15 minutes.

edit: jack carelessly dropped his first name: "jimmy". i was looking for a short while but cant really find anything yet.

His name is James Smith. He was on one of Jack's streams previosuly, and if I remember correct he was just some guy who helped Jack when he was looking for assistance with setting up his Rumble streams.



His Xbox live gamertag and YouTube channel are also Lorddarthmaul76. His fubar account is kinda funny too.