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[babaGAReeb]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1bmty5n/update_aitah_for_punching_my_wifes_best_friend/

this sounds fake as shit

 

[Roland TB-303]

Not even niche hobby subreddits are safe from fart huffing Predditors who will take any opportunity to jump down your throat for the tamest of opinions. At least on Kiwi Farms you call me a faggot and we can both move on but over there you can just tell the Predditor has nothing going on for him apart from his bag of cheetos and smarmy fuck-ass updoots.

 

[thefreshmaker]

Or some of the Mexican cartel torture killings I've watched. "The guy in the vid having his heart cut out while still alive is a pedo"

... nah I think he's just a low ranking rival drug dealer and you're just trying to justify your brutality.

I react to every single "man beat up after saying n-word", "pedo beat up by father", "drug dealer bashed after dealing to kids", "crazy racist Karen calls cops on innocent black man", etc, like this.
I'm not going to believe a single word anyone says when a week from now it will turn out half the video is missing and the person who's video went viral either instigated it or just went out to bash someone or kill a rival gangbanger or whatever the fuck.
I'd be willing to be 99% of Ukraine and Palestine war footage these days is just people in Texas filming dodgy old decommissioned tanks at their private range getting blown up.

The only conservative sub I've seen is r/conservative.

It helps that they ban everyone. Otherwise it'd just become a big-tent "everyone who isn't a communist" subreddit.

Not even niche hobby subreddits are safe from fart huffing Predditors who will take any opportunity to jump down your throat for the tamest of opinions. At least on Kiwi Farms you call me a faggot and we can both move on but over there you can just tell the Predditor has nothing going on for him apart from his bag of cheetos and smarmy fuck-ass updoots.

I think the closest it's got to that here is the Ukraine war threads. People just get investing in being "right". No clue why, but Reddit is ground zero for that sort of thought being the prime mover of cultural relevancy. There's no discussion, no back and forth, it's pure bloodsports, someone has to be right and someone has to get dunked on. The fact that it's two idiots in Maine arguing online over whether truffles are good or not like the fate of the world depends on it is almost exclusively a Reddit thing. Even Facebook will by and large have someone post something stupid, get 300 replies, and none will get a response from the OP outside of troon posters banning everyone. Predditors will argue days and days over the same thing and stare at the updoots, as if it matters.

I can't think of why it's that way culturally, the site is not unique in terms of format, but is unique in terms of the culture of the userbase.

 

[LecherousGranolaBar]

Hey there, chums, I have some funny drama to report on.

Head mod of the Sam and Max sub got sick of all the "Are Sam and Max gay?" posts, alongside the lewd art of the two together and decided to ban all shipping discussion, as well as gay art of the duo. Calls the people into Sam and Max fucking sexual deviants.

This of course has led the post to being brigaded by people who only post in Trans/LGBT subs, who just so happen to be huge fans of Sam and Max as of the time of the gay content being banned, brigading the post and calling it bigoted. Head mod has not fucking backed down either.

 

[David Kirk Ginder]

I react to every single "man beat up after saying n-word", "pedo beat up by father", "drug dealer bashed after dealing to kids", "crazy racist Karen calls cops on innocent black man", etc, like this.
I'm not going to believe a single word anyone says when a week from now it will turn out half the video is missing and the person who's video went viral either instigated it or just went out to bash someone or kill a rival gangbanger or whatever the fuck.
I'd be willing to be 99% of Ukraine and Palestine war footage these days is just people in Texas filming dodgy old decommissioned tanks at their private range getting blown up.

Back when I used to visit /r/PublicFreakouts and /r/ActualPublicFreakouts the same freakout vid would be posted multiple times and the story behind the vid would change each time.

