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Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist
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kiwifarms.net
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"Spoopy" is a tumblr meme based off a cheap China-made Halloween decoration that misspelled "spooky."
Allison claims she started the trend of changing your twitter handle to something Halloween-y for the month of October, because she's delusional in her self-importance.
Allison claims she started the trend of changing your twitter handle to something Halloween-y for the month of October, because she's delusional in her self-importance.
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Which is funny because Zoey Quinn claims to have started it. Cow fight when?
It's funny because I imagined Davey would sound eerily similar to comic book guy but even with a lost voice, I don't think that's what his normal voice sounds like.
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Good god this guy goes out of his way to be a miserable fuck.
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He hates the Twitter community. He hates the Vine community. He hates the Steam community. If you see assholes everywhere you go, the problem is really just you, Goofus.
[I know I've mentioned this before but Goofus Gallant is the best nickname for a lolcow you could ask for. The stars aligned. Meme magic is real.]
[I know I've mentioned this before but Goofus Gallant is the best nickname for a lolcow you could ask for. The stars aligned. Meme magic is real.]
I loved the way one of his previous twitter handles was 'David's not gallant'. Because gallantry and heroism are somehow a part of toxic masculinity, I guess. Sad.
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Shame that white-knighting the fuck out of fat, bearded faggots on twitter is not considered gallant as it would mean less milk from him.
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He even spells "Halloween" like an exceptional individual attempting to be culturally sensitive to people who give zero fucks.
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I get more of an "it's an archaic term/spelling, that means I'm SMARTER than you" sort of vibe, myself.
Like SecretGamerGirl using the term "yon".
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Why is this lazy cunt so easily triggered? I'd respect him more if it was all for show (i.e. an act of perverse manipulation and virtue signalling), but something tells me he's serious. He is truly a victim of Social Justice and White Privilege.
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I was under the impression that was during his self-flagellation phase and he was criticising himself in the hope of asspats/being welcomed back into the SJW community.
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His new profile pic is the worst yet. It looks like he's been kneed in the knackers by a feminist.
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He looks like the unholy spawn of Sloth from "The Goonies" and a Mr. Potato Head.
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Harass the devs, that will certainly convince them that you aren't the toxic one, those other people are.
He's demonstrating his sincere emotional response to getting cucked every day.
Or it's his Frank Wu impression.
Pretty much the same thing really.
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He plays on PS4 and mains Torbjorn. He gets flustered playing Hanzo because suddenly, aiming is a factor in how well he plays.
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I had to start reading this thread 2 or 3 times but damn I'm happy I read all of it.
Geez this guy. ADF and Chris are sad, but there's an odd, especially sad level for this guy and just how bad he gets cucked by life.
Geez this guy. ADF and Chris are sad, but there's an odd, especially sad level for this guy and just how bad he gets cucked by life.