Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

Put the guy in a musical production of Rosemary's Baby. Rosemary will be the first trans pregnant woman, knocked up by JKR, the baby will shockingly be a cis female terf with its' mother's eyes. Dylan at some point has a bad reaction to tannins root because of the estrogen. Clay Aiken plays struggling actor Guy Woodhouse. Ice Spice debuts as the baby.
Ok, which terf plays the Ruth Gordon role?

Been thinking about this since you posted it, and can't figure out the right casting. Has to be a loud, preachy terf. Meghan Murphy or one of those who got banned on twitter/chased by trannies?

No doubt Glinner would play Roman, Ruth's husband.

I am seeing a Tony award for Dylan, his dream come true.
 
I could be wrong, but isn't that typical of FAS?
I’ve wondered if he has it, mostly because of some of his facial features. Of course, he could look and act the way he does for other reasons.
...and no father to be seen around. Or any other father figure.


I think it's just his physiognomy. What's his ancestry? Because Colfer is Irish.
I can’t remember if this particular article has been posted here. but in case anyone wants to read:


Some photos with his father. (Dylan talks about him occasionally like when he had Thanksgiving at his dad’s a few months ago. His dad was at the 365 Days of Trooning Out event.)
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I’ve wondered if he has it, mostly because of some of his facial features. Of course, he could look and act the way he does for other reasons.

I can’t remember if this particular article has been posted here. but in case anyone wants to read:


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Those have to be shopped, simply because I can't believe Dylan's father didn't disown him yet.
 
I get a strange feeling that Hasbro or whoever the fuck owns Barbie is going to go full tard and release Mulvaney dolls
Barbie is a Mattel brand. Mattel would most likely pick Monster High for a Dylan Mulvaney crossover. Not joking. In its heyday (before the abortion of a reboot that we have now), Monster High was big on "embracing your inner monster" and loving your quirks and uniqueness. OG Monster High wouldn't hold up today because the message was about loving yourself as you are and not changing yourself to fit a mold or what you think people want you to be. They had a character named Finnegan Wake (they were big on word play/funny names), a merman who used a wheelchair. His character was "disabled" and found a means of navigating the world on his own.

There was a bit of a dark age for dolls in the late '10s that saw a lot of big names die off and a major drop in quality. There's been a bit of a renaissance with Rainbow High and LOL Surprise, but the Monster High reboot is just depressing.

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Copes by saying he intended to be retarded.
1.) "I was not trying to change the world with this one."
2.) "My comps (comparisons) for the song were Rebecca Black's 'Friday' and 'Perfect Day' from Legally Blonde."
3.) "I am not trying to make a substantial music career."
4.) "I don't think that girlhood or womanhood is chalked up to these silly, frivolous things."
5.) "Dumb, dumb lyrics. But I still think we should be allowed to enjoy those things."
6.) "If a cis pop star came out with one of those songs, I don't think it would have had this negative of a response."
7.) "I thought I had a hit on my hands. ..... I might have really bad music taste."
8.) "So much of what I put out there has been sort of toeing the line between trans joy and humor and comedy versus satire and parody."

I’m reminded of when Tommy Wiseau first recieved reviews for The Room. Except that I doubt people are going to remember this song 20 years from now.
I grabbed snapshots of all the photos.
Everything Dylan posts is just a crash course on how much you can hate narcissists. And the amount hatred manages to constantly increase.
 
So, Dylan went to Erewhon
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For those of you who don’t know what Erewhon is, it’s a luxury health food store. It’s also a favorite spot for celebrities to shop.

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How bold of her to compare Dylan to a guy, that’s transphobic.

The stare that will haunt you
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So, Dylan went to Erewhon
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For those of you who don’t know what Erewhon is, it’s a luxury health food store. It’s also a favorite spot for celebrities to shop.

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How bold of her to compare Dylan to a guy, that’s transphobic.

The stare that will haunt you
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His nose looks like a bird's beak. A lot of good that FFS did!
 
That smoothie probably has somewhere in the ballpark of 1000 calories. I promise Hailey Bieber has never consumed an entire one, despite Erewhon slapping her name on the menu. I hope Dylan finished his, he could use the nutrients.

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