Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

It's really unfortunate that they gave the gorilla the same name as the black Ghostbuster.

EDIT: Although giving a real-life gorilla an African name is probably worse.

I believe he's named after Winston Churchill, actually...
 
I fail to see why this is problematic- even from what I know of leftists.

I believe Harambes zoo asked people to stop flooding their contact lines with Harambes memes and to stop making what was, to them, a tragedy into a joke. This is a pretty reasonable request to make even if it will never happen.

Folks like Kiva Bay have declared this as an extension of online harassment and stalking, am example of how terrible meme culture is, and so on. It's basically a way to bring up the fact that they hate memes.
 
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Poor little Daveykins is still under the weather it seems

Sounds like Davey has AIDS.
 
It's just that small crew of idiots such as Mark Boyd and Nora Reed that support him. Anyone else has gone far, far away from this incompetent ass-wiper
He's doing better than I thought then, I was under the impression that even they had drifted away after he confessed to being a potential sex criminal
 
David is not tolerated anywhere. Quinn's clique, once the very reason for his white knighting, considered him Persona Non Grata over a year ago after he sperged hard enough to be labelled a liability. He alienated his old pre-Twitter friends ages ago, and the only ones who tolerate him now are his fellow reality-denying derilicts who used to drift with the "cool kids" crowd. Despite being labelled a degenerate by them, he continues to carry their water as if it actually mattered to them. He parrots their talking points, even as he is aware he will never be anything more than a useful asset his "friends" long since written off as an operational casualty.

He was warned about this, many times - by his family, by his offline friends, by the Farms (of all things).

He will be in this purgatorial cycle of denying reality until it consumes him entirely, and his disappearance will be noted by no one except the Farms.
 
So...are any of these things stuff that he didn't directly cause? Because it sure doesn't look like anything was caused BY anything but his overwhelming hubris. "Getting On Steam is All Work & No Reward" only when your product is lazy and derivative to begin with. You're entering an already oversaturated market, so the bar is set that much higher to begin with. You can't just "try your best" and expect shit to work out, this isn't a fuckin anime dude.

"Making Games 4 Toxic Audiences Ain't Worth It"? Jesus Christ how incredibly pathetic...it sure seems to be working for the people who made RimWorld, and fucking Starbound/Terraria. I've never heard them say, "oh man my audience is just so toxic, welp time to pack it in", and really, I don't know any fans of most games that I would consider toxic. Why do you suppose that is, Dave? What's the difference between Chucklefish and yourself? Is it money? Is it something tangible?

And frankly bro, acknowledging that you're a failure does nothing, because you're not really acknowledging it unless you go, "I'm A Failure And Here's Why". Because saying it just like that, with nothing else behind it, just makes it look like you're 5 or CWC and trying anything to make people stop yelling at you. "I ADMIT IT, I ADMIT EVERYTHING, MY MOTHER AND FATHER ARE ANGRY AT ME I'M A FAILURE AND YOU CAN TOO!"
 
So...are any of these things stuff that he didn't directly cause? Because it sure doesn't look like anything was caused BY anything but his overwhelming hubris. "Getting On Steam is All Work & No Reward" only when your product is lazy and derivative to begin with. You're entering an already oversaturated market, so the bar is set that much higher to begin with. You can't just "try your best" and expect shit to work out, this isn't a fuckin anime dude.

"Making Games 4 Toxic Audiences Ain't Worth It"? Jesus Christ how incredibly pathetic...it sure seems to be working for the people who made RimWorld, and fucking Starbound/Terraria. I've never heard them say, "oh man my audience is just so toxic, welp time to pack it in", and really, I don't know any fans of most games that I would consider toxic. Why do you suppose that is, Dave? What's the difference between Chucklefish and yourself? Is it money? Is it something tangible?

And frankly bro, acknowledging that you're a failure does nothing, because you're not really acknowledging it unless you go, "I'm A Failure And Here's Why". Because saying it just like that, with nothing else behind it, just makes it look like you're 5 or CWC and trying anything to make people stop yelling at you. "I ADMIT IT, I ADMIT EVERYTHING, MY MOTHER AND FATHER ARE ANGRY AT ME I'M A FAILURE AND YOU CAN TOO!"

The Starbound audience was EXTREMELY hostile at the beginning of 2014 too, and Chucklefish still made a shit load of cash and exited early release with an acceptable product.
 
The Starbound audience was EXTREMELY hostile at the beginning of 2014 too, and Chucklefish still made a shit load of cash and exited early release with an acceptable product.
Shows what I know, but yeah, point stands: they knew their product was good because of all the time and energy they spent on it, but the similarities between David and them boys end there, because when people bitched about their products

- Chucklefish probably (obviously!) fixed things that people hated while remaining true to their vision

- Dave whined and whined, let his pride get in the way of making changes and refused to compromise at all.

Visions all well and good but, as in nature, it's always better the more eyes you have on it.
 
Davey is claiming bi now too?
Is this like Nora, where you claim to be bi, but have never been with the same sex and don't even look at same sex porn, but you want those oppression points soooo badly?

David S. Gallant's GX Talk:
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I'm pretty sure he's also claimed to be pansexual, which isn't surprising, as I can only think there's one reason as to why he's butt-buddies with Trooner Man.
 
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