"Old guy beat up because he said the N-word"
"Old guy beat up because he sexually harassed a girl"
"Old guy beat up because disrespected another old guy"

IT'S THE SAME FUCKING OLD GUY

 

[Blasterisk]

"Old guy beat up because he said the N-word"
"Old guy beat up because he sexually harassed a girl"
"Old guy beat up because disrespected another old guy"

IT'S THE SAME FUCKING OLD GUY

he sounds like he gets into a lot of trouble maybe somebody should beat him up

 

[LurkingLunk]

But the text on the video says he kicks puppies and lit his own grandmother on fire? Surely nobody would lie about that for updoots. Predditors are just the most easily mislead folks, and for most videos you can ignore any title/text and say they're having a nigger moment(but the reddit mods ask that you please not notice anything about all of the videos on the public freakout subreddits) and in most cases you'll be more right than whatever slop they choose to post it as.

 

[The Feline Solution]

based

Yeah pedophiles definitely used to creep around back then as well but I'm feeling like it wasn't such a commonplace occurrence compared to nowadays.
Of course there's the possibility of me looking back at memories through pink glasses because I was just an unaware kid with nothing but WoW and my bike on my mind.

They just needed to hide a bit more back then. PL because all you fags did too already: In Web 1.0, my early to late teen, days i used to go to weeb meet-up's organized via members of a local chat site, the age of the average kid there was 15 but there always were a couple of 25+ year old guys around, too, and you always heard stories, or even saw, girls going/hooking up with these guys. There was never any parental supervision or security, these guys knew exactly where to look for victims. It's just much more out in the open and blatant in the present day.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Hey there, chums, I have some funny drama to report on.

Head mod of the Sam and Max sub got sick of all the "Are Sam and Max gay?" posts, alongside the lewd art of the two together and decided to ban all shipping discussion, as well as gay art of the duo. Calls the people into Sam and Max fucking sexual deviants.

This of course has led the post to being brigaded by people who only post in Trans/LGBT subs, who just so happen to be huge fans of Sam and Max as of the time of the gay content being banned, brigading the post and calling it bigoted. Head mod has not fucking backed down either.

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New rule - no shipping art/discussion​

This place has turned into an absolute cesspool of sexual deviants. I’m tired of people posting “are Sam and max gay?” and “here’s a list of reasons I think Sam and max are gay”, or posting pictures of sweaty blushing Sam and Max in lewd poses with each other. That seems to be about 90% of the content getting posted here now and that’s not what this sub is about.

I created this sub 12 years ago to talk about Sam and max stuff. At the time of its creation, there were several games, comics, and a Saturday morning cartoon to discuss. Then a few years ago, things started going sideways when people started posting porn here. I wanted to talk about something I enjoyed as a kid, and instead I got to see pictures of a cartoon bunny rabbit getting raped in the ass by a big veiny cartoon cock. Thanks for ruining my childhood memories with that, folks. Classy.

Now it seems like what’s left here are a bunch of losers who have nothing better to do with their time than repeatedly start the same discussion about whether some fictional cartoon characters are gay based on whatever “evidence” they found in the comics/cartoon/game.

What, specifically, are you trying to accomplish by arguing about whether two cartoon characters are gay? They’re cartoons, and if you want them to be gay in your headcanon, then so be it. Just realize that there are also people here that give zero fucks about whether a cartoon character is gay and would like to discuss other things.

So effective immediately, I’m permanently banning the posting of “shipping” related content. Take it somewhere else, like deviantart or maybe make your own Sam and max shipping subreddit if that’s what trips your trigger.

Edit: Wow, glad to see some activity that isn’t someone posting another thread asking if Sam and max are gay for the 100,000th time!

Here’s the deal…I don’t give a shit if you’re gay or straight or somewhere in between, not my business. I do believe that people who get off on looking at anthropomorphic animal porn would be accurately described as sexual deviants though. I don’t care if it’s hardcore or soft core, gay or straight…none of the shipping art OR discussion belongs here. Go make a samxmax subreddit and discuss to your heart’s content. I am beyond tired of seeing the same exact pointless discussion repeating over and over and over again. Are they gay? Who gives a shit, they’re cartoons, not people.

I do believe that people who get off on looking at anthropomorphic animal porn would be accurately described as sexual deviants though.

Fucking based

I find it hilarious that the danger hairs and faggots in the comments (who have probably never read the comic or played the games) completely miss the point and think the dude is homophobic when he just wants to stop seeing sam's dick. Of course the redditors go to "totally own him" by just doing what they were doing before.

Mate, just open a forum, don't even bother with these retards.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

This pedo is was a cast member at Disney World!!!

Slight powerlevel because this is tangential to what I do for a living:
Pedophiles always look for ways to be around children. They’re not like compulsive cleptomaniacs who might steal when given the opportunity but don’t go looking for it. They deliberately and in a very calculated fashion try to gain access to children. Pedophiles love jobs like teachers, coaches, nurses, mall santas, anything that gives access (preferably physical) to kids.

If you always had a general suspicion against males becoming kindergarten teachers in the back of your head… congrats, there’s a rational reason behind it.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

Back when I used to visit /r/PublicFreakouts and /r/ActualPublicFreakouts the same freakout vid would be posted multiple times and the story behind the vid would change each time.

"Old guy beat up because he said the N-word"
"Old guy beat up because he sexually harassed a girl"
"Old guy beat up because disrespected another old guy"

IT'S THE SAME FUCKING OLD GUY

he sounds like he gets into a lot of trouble maybe somebody should beat him up

Some people need to be taught more than once.

 

[CHARizard]

https://www.reddit.com/r/aoe2/comments/1bngfrj/friend_uses_age_of_empires_as_an_outlet_for_his/

https://archive.ph/ThgX3

I wonder what other games his friend would enjoy?

 

[gagabobo1997]

I dont mean to be gay and retarded but I stopped usimg reddit a couple months ago and my mental health/mood improved an outrageous amount. I would go on that website and immediately see 5 ragebait posts in the first 25 posts and then id obsessively scroll and just get blasted with even more retarded shit. Idk wtf is wrong with that place.

Spoiler

Now I browse a forum about documenting lolcows where everyone says nigger and faggot instead!

Same, I used to use reddit daily and it was just hours of being MATI and seeing retarded shit. Eventually even 4chan became like that, but at least it's still a little usable.

 

[ForTheHoard]

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https://www.reddit.com/r/aoe2/comments/1bngfrj/friend_uses_age_of_empires_as_an_outlet_for_his/

https://archive.ph/ThgX3

I wonder what other games his friend would enjoy?

White man gets exposed to his own history. White man feels pride. POC most affected.

 

[Drama Fan]

Cheer for Penn State sports? Nuh uh. Not around /r/esist, buddy.

https://old.reddit.com/r/WeArePennState/comments/1bl2hdg/i_guess_resist_thinks_you_cant_be_a_penn_state/

 

[F-14 Tomcat]

Cheer for Penn State sports? Nuh uh. Not around /r/esist, buddy.

https://old.reddit.com/r/WeArePennState/comments/1bl2hdg/i_guess_resist_thinks_you_cant_be_a_penn_state/

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"you like sports therefore you must spend every waking moment obsessed with politics"
every day I wake up and am grateful for not being a reddit janny

 

[TyrasGuard]

The self-censoring is the gayest shit I've ever seen in a long time honestly.

 

[std::string]

Resetera not left wing? That place is a huge leftie hugbox lol. I find it odd that Reddit users are also very insistent that Reddit itself is also not a left wing website but an alt right shit hole. Why are they so insistent on telling this lie? At most on Reddit you have a toothless conservative sub and that's it.

I've seen redditors complain about the sports subs being dens of conservatism to the point where people were suggesting adding it to masstagger. They're really not and it makes you wonder just what the fuck redditors think qualifies as conservative.

The actual conservative subs on reddit are retarded in their own way since redditors seem very prone to falling into the lizard people shadow government shit

 

[gagabobo1997]

Trump's bond was reduced and predditors are MAD

The news:

The seethe:

Spoiler: long

He'll die surrounded by loved ones? The horror! Also fuck white people apparently

>99.999% of the country wouldn't get
Nigga if you get a parking ticket you can go to court and probably make it less. It happens all the time.

There was some sanity in the comments, but it was hard to find.

 

[DumbDude43]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1bmty5n/update_aitah_for_punching_my_wifes_best_friend/

this sounds fake as shit

either that best friend is a tranny or the story is made up

also lol at the update:
>There’s comments about my wife looking for quote unquote “sugar daddy’s” on her reddit